Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Forklift Certified]

Any chance because the new steam early access update warning maldy going to ditching the "monthly updates" proceed to sperging out on steam HURDURR how this is hurting small indi devs, then announces he WLL drop "1.0" after 6 months from now as in form of finishing up the 4th(?) chapter, and then the 2 missing chapter going to be free DLC ? Just to avoid the constant harassment now from steam as well ?

 

[my penis is on fire]

We fortunately / unfortuantely know what his attire would be.

Someone pointed out earlier that he dresses like his fursona

 

[WarJams]

We fortunately / unfortuantely know what his attire would be.

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Absolutely garbage fit, to the point I'd believe that, this too, is just a hand-me-down from dad.

 

[BondoBob]

This guy is incredibly, insufferably fucking gay, holy shit dude lmao, is he trooning out or is this just the general physique one gets from playing too much world of snorecraft

 

[ChromaQuack]

This guy is incredibly, insufferably fucking gay, holy shit dude lmao, is he trooning out or is this just the general physique one gets from playing too much world of snorecraft

It's the physique you get after carrying blizzard entertainment on your shoulders for 20 years.

 

[hand holding faggot]

Someone pointed out earlier that he dresses like his fursona
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Now I see his fursona in his photos instead of him. I hate you.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Now I see his fursona in his photos instead of him. I hate you.

They're both vermin.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I hate Mald madly, deeply, but sperging about his bread making is a bit retarded. Making bread is not science unless you enjoy to make it so, or you have a bakery. I make bread and pizza dough at home and I just eyeball the ingredients and keep adding shit until the dough "feels" right. Many people do it this way. It's not nuclear physics, even Mald can do it. Let's roast him for actual dumb shit he does.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Someone pointed out earlier that he dresses like his fursona
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Oh no...He's going to troon out, isn't he ?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

We fortunately / unfortunately know what his attire would be.

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The American Tie is reserved for Billy Mitchell as time goes on his goatee and American tie is the only way we'll be able to tell Mald and Him apart.
E: Typo

Someone pointed out earlier that he dresses like his fursona
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I must have missed someone saying that in the thread. But holy shit it's so true. Placing these side by side, all he is missing is a top hat, a ferret snout, and a gnome up his ass

 

[batterybee]

all he is missing is a top hat, a ferret snout, and a gnome up his ass

We cant be so sure about that last one...

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

We cant be so sure about that last one...

The gnome up his ass is for sure in the second one. It's only the first one we need confirmation on and then it's a perfect one for one match.

 

[Adr1anD]

Y'all fags need to read the thread again. HE WAS NEVER A LAWYER

Look, if he was never a lawyer, I would say "it's quite likely that this faggot doesn't have a license to practice law in the UK" is a valid statement to make.

 

[The Stranger]

Look, if he was never a lawyer, I would say "it's quite likely that this faggot doesn't have a license to practice law in the UK" is a valid statement to make.

Sure, and so is "the sky is blue." There are at least a dozen posts of people pontificating on Khronos' ability to practice law when we already know he's no more a lawyer than a Walmart cashier.

 

[Forklift Certified]

I hate Mald madly, deeply, but sperging about his bread making is a bit retarded. Making bread is not science unless you enjoy to make it so, or you have a bakery. I make bread and pizza dough at home and I just eyeball the ingredients and keep adding shit until the dough "feels" right. Many people do it this way. It's not nuclear physics, even Mald can do it. Let's roast him for actual dumb shit he does.

The only roast Maldy got from the bread saga is the claim he was the one who came out with the chees bread recipe, and the lack of the usage of professional measurement. Both in the context of opening a bakery as an escape plane if the streaming gig goes FUBAR. And opening a bakery assumes a certain level of competence which is not really supported by those two blunders mentioned earlier.

Eyeballing at home and planning to make money off it as a professional its 2 different league whit 2 different sets of standards...

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The only roast Maldy got from the bread saga is the claim he was the one who came out with the chees bread recipe, and the lack of the usage of professional measurement. Both in the context of opening a bakery as an escape plane if the streaming gig goes FUBAR. And opening a bakery assumes a certain level of competence which is not really supported by those two blunders mentioned earlier.

Eyeballing at home and planning to make money off it as a professional its 2 different league whit 2 different sets of standards...

Don't forget hygiene. We have mr."ferrets don't stink" over here.

 

[SYN-ACK-ACK-ACK]

Y'all fags need to read the thread again. HE WAS NEVER A LAWYER

Isn't the established Khronos larp that he is a solicitor in the UK? The UK doesn't have a single 'lawyer' profession and solicitors and barristers can both practice law in the UK and do so in different ways - Barristers will be the people representing you in court, and a solicitor is someone who would give you advice and walk you through the process and then par you off onto a barrister for your day in court.

Saying that, he said he worked for the citizens advice bureau which is a glorified call center, and I can't imagine a real solicitor issuing threats on discord..

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

sperging about his bread making is a bit retarded

Listen here motherfucker I'm here to critique this idiot for pretending to be a 5 star chef when he's clearly at best a below average home cook and I ain't stopping just 'cause I'm retarded.

But yeah it's not a big deal, least of which the bread itself, which is why I tried to keep my criticism tepid. It's just another instance of Jason acting like god's gift when he's clearly just a guy. Nothing wrong with being an average home cook, but this NPD golem could never accept the mantle of average anything.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Josh had mentioned with Ethan Ralph's frivolous copyright strikes he maybe could have argued "Ya honah I am just a simple retard and didn't know no better", does that still fly when there's videos of you saying "I'm going to send this to my copyright lawyer"

 

[MaldyWannaCracker]

Newfag here,

Isn't the established Khronos larp that he is a solicitor in the UK? The UK doesn't have a single 'lawyer' profession and solicitors and barristers can both practice law in the UK and do so in different ways - Barristers will be the people representing you in court, and a solicitor is someone who would give you advice and walk you through the process and then par you off onto a barrister for your day in court.

He's been incredibly vague, and hasn't actually said 'solicitor' to my knowledge, presumably because 'solicitor' and 'barrister' (the two types of UK lawyer) are protected titles, and impersonating one is a serious offence. I know this because I grew up surrounded by English lawyers, and got a lot of stern talks about how I can't just go around claiming "so and so is a lawyer", because they could get into legal shit if they were actually just a paralegal or a clerk or something.

If anyone can find his legal name, they can look him up in the public solicitors registry. Just based on his way of writing I really don't think he is one, but it would be good to get confirmation.

Spoiler: Legal sperging

"Lawyer" isn't technically a protected term, but it also isn't some sort of catch-all for people in the legal field. If you use it specifically to imply you're a solicitor (or a barrister), you're likely committing a crime. Khronos (or rather Maldy) has openly made people think Khronos is a practicing US lawyer, and while he hasn't actually said "attorney", it still seems very illegal to the people I've asked. Lawyer is (generally) a protected title in the US, that requires you be an admitted attorney.

This is all double fucked because Maldy specifically used it as a public intimidation tactic to threaten someone into censorship. If he claimed to have a lawyer engaged in the matter, but didn't (as Khronos' messages with Mario confirm), there could very well be a case. I don't know any US lawyers to check that with, so take my words with a grain of salt. Mario seems to have his head on straight, so I'm sure he's doing whatever's best for his client.