Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack wants an entire city to not have any money because they didn't crack on grafiti done by someone fedposting



Soying out over the greatness of the new government



Jack thinks an agency for foreign aid was used to pay celebrities for campaign concerts



He really is still on about this



Giddy for 2028



Celebrating his pastor and acting like he does stuff that isn't be an obnoxious asshole

 

[Marc]

I Corinthians 6:19-20 KJV

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

Now that he is almost entirely crippled in mind and body, Jack is prepared to fulfill gud's mission for him: To film himself eating for tax purposes, lie about eating even more than what he filmed, and to celebrate the misfortunes of all who deserve them on the basis of not being him.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Jack wants an entire city to not have any money because they didn't crack on grafiti done by someone fedposting

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Soying out over the greatness of the new government

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Jack thinks an agency for foreign aid was used to pay celebrities for campaign concerts

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He really is still on about this

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Giddy for 2028

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Celebrating his pastor and acting like he does stuff that isn't be an obnoxious asshole

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You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

 

[Danny.exe]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

Yeah, or he just fundamentally misunderstood something. But a broken dog has the sun shine on its ass twice a day.

 

[Super Hans v2]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

Quite the conundrum.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

Not to mention Jack himself fedposts a lot yet he is shaking his rattle about someone else doing it

 

[Tiresome]

Not to mention Jack himself fedposts a lot yet he is shaking his rattle about someone else doing it

He's the Hobo King of hypocrites. The asshole rails against SHURGURR except when he's pounding milkshake-acinos or Crumbl cookies, he's screaming against engagement farming except when he's demanding everyone's favorite mix-in for mac and cheese. Literally everything he's ever taken a firm stance against, he means "for everyone except me."

 

[Aunt Carol]

What did he mean by this

lesbians have always been able to buy bread dumbass


...wait. Bread. That's not carnivore! Jack will have to pull out his own shootin' iron and square off in the aisle.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

So you'd be fine with red states losing their federal welfare when Bubba shoots a black guy and gets off the hook for it? It's the same concept just you are fine with this one because Fox News told your boomer ass that Seattle is bad. You're not much different than Jack Scalfatty

Although red states losing their federal funding would be pretty based

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

Jack is such a tool it's almost instinctive to disagree with whatever he said no matter how factual or correct it is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

I'd love to drop his ass in Detroit.

 

[Adamska]

Although red states losing their federal funding would be pretty based

Jack tard rages and dies when the corn subsidy's cut after the tarriffs buttfuck the farming states like the Dakotas, and HFCS spikes in price. Either that or Karens out over food prices in general spike.

That does in retrospect sound pretty funny.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'd love to drop his ass in Detroit.

Detroit has already suffered enough the past few decades

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Detroit has already suffered enough the past few decades

True, but it has everything Jack hates. He'd hate me regardless.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

By several measures Seattle has recently ranked among not only the best cities in the country but also the world. Why should it be defunded?

"Well, if they're doing so great, give some of that money to the cities that NEED it!" There I wrote it for you, so if you're dumb I saved you the trouble.

Also it is extremely rare for the federal government to defund whole cities -- whatever that means or would look like -- and even the serious threat of it is basically without precedent in modern history. Unless you include increasingly desperate efforts in the '50s and '60s to keep the South from harassing and murdering people, the former sometimes on live television.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

By several measures Seattle has recently ranked among not only the best cities in the country but also the world. Why should it be defunded?

"Well, if they're doing so great, give some of that money to the cities that NEED it!" There I wrote it for you, so if you're dumb I saved you the trouble.

Also it is extremely rare for the federal government to defund whole cities -- whatever that means or would look like -- and even the serious threat of it is basically without precedent in modern history. Unless you include desperate efforts in the '50s and '60s to keep the South from harassing and murdering people, the former increasingly on live television.

Jack wants it defunded because one person put graffiti of Trump dying despite him fedposting about Biden in the past 4 years.

It's almost reminding me of how Moviebob wanted red states bombed or to lose power (like electricity) for voting Republican

Both come from places of hate and pettiness from manchildren, yet Jack should know better given he's supposedly a man of God

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat fucking retard is off the hook. Of course the Chinese underwear you buy are undersized because Chinese XL size is like America's medium. Fat fuck, retard. He'll have to custom make something for his fat bum, he should just wear a diaper.
He probably already wears a diaper.

I work from home most of the time too. I don't just pop off to a local Costco and take up one parking spot so jobless fat bastards like Jack Scalfatty must waddle an extra 2 metres to the front gate. I am however fully in charge of my timesheets, which means I will now call Jack Scalfatty a fat retard.

By several measures Seattle has recently ranked among not only the best cities in the country but also the world. Why should it be defunded?

It's a blue stronghold, it's just that simple with this fat freak. Millions must suffer because of some street doodle. This is the same fat despicable simpleton that thinks hospitals have KPIs to kill patients deliberately.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack wants an entire city to not have any money because they didn't crack on grafiti done by someone fedposting

But you know if it was Biden who was the image being shot he'd be applauding.

Fatty is such an asshole.

Jack is such a tool it's almost instinctive to disagree with whatever he said no matter how factual or correct it is.

Isn't that how that works. If I was standing there with Fatty in the middle of a field and he said, "it's a nice day" I'd look around to make sure it was before agreeing.

I work from home most of the time too. I don't just pop off to a local Costco and take up one parking spot so jobless fat bastards like Jack Scalfatty must waddle an extra 2 metres to the front gate. I am however fully in charge of my timesheets, which means I will now call Jack Scalfatty a fat retard.

But if he's inconvenienced from being able to go to Sam's Club and eat an entire rotisserie chicken in one go it's suddenly everybody else's fault that he can't.