Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
and that beach where he always goes and drinks on his own, fatly.
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Has he progressed to drinking alone in the streets then?
AnOminous said:
If you ever met Rick in person, you could slap him senseless while taunting him and he would not dare even to respond. He is a giant pussy irl.
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As long as he doesn’t have his gun on him.
 
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Anuddah patposter is recruited by the Pig himself
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Something Awful said:
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Niki, you don't understand. *points at head* I NEED to consume 10k+ kilocalories per day to have this operating at peak capacity! It's for the resistance!
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Aren't the DOGE zoomers all some sort of award-winning ivy-level high-IQ autists?
The age thing is such a lame dunk by a retarded middle-aged man that has literally no qualifications.

I know he just mindlessly repeats the current left-wing talking points, but coming from an uneducated bafoon, ageism against his betters is rich. Almost as rich as his Pepperoni.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Pat pays a very large percentage of his $0 annual income into taxes.
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Wrong as always, stalker, he pays no taxes, plus he gets PPP money under false pretenses. You will be able to read all about it in his upcoming book "Tiny Tim commits tax fraud". Xeet @torbooks to pick it up today!
 
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Pig [looking around]: Wait, how many daughters did I start with?
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Because he’s a retarded child who never grew up and he resents children and everything they stand for. Innocence, wonder, potential, joy, simplicity, unencumbered self assurance- not to mention that they’re the manifestation of the love between two people. these are all things fat pissed away and will never really encounter again in any meaningful sense. A lot of people with pat’s politics despise children and it’s very disturbing.
 
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AnOminous said:
If you ever met Rick in person, you could slap him senseless while taunting him and he would not dare even to respond. He is a giant pussy irl.
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No, child. You could do even better. You could grab his weak, flabby arms and use them as weapons against him. You could yell at him, "Stop hitting yourself, child! Why do you strike yourself, stalker? That's Felony Self-Injury. You're going to enjoy prison, child!" as you do it. He'd shriek fatly and flee in tears.

Then you could log in here and read about how Patrick xeeted that he kicked the fuck out of 3 Navy SEALs that dared to give him side-eye in a bar, then held them immobile until the police came.
Make Anime Illegal said:
Fatrick, this guy is probably close to 200lbs and taking steroids without eating food will not make you big or strong, which you would know if you were into gym culture as much as you try to make everyone believe.
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Fucking LOL at Pigtits talking about this guy being on steroids. If he is, it's something akin to a TRT dose. Definitely the kind of analysis one would expect out of a man that's been lifting for years and hits the gym consistently.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
A lot of people with pat’s politics despise children and it’s very disturbing.
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These DINKs have no kids, and no experience with them, and never even notice them unless they're exploding at Targay or whatever. To them everything about children is a complete loss.

They should all be shipped to New York and ignored until they die, unknown and unloved.
 
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I hope my nigger patrick gets retard big city police department settlement money because swatting is gay and it guarantees that he'll still spend whatever years of his life that he has left to live stalker childing at least 100 people a day on tweeter. He'll never have to sell another science fiction book or do anything.


Edit: I hope he gets so much settlement money that he hires an assistant or two who also sit there writing out stalker child responses to hundreds of people a day while masquerading like he's some successful author.
 
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