Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Al from Dadeville]

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What an utter dipshit. Incredible.

This 1.7GPA retard doesn’t know that he should have learned about jury nullification in high school history class

 

[Maude Snew]

He should sue torbooks first for felony failure to publish his masterpiece "Tiny Tim sues his publisher and gets an infinity books publishing contract". In stores soon or they'll get sued for felony failure to sell "Tiny Tim sues all the book stores".

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

He should sue torbooks first for felony failure to publish his masterpiece "Tiny Tim sues his publisher and gets an infinity books publishing contract". In stores soon or they'll get sued for felony failure to sell "Tiny Tim sues all the book stores".

I hope he wins millions and then does one of my highdeas unironically: self publish a terrible piece of media and put a huge bankroll behind it. I want to see a copy of In The Fat in the front window of every starbucks, barnes and noble, and airport bookstore in the nation. Sales should be low and the reviews even lower

 

[joebobmurphy]

Something I’ve been reflecting on. Pat is such an NPC liberal that his programming has over ruled all of his other personality disorders. He has accounts on every social media and responds on all of them obsessively, but he’s never made an account here. It’s a rule of the Left that you can’t make an account here for any reason, including fighting us. Being a good lil Libby, he dutifully abstains despite being constitutionally incapable of letting any message on any platform go unanswered. Assuming he reads the thread, and I do because he can’t not read shit talk, this must cause his brain to boil. The no-childs roiling in his ample gut with no outlet.

 

[Summer of George]

I do hope he's already spent the windfall in his mind, though, and booked a bunch of expensive holidays off the back of imaginary riches that aren't coming. Maybe even paid a deposit on a new fence that's built the right way round.

An era where planes are routinely falling out of the sky sounds like the perfect time to commence a program of international jet-setting. Any flight our porky friend sets hoof on has to be automatically considered as high-risk. Because of the uneven weight distribution in the cabin, you understand.

Anyway, here's a World Wide Web hyperlink for everyone to keep in your back pockets - the city council's meeting calendar. It includes easy links to meeting minutes and videos where available. https://milwaukee.legistar.com/Calendar.aspx
For example, the minutes of the most recent Judiciary & Legislation Committee meeting can be read here - this document gives the names of a handful of citizens who have apparently made claims with the city. If the council adopts a resolution approving payment to a claimant, then the monetary amount might be published. example 1, example 2
(Claims that are voted down or tabled don't include that info.)

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I'd still be surprised if a fairly large city has legal counsel who don't know their way around 1983 actions though.

And they’re right down the road from a pretty good law school

 

[Windy Moors]

Ah yes, the number of pages directly coincides with the number of calories

For breakfast

Fat

Spoiler

Dr Now: So niggeroni is more important to you than living?
Jen: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

I don't have anything that fun but I thought I'd share the screenshots I found in a folder of mine. Happy 4000 pages, stalker childs!
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Bonus from Shane's thread:
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If Rick allowed himself to acknowledge the truth, I think his heart would explode.

 

[RollingRock2]

Pat's been ending the lives of stalker children all day today. I can not fathom spending your life like this.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

In 4,000 pages idk if anyone has commented that Patrick is fat.

That's been well established, the outstanding qiestion is whether or not we would have sex with him. I for one an firmly in the "I would not have sex with him" camp.

 

[Dean Pentel]

You are right more often than not, and you're probably right about how this matter will ultimately be resolved, but the assertion that the police in any way handled these events "wrong" is entirely off-base.

No, child. He is not. I didn't read what he wrote but I'm assuming that he stated it was good the police did not kick the fuck out of Patrick after they stopped laughing so hard at his enormously effeminate punch he swung at them.

That's been well established, the outstanding qiestion is whether or not we would have sex with him. I for one an firmly in the "I would not have sex with him" camp.

The only people that will have sex with Patrick are @Judge Holden and the mother of everyone that calls him fat (according to Patrick, a notoriously unreliable narrator). And some lady who had a period of extreme self-loathing some years ago.

 

[Maude Snew]

I for one an firmly in the "I would not have sex with him" camp.

Niki? Is that you?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Pat's been ending the lives of stalker children all day today. I can not fathom spending your life like this.
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Jennifer is right,she isn't a little sister,she's very wide and fat, too obese to be little.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I do not necessarily like the idea of Patrick getting a load of money (let's face it, he's going to expand his operations and eventually start processing children of other races if given the opportunity) but if he promises to immediately blow it all on a sci-fi movie production I'll support it.

It would probably be a Neil Breen-esque story but with Rick as the main character, fatting around the low budget galaxy fighting poorly veiled stand ins for conservatives led by Donald Trump. All the alien ladies would tell him how masculine, intelligent, and fit he is as he sweats, clearly thinking lustful thoughts about all the hot dogs sitting uneaten at the craft services table. I ask anyone interested to enter this eventuality into their prayer rotation.

 

[OffTopic]

Platinum Hits Dan Volume 2 should be out soon.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope he wins millions and then does one of my highdeas unironically: self publish a terrible piece of media and put a huge bankroll behind it. I want to see a copy of In The Fat in the front window of every starbucks, barnes and noble, and airport bookstore in the nation. Sales should be low and the reviews even lower

I don't because he'll probably immediately sue ONA and the Farms.

 

[Entomologist]

I do not necessarily like the idea of Patrick getting a load of money (let's face it, he's going to expand his operations and eventually start processing children of other races if given the opportunity) but if he promises to immediately blow it all on a sci-fi movie production I'll support it.

It would probably be a Neil Breen-esque story but with Rick as the main character, fatting around the low budget galaxy fighting poorly veiled stand ins for conservatives led by Donald Trump. All the alien ladies would tell him how masculine, intelligent, and fit he is as he sweats, clearly thinking lustful thoughts about all the hot dogs sitting uneaten at the craft services table. I ask anyone interested to enter this eventuality into their prayer rotation.

The great irony of this situation is that there is no outcome for Pat where the idiots don't win.

If he loses, he will obviously be mocked and taunted for that. I don't think he will - I think he'll get a settlement. Likely not a very large settlement, but the money he'll gain from it will provide fertile ground for a new golden age of patposting. It will be beautiful.

Much like his physical girth, Pat's ego is so very dense and bloated that alien navigational systems interpret it as a black hole, automatically rerouting FTL travel around our solar system, keeping us safe from alien invasion. Scoring a W like this over the cops will cause it to balloon even harder.

I, for one, eagerly await Pat uploading pictures of whatever tasteless shitbox he buys once he's ghetto-rich, oblivious to it slowly rusting away because he has no garage for it. I eagerly await him blowing money on frivolous lawsuits targeting felonious stalker-children, and posting selfies of him eating at classy restaurants, dressed in sweaty, too-tight clothing, sticking out like a hog in an opera house. Between this and the Orange Man's second term, for the next four years we're going to be eating like kings at the House Of Pat. Enjoy world-class pepperoni dining, child.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

If we're posting the Greatest Hits to celebrate 4,000 pages, then I will repost an all-time favorite:

 

[femoralcanal]

Platinum Hits Dan Volume 2 should be out soon.

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The beat on that first one legitimately slaps, child.

Edit: scratch that, the whole album is a banger.

I'm so happy my relatives don't understand English cause there's no way I could ever explain why I'm constantly singing songs about Dan's Dirty Diapers.

 

[Post Reply]

Notorious drunkard Patrick S. Tomlinson calls SecDef Hegseth a DUI hire, and immediately gets called out.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

If we're posting the Greatest Hits to celebrate 4,000 pages, then I will repost an all-time favorite:
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