Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

OOh and gag, who the fuck called Emily attractive

Out of all of Hamber's collection of genetic defects, Emily is the least monstrous. On the outside, anyway. So technically, she is the most "attractive."

*shudders*

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric? And to [our] left, there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

edit bc my dumbass couldn’t upload the pic the first time

 

[Cecil Harvey]

used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric? And to [our] left, there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

edit bc my dumbass couldn’t upload the pic the first time

Is she not wearing pants? IS THAT LAYYYG ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT?

 

[Xenomorph]

AMBER IS GOING BALD AMBER IS GOING BALD AMBER IS GOING BALD

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BALD

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric? And to [our] left, there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

edit bc my dumbass couldn’t upload the pic the first time

I kind of want to believe it’s one of those waist cincher (sp?) things with hooks up the front in an XXXXXXXXL and she’s desperately trying to keep the bellies from escaping lol

Spoiler: Example

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

I kind of want to believe it’s one of those waist cincher (sp?) things with hooks up the front in an XXXXXXXXL and she’s desperately trying to keep the bellies from escaping lol

Spoiler: Example

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But do they make them in XXXXXXXXL for our dainty gorl

 

[StrawberryDouche]

there’s a flat square looking shape that could be a bandage/pad since she’s been bleeding out (exaggeration) when she gets shot up with ozempie.

Needles are like the width of a hair. I think one of her carbuncles burst again.

 

[Insulin reid]

This whole vlog is Amber trying to excuse what she's done to people.

Isnt that like every 16th video?

She 100% knows. I'm convinced after seeing her shamelessly drink milk from the jug. She doesn't care about romance she just wants to be able to say she's claimed on the internet and have a wipey drive, sponge and of course wipe her.

I dont really think so. Shes too into herself to think someone wouldnt want her for her beautiful mind and her wimsy and potential as a person. I think shes convinced she can keep a tolerable level of weight while doing feeder things on camera and she can get her ex back (if they are really not together) and through the power of love and friendship, emily will fall in love with amber and support her weight loss journey (to about 470 till she starts to freak out and wreck her progress).
Amber always loves love. She likes romance and being in love. Shes trying to have a love story with anyone- Literally anyone. I dont see amber giving up on that.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Coming back to her mesh-wearing Grimace TikTok dance video - what is all this pink shit crumpled up at the top of the closet? Is this just opened Torrid packages that she’s too lazy to throw away?
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Pink garbage bags of stuff that’s too EmOtIonAL to throw away from exes?
Clean up after yourself you behemoth!

It looks more like a crumpled dress.

 

[a hapless toad]

used my wicked rad expert photo editing skills again to check out the gross details on Amber. Is that her hysterectomy scar squeezing through the fabric?

That's the seam down the front of the skirt.

 

[SixBacons]

That's the seam down the front of the skirt.

Big Al is pushing the absolute limits of that tarp

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber claims the girl on yomama's channel (I dunno who yomama is and don't care)

He's even worse than Karina Kaboom if you can believe that. He's stupid as fuck and is always on the wrong side and kisses the ass of the lards. He's pathetic and fucking worthless

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Big Al the balding 600 pound cat killer

edit: Can't wait for her to tell us how many strangers talk to her about her full head of beautiful healthy hair, and how much weight she lost and how clean she smells and young she looks and totally loves animals!!

 

[ExplodedWhale]

He's even worse than Karina Kaboom if you can believe that. He's stupid as fuck and is always on the wrong side and kisses the ass of the lards. He's pathetic and fucking worthless

Tbh I think Chantal keeps him around to counteract racism allegations. She always falls out with him when he critiques her.

Amberlynn loves him because she thinks she's hip with the Blacks after dating Jade, and she's a barnacle on Chantal's third fupa that can't fathom Chantal having more reaction channels / attention on her.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Does Amber know that if you lean into being a fetish object, you can never have a genuine relationship because no one will ever see you as a person, just as the thing they masturbate to?
I hope she doesn't, and keeps trying to be a girlfriend. That could get very funny.

That's the only way she can have a relationship at this point. No normal person wants a 600 lb train wreck unless it's a fetish

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That's the only way she can have a relationship at this point. No normal person wants a 600 lb train wreck unless it's a fetish

I agree with this. No one wants to be in a relationship with an immobile super morbidly obese person unless the said person can provide free lodging, free food, free transportation, and doesn't mind being a servant to this person. Having a fetish does also help.

There is a debate whether Amber and Emily are broken up. It was not easy for Amber to tell us that Jade was gone and a new girlfriend was in. Here it will be harder because Emily is in Wisconsin and will not move from there. Even if Emily just come to OKC a few times a year, it still does not make it a relationship; it is just a fetish at this point, and Amber does not want this. If Amber decides to move to Wisconsin on a whim, well, this would be different.

With all the thirst traps, and the highly filtrated TikToks, my bet is that she is trying her darnest to find a new victim, but at 34, the pool is increasingly small.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Is she not wearing pants? IS THAT LAYYYG ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT?

That is indeed layyyyg

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

crashing out as a jealous unhinged ex girlfriend vlog​

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Ah, nooooo, TowelHeadLynn is back. Let's see how she will bore me today.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

It's January 28th, she says she lost track of time (No shit, it's what happens when you don't have to work.) and informs us building inspectors are maybe coming later. A couple more minutes of her saying her brain doesn't work and she didn't sleep much. Lies about how she walked Twinkie and almost fell, that would've been funny. Bullshit about Instagram and how she can't bear to look at Instagram photos of her ex becuz she's shoo sad and she can't bear to see the times she was shoo happy. This distresses our Pigtagonist so hard she needs to take a 1 hour nap (I'd fucking kill myself if I was that pathetic JfC). The inspectors did, in fact, not arrive.

We get a weigh in. 502.6 lbs. Sounds like someone is still a fat fuck, what a surprise. Oh no more eating. She's eating another sandwich. 406 calories. And another diet Sprite sacrificed to the hog. Duke's hot and spicy sausages for 130 calores. The camera fell over lol.

Paused just in time to unlock AnalogueHorrorLynn​

She then realizes the cups say "Squeeze, Shake, open and enjoy." She then spins(???) the thing, shakes it and is then surprised that the pearls are still in a clump. Does...does fatty really not know what squeezing is? My goodness, fatty is an actual case study on fat induced brainrot. Proceeds to fatty dance over frozen juice and fruit.

An extended sequence of fatty doing her livestream, and of course more "wahh wahh im so lonely". Claims there will come a day when she will give up youtube (It's called death sweaty look it up). Apparently she got broken up with over facetime. I refuse to summarize this shit any further.

The next day, it is January 29th. Says she's so thankful about how many people became members. Also the fucking spider leg hair is coming back wth. Said she crashed after the lifestream feeling shoo lonely and shoo sad because she was missing Tahmee (Emily Franz). "I haven't done anything today, I haven't been motivated" Just another day that ends in y then. Needs a break from talking about herself (lol) and just needs to shut off her brain.

The next day, it is January 30th. Hambo is wearing a dry ass towel on her head. Oh god it's just word vomit about her DMing someone and more Tommy relationship talk. Ok so gotta admit, dunno who tf Rosie is, dunno any of the reactors really, and quite honestly idgaf. Too many autistic chefs shitting in the soup.

Okay, I will believe Amber on this one, her getting a lot of messages every day, with people overeager to inform her. As much as she is an unlikable slob, I'm willing to believe there's plenty of vapid drones that buy her shit and try to insert themselves in her whacky world. She also unwraps the towel to reveal her ratty ass wet hair.

Anyway, it's over.

Bitch is fat. Drama is false and homosexual. Every single woman in her orbit is a retarded faggot.
Literally, the only thing that's changed is that there's one less pet nowadays (fuck you Amber).

 

[F in the Chat]

That is indeed layyyyg

Incorrect. This is Pookie's GUNT. Still fat, still would not have sex with her.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I love Jordy and the Ankle idc idc idc I'm sorry. I know we're not allowed to like anyone here

Do you ever see your old posts and cringe lmao