The NFL Thread

[Schwarzwald]

Shut up, Tom. This isn't a therapy session for you.

This is a Patrick Mahomes / Andy Reid standup special.

 

[FMW13]

....I am gonna take a warm bath with a razor blade.

 

[Trombonista]

Apparently Cooper DeJean's pick six was the first ever birthday TD in Super Bowl history (he turned 22 today).

 

[Corydoras]

Love that my Giants continue to live rent free in Tom Brady’s head. Suffa.

 

[George Lucas]

Who’s that Pokémon?!


It’s Machoke!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Oh ho ho ho....

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Even when the Chiefs are getting decimated, the announcers still glaze them.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Does Mahomes have more completions to the Eagles then to his own team?

 

[AllieKat]

Even with a free play this half nigger is still throwing picks..

Eat shit Patrick and die

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Big Dick Nick on screen.

Whip em out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I really am looking forward to see what the Kelce brothers have to say about this game on their podcast. Their mother is probably going to roast them more than Jason does to Travis.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

If you were to ask me thinking that the Philadelphia Eagles would score 40 points in a modern day NFL against anyone but the Chiefs, I’d simply believe the media propaganda involving that the Chiefs do not let the referees destroy their golden goose.

Tonight, that now ends here.

Yet another legacy of Kamala losing

 

[Grin Machine]

Shut up, Tom. This isn't a therapy session for you.

I think Tom is drunk

 

[Schwarzwald]

Apparently Cooper DeJean's pick six was the first ever birthday TD in Super Bowl history (he turned 22 today).

Imagine being a 22-year-old Super Bowl champion millionaire who gets to win it all in New Orleans on your birthday.

We'll be seeing his illegitimate kids conceived tonight in 20-odd years suiting up in the NFL.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Should’ve been the Bills

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Almost!

The #1 defense in the NFL is sure looking like it tonight.

Pitt's loss to the birds suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

Don't forget Pennsylvania being their undoing

Shit, you're right.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Much as it physically pains me to cheer for the Eagles, doubt my Commies would've been able to do this.

It would've been significantly funnier though.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Big ups to my brother in law. The first result on Yandex has worked great all night.

He pays for this shit! AND HIS TEAM LOST!!

 

[FootballBuff]

Is there any reason why they want to do so? Don't tell me it's because of the booboos.

Wait, why would they do that?

Its not that they want to replace the PROFESSIONAL game with it in the near future necessarily. But they definitely want to transition the children's game away from full contact because of the concussions and injuries. And it isnt even about protecting our kids. Its about keeping them undangerous and safely inside the longhouse.

Football teaches teamwork and cohesion in a way that no other sport really does, because theres so many people on the field at a time. And it teaches you how to take violence and give it out strategicly. Whats more dangerous to the ruling elite than a group of men who are able to work together and strategically deal violence and resist their opression?

Flag football on the other hand doesnt favor teamwork as with only 5 players per team individual preformances in isolation are exemplified like in basketball. And obviously theres no violence so theres nothing you could learn from flag football on that. The only thing it does is give you cardio which alone will only keep you strong enough to keep working.


Tl:dr; theyre making our kids fat, gay and retarded and this is part of it.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

They can't even make a TD when they're within a fart's width of it