TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights - The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

[Arthur Morgan]

I’m sitting here thinking about Niles from The Nanny—you know, that speech where he just rips into CC, calling her a spinster with a desert for a pussy and telling her she’s never gonna have a family.

Wasn't able to find that clip on youtube, though it's funny since in the end those two got married.

I'm glad Alison doesn't have a kid because considering how quickly she was to backstab her friends to get ahead, imagine what she'd do to a kid. She'd be a mommy vlogger, shoving the baby into the spotlight the second it was born, every embarrassing moment on display for the internet. Phelan meekly going along with it, no willing to stand up to her. And if it didn't work? Oh that poor child would be in for a world of torment. She can handle someone else being the bigger draw, so long as she gets to share the spotlight.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Wasn't able to find that clip on youtube, though it's funny since in the end those two got married.

I'm glad Alison doesn't have a kid because considering how quickly she was to backstab her friends to get ahead, imagine what she'd do to a kid. She'd be a mommy vlogger, shoving the baby into the spotlight the second it was born, every embarrassing moment on display for the internet. Phelan meekly going along with it, no willing to stand up to her. And if it didn't work? Oh that poor child would be in for a world of torment. She can handle someone else being the bigger draw, so long as she gets to share the spotlight.

I don't think we need to worry about that as I'm pretty sure they're both ACEs and they're also past their "best before" date so any child they would have would have a greater chance of some kind of birth defect. And then considering the parents either some form of autism or full on schizophrenia.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

they’re also past their “best before” date so any child they would have would have a greater chance of some kind of birth defect.

Stop before you say any more. If Lupa gets the slightest hint of something that would get her more attention (a hard baby), she’ll be pregnant within the week.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Legato]

damn, scrolled to check the comments and saw this banger:


Deathfat tranny?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Stop before you say any more. If Lupa gets the slightest hint of something that would get her more attention (a hard baby), she’ll be pregnant within the week.

That would imply that Phelan was able to fuck her and she was able to let him. I don't see either of those things happening.

 

[BrunoMattei]

That would imply that Phelan was able to fuck her and she was able to let him. I don't see either of those things happening.

Not unless cum leaked out of Phelan's ass and fell into Allison.

 

[Vampirella]

That would imply that Phelan was able to fuck her and she was able to let him. I don't see either of those things happening.

Not unless cum leaked out of Phelan's ass and fell into Allison.

Please guys, save it for the horror thread. This is too scary for me.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Unsurprising to see Lupa getting uglier and looking like a young granny despite being in her late 30's by the year. I've seen grannies who've aged gracefully compared to her. I can't imagine what Lupa will look like in her 50's.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don't think we need to worry about that as I'm pretty sure they're both ACEs and they're also past their "best before" date so any child they would have would have a greater chance of some kind of birth defect. And then considering the parents either some form of autism or full on schizophrenia.

She's 35 so yeah, autism is almost all but guaranteed. And that's not even getting into who the kid's parents will be.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Unsurprising to see Lupa getting uglier and looking like a young granny despite being in her late 30's by the year. I've seen grannies who've aged gracefully compared to her. I can't imagine what Lupa will look like in her 50's.

There are these male actors who’ve looked exactly the same for, I don’t know, the last 40 years. They’re in their 50s, sure, but they’ve been in their 50s for four decades. I can’t think of any female examples—maybe there are, but none are coming to mind—but you know who I'm talking about?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There are these male actors who’ve looked exactly the same for, I don’t know, the last 40 years. They’re in their 50s, sure, but they’ve been in their 50s for four decades. I can’t think of any female examples—maybe there are, but none are coming to mind—but you know who I'm talking about?

Some women do age gracefully and are still hot in to their fifties but it's true that some male actors are reasonably unchanged for the longest time or they just don't look their age.

Granted if you look at them before and after you can see a difference. Guys like Patrick Stewart and Keanu Reeves seem to be the go to guys for this but they have aged and you can tell. But they've aged well. George Clooney seems to be another one that people bring up.

 

[AvonHertz]

They must chain smokers to look that old at their age. They both look like they are in their 60's.

 

[BrunoMattei]

They must chain smokers to look that old at their age. They both look like they are in their 60's.

Nah, that's the results of being sedentary and living off a diet of sugar and online drama.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nah, that's the results of being sedentary and living off a diet of sugar and online drama.

And it's a shame because Phelous went through a phase years ago where he lost weight and seemed to hit the gym. All that's undone now that Granny Lupa is in the picture. He looks so bloated now.

He also needs to admit he's going bald.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Phelous's face say it all. Poor guy.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Unsurprising to see Lupa getting uglier and looking like a young granny despite being in her late 30's by the year. I've seen grannies who've aged gracefully compared to her. I can't imagine what Lupa will look like in her 50's.

Are they still in Arizona?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Granted if you look at them before and after you can see a difference. Guys like Patrick Stewart and Keanu Reeves seem to be the go to guys for this but they have aged and you can tell. But they've aged well. George Clooney seems to be another one that people bring up.

Steve Martin looked old since the eighties because of his white hair and it worked because he didn't seem to age. And Clooney reminds me of the scene in Ocean's 12 when the guys admit they thought he was in his fifties because of his gray hair, despite George only being early forties at the time. And the dude looks good for sixty. For women, Sigourney Weaver is one that always comes to mind, considering she was 50 in Galaxy Quest and I would have said 40 at most.

Alison on the other hand looks like she ages five years for every one.

 

[Vampirella]

Are they still in Arizona?

She moved to Canada after they got married.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Allison is asexual IIRC

Asexual is progressive for "mid-thirties woman who hit the wall realizes she's too late to get laid."

I imagine their sex life (assuming it even exists) has to be a shit show. Phelous probably has to pop a Viagra and fuck Allison from behind so he can pretend he's with a man.

Sex life? Phelous looks like a Temu DSP, while Alison looks like a coked-out Ms. Frizzle. Ain't no wait they're bumping uglies.