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[Stan]

It is also that if you put a lot of red flags in your application that you are mentally unwell landlords will kind of skip to the next applicant.

Everyone has seen pictures of how these people live. No one wants to rent to someone that will probably turn the place into a pest-infested hoarders place.

From the perspective of a small scale landlord, troons trashing the place is a concern, but it's not the first one that comes to mind. (That is what the deposit is for.) Making sure your tenants are good for their rent is of paramount importance though, since the landlord has taxes and usually a mortgage to service on the property. If a tenant can't or won't pay rent it can be a huge squeeze on the LL, and Mass is super tenant-friendly and it can take months for an eviction for nonpayment case to wend its way through the housing court. For many landlords that can be a massive financial squeeze they don't want to deal with, so any indicators that the tenant might default on rent is reason enough to throw out the application.

There is kind of a donut hole in Mass housing - truly poor and broke people, in Mass can get into housing projects, subsidized units in a bigger building (most large developments have to set aside a portion of the units for this), they can get a Section 8 voucher, but troons are in this middle ground where they're too rich to qualify for that kind of state assistance, but they're also too poor to afford a lease at market rate. It doesn't help that they're semi-notorious for wasting their money on bullshit like weed, electrolysis, tattoos, plastic crap, dildos etc. and that some of them would consider those services and items more important than paying the rent. Troons also have a tendency to cut off contact with the people in their lives who might otherwise guarantee the lease, like their parents, a lot of them are underemployed, freelance, or unemployed, so as a class they're pretty undesirable tenants.

Also, if you’re a landlord, you should definitely let your tenants sign a legally-binding contract with whatever made up bullshit name they decided on that day. Try suing Stargazer Princess Mckitty over property damage, that’ll go well.

There's an underclass of professional tenants in blue states who know how to pull all the strings so that once they're in your house you can't fucking get them out without a court order, and trying to apply for a lease with a made-up name that the tenant acknowledge isn't their real legal name would ring that alarm bell too.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

It is also that if you put a lot of red flags in your application that you are mentally unwell landlords will kind of skip to the next applicant.

Presumably a landlord advertising a property will receive at least tens of applications, so these mongoloids need to ask themselves why they (notoriously volatile, mentally unstable, immature, unhygienic and typically unemployed retards) would ever be considered over someone who isn't any of those things.

This is almost identical to their mentality when it comes to dating. They never stop and consider why on Earth would someone opt for a delusional castrated male in a dress or a mutilated infertile woman pretending to be a man over the genuine article. These people have delusions of grandeur, competence and desirability that are about as far removed from reality as is conceivable.

 

[Stan]

Yes, some women do say "girlies" like that but when troons do it it's rather like the high school teacher saying "Straight bussin no cap". Very awkward and exaggerated. The term "hon" came from making fun of obvious men trying to sound like women by ending their sentences with "hon" ("honey').

Maybe they'll say it occasionally, but women don't inflect every conversation at every opportunity with "girlie" or similar gendered language like troons do, because real women don't need to constantly remind and affirm one another that they're female.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

This keeps coming up, and I have to wonder. What could be a reason autoandrophilia is basically nonexistent? People here have talked about the study of the scientist who investigated many cases of transgender stuff and found many cases of autogynephilia but none of autoandrophilia, and it does seem true. There is no female component to the coomers, but there is for everything else.

Honestly? Just spitballing, since I'm not a woman, I just know a bunch of them and was friends with some fujoshis back in the day, I believe it's because female sexuality doesn't work the same way as male sexuality. And so when you look for the same kinds of signs as AGP, you don't usually find them. Female sexuality is more mental- it's why you can make bank writing a romance novel. I'd argue a pooner obsessing over her yaoi gayboy fanfiction and pooning out so she can experience being "gay" -is- autoandrophilia, it's just shows up differently to "lemme feel up my hot sexy tiddies" malebrained autogynephilia.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM states woman, girl, and female are all just labels and basically copes that he'll always be a woman.

Despite telling himself that not having XX chromosomes, a uterus, and not being able to get a period still makes him a woman, he wants all of those things.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Sublime.

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Midget pooner complains about being a midget, just like every other pooner ever observed.

The fact that they are all seemingly well below the average height of a man (and this causes them all considerable 'dysphoria') should be some sort of indication that biology and nature itself are trying to tell them something- but of course, the Reddit hugbox is here to save the day by telling them that "they all know plenty of men who are below 5ft tall".

I can say with complete certainty that in all of my 3 decades of being alive, I have never once encountered a grown man who was below 5'3" who wasn't a dwarf or didn't have some other variety of genetic condition. These pooners are just brazenly lying to themselves and each other.

I encountered another pooner the other day. Very short. Shorter than the average woman even. Had a beard and facially looked like a man kinda, but everything else even the clothes were purely female. Obvious girl jeans. Mannerisms etc. I know everyone always asks these men what to them is being a woman, but I genuinely want to know what does a pooner think being a man is? The only one I've ever talked to at length was so unhinged and hyper aggressive I'd never managed to pose this question. They're always so hyper aggressive

 

[Systems All The Way Down]

No, it’s a troon thing.

Troons never succeed in emulating women other than a cartoonish parody of them.

You're correct that when troons do it, it is usually a cartoonish parody. However, it is actually very common for real female Zoomers to use it semi-ironically on Tiktok and the like.

Spoiler: Sperg

It's been somewhat common to use "girlies" in place of "girls" for a long time.

https://x.com/search?q=%22girlies%22%20until%3A2011-01-01&src=typed_query&f=top

Just speaking from personal experience, I believe "girlies" spiked in popularity when it started being used in a variation of the Azaelia Banks meme "the girls are fighting!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG3oAvkUadc

You can find a lot of uses of the phrase "the girlies are fighting" on social media, where it's typically used to talk about minor spats among young women. Because of the association with Azaelia Banks, it was especially popular among black people, gay people, faghags, and hipsters into pop music. From there, it spread into online Zoomer culture more generally, and it is now one of the many stock phrases that Zoomers use to express themselves in a way that's quirky and ironic (but not really). It's the equivalent of those elder millennials and Gen X-ers whose "sense of humor" is just movie quotes.

In turn, the term "girlies" on its own also increased in popularity, and it's pretty widely used on social media, especially Tiktok.

Another thing to note is that "girlies" plays into Zoomer aesthetic culture. One popular "aesthetic" is Y2K bimbo hyperfeminity, which is a throwback to the very slutty, hyper sexualized image of popstars like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Troon musicians like Ayesha Erotica contributed to its comeback.

Spoiler: Photoshop versus reality

(Kim Petras's "Slut Pop" album was attempting to capitalize on this microculture, but failed.)

Zoomers are overall very divided on trans issues and will be the first to criticize anime-loving, video game addicted, social reject "trans women," but they generally still fucking love HSTS troons. Very online female Zoomers are infatuated with drag culture and gay shit, and just like the generations before them, many of them love to find socially acceptable excuses to sexualize themsleves and pander to the male gaze, and HSTS troons enable it.

I say all this to help explain why actual female young women are participating in this weird "girlie" culture. I can't even blame you for thinking that it's current incarnation must only be a troon thing. It is a bit of a troon thing, but cis women still massively outnumber MtFs, and there's enough of them that are really into this shit that it's also kind of just a Zoomer thing.

However, Reddit troons don't quite get it right because they have the kind of autism where they're literally too stupid to understand social norms. "Girlies" is not ever really used to address people. At most, it's used to address a large audience that you don't expect to have a back-and-forth conversation with, but even that is usually seen as an inauthentic engagement bait tactic used by influencers. Additionally, it's an extremely online thing to say, and I've never heard somebody say it IRL in a context where it wasn't being used as a canned way to make a joke. Making Reddit posts addressed to other "girlies" is a misapplication of the term borne from insecurity and desire to participate in the hugbox, which absolutely is a troonism.

 

[DSHK]

TIM states woman, girl, and female are all just labels and basically copes that he'll always be a woman.
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Despite telling himself that not having XX chromosomes, a uterus, and not being able to get a period still makes him a woman, he wants all of those things.
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>uterus transplant
Some troon in weimar germany tried that

 

[Syikeblade]

This dude is having a breakdown over being told he's no longer allowed to wear makeup at work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/DJ2JzTCjkT

 

[KneeGrow]

They're always so hyper aggressive

It’s a combination of having more testosterone than their naturally lady brains were meant for, their belief on that’s how real d00d’s behave, defense mechanism, and/or mental illness.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

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This dude is having a breakdown over being told he's no longer allowed to wear makeup at work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/DJ2JzTCjkT

This is so weird. Read his post history. He's barely an adult, has had one boyfriend for a single month that apparently ended badly, and likes to wear makeup and feels life is "stagnant" so now he's trooning out within like 4 months. His family even accepted him for being gay. Seems no father figure. I wonder if this guy actually works in food service and cakes this shit on so badly it flakes off or something. He says he's awful at it. He seems like he's growing up and not getting that same attention anymore as a middle child, is bored and thinks he's a woman now. Definitely not a phase or begging for attention or anything. He's going to fuck up his life and when the dopamine hit wears off from this new "lifestyle" and he sobers up I hope it doesn't end like so many others.

So he's from Slovakia and all his coworkers are women. Im guessing food service.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

I have a feeling that referring to a girl/woman as 'a girlie' is something that female teenagers/Gen Z-ers say these days, but I could be wrong. If so, then it's no wonder that troons want to emulate it.

I've never heard my peers talk like this, only my fruity male friends ironically. This is only drag queen language and they don't even realize it.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This is only drag queen language and they don't even realize it.

Exactly. The whole performative way they talk to each other (like referring to themselves as shit like 'girlies') is just pure Rupaul's Drag Race jargon. It's overcompensatory nonsense based on a fundamental misunderstanding of female socialising, that would never leave the mouth of a real girl or woman in earnest.

At best, it just makes them sound like faggots.

 

[Law]

Everyone has seen pictures of how these people live.

The Zizians (trans cult) left a 2 million dollar clean-up bill to the harbor cause they abandoned the boat they were living on. They also left dildoes and trash everywhere.
My former coworker who is a transwoman lives with three other people and frequently doesn't pay rent because he blows all his money on dumb shit like tarot cards, ugly clothes, and weed. He pity-scammed 300 bucks out of his boss cause of all his sob-stories about not being able to afford rent. Transwomen are con-men.
Don't fall for it.
If there are transwomen in your life and you feel bad for them, that's fine, but never give them money or access to your property. They can get a kind word, and that should be enough for them (it won't be, see above). They will come back asking for more, they will blow everything you give them on nonsense and your charity won't improve their lives, they will turn on you and trash your reputation to anyone who will listen once you cut the money-spigot off. These are men with abusive and narcissistic traits and endless consumer appetites. Protecting yourself and your money doesn't make you "unkind" or "a bad person".
I'd like to add that I was the one person who tried to warn my other coworkers about this scamming asshole, and I was accused of being a hater and a bigot. I was right, they learned the hard way. But hey, at least they learned.

Female sexuality is more mental

I think getting a sexual thrill out of convincing yourself you're turning into a woman cause you're wearng a stolen bra is pretty mental.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I think getting a sexual thrill out of convincing yourself you're turning into a woman cause you're wearng a stolen bra is pretty mental.

I see what you did there. Touché. What I meant was that male sexuality is more visual and physical, looking at naked pictures and masturbating, where female "porn" is stories and imagined relationship dynamics and elaborate scenarios, hence the smashing success of Pornhub with men and Harlequin with women.

AGP has a lot of focus on the visceral and the physical. When the research says AAP "barely exists", I expect it's because they're looking for women Buffalo Billing over growing their biiiiig fat diiiiicks. That's not where you look for general female sex stuff; they should be looking for things like obsessive yaoi fanfic consumption. I expect they'd hit gold if they did that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Discrimination even in Massachusetts?
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Who could blame a Landlord that didn't want to rent to a Troon?
Would you want Trannies in your property, doing whatever weird fetish shit they do, maybe dilatiing laid on the floor, even in the bath?
Especially when you see the utter squalor pReddit Troons live, you're gonna have to fumigate the place when they leave in case they bring bedbugs or fleas, or mites.
Then theres the Troons friends, what kind of freaks are gonna be friends with a Troon, theres also the potential for criminal shit, maybe they're dealing, whatever, smoking weed in the house...

Then theres the fact Troons are often fucking deadbeats, you could get fucked on the rent, and getting them out isn't gonna be as simple as say, getting crackheads who fuck you on the rent and try to squat it.
With them, you can always round up a few guys and physically remove them, meth and crack junkies don't like dealing with the law, not often they'll call the cops once they realize its not worth trying to fuck you and squat in your property, its easier for them to find somewhere else.
Do that with a Troon who is trying to squat, they'll not only try to go to the law, they'll whine to the media, and while the pendulum is definitely swinging, Leftist media will still try to make the Troon the sympathetic party in a story about a Landlord throwing them out onto the street with all their stuff...

I'm not saying all this is a guaranteed but its just an added risk factor you don't want from a tenant.
All I'm saying is I wouldn't hire a Troon, and I wouldn't want one for a tenant either. Problem tenants are every Landlords nightmare, last thing you want is a problem Troon tenant. I'd rent to a guy with no teeth I knew was planning on cooking meth before I'd rent to a Troon, and I wouldn't rent to one of them either.
Landlords want hassle free, decently respectable, hardworking tenants you know have morals, will pay you on time, and won't trash the place.
Junkies and Troons are not on that list.

 

[shrimping]

This keeps coming up, and I have to wonder. What could be a reason autoandrophilia is basically nonexistent? People here have talked about the study of the scientist who investigated many cases of transgender stuff and found many cases of autogynephilia but none of autoandrophilia, and it does seem true. There is no female component to the coomers, but there is for everything else.

I'm no psychologist, nor am I a woman, nor a pooner at that, so I have no idea. Is it because society sees feminine things as "lesser" and thus autogynephilia is sort of a submission thing? That thought process kind of makes sense and would explain the misogyny. "Look at me, I am so submissive I am giving up being a superior male to become a weak submissive female" Whereas male things are seen as "better" so there isn't really a straight equivalent for women. I also suppose dominating a man as a woman is probably higher on the dominance scale than just being a man judging by how many cultures decide gayness by who is on the bottom.

I believe autoandrophilia exists but comes from a different place. Plenty of girls and women are addicted to yaoi to the point where they try to become the yaoi, and seem to enjoy it sexually. Thing is, the reason they like that in the first place is not because they literally just REALLY love anal and assholes and dicks, I think it's a way to reconcile their own attraction to men with their subconscious belief that a woman in a straight relationship is being subjugated in some way, that a woman 'being fucked' is a demeaning act, that it's always unequal etc. It can't be scary and potentially sexist if it's two dudes, and often one of them just so happens to be extremely feminine (often even with female parts)!
TIMs just enjoy lesbian porn because two women and four tits = super cool. Throw in a potential humiliation fetish, the fear of being a man-failure, the belief that women's lives are 'easy mode' and what you get is a tranny.

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Given how just a few years ago the running joke was that they loved being trans because they didn't get periods, their sudden obsession with menstruation is crazy. And they should be loud and annoying about it because it peaks women hard. They don't want to get periods for the sake of having a functioning reproductive system, they've idolised their made up image of a hot girl in comfy clothes taking a day off, laying around eating chocolate, crying and complaining to people around her about how hard her life is. Like holy shit, imagine they grasped the concept that a man can more or less do the same exact thing.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I'm not saying this is a guaranteed ...

The details vary, but troon avoidance is a good policy in all business dealings.
And all personal dealings.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They're always so hyper aggressive

It's the Testosterone. Female bodies just didn't evolve to have Testosterone at male levels, Pooners simply can't deal with it. Add to that a woman who is insane enough to think she is a man is already not playing with a full deck.
They're already impulsive and irrational, add that to to aggression Testosterone causes they just can't handle it, and go rabid.

A lot of it with the hyper aggressive ones as well is overcompensation. They've been gaslighted into thinking they are really men but they have no idea what that actually is, how men feel, or how to act.
They think men are supposed to be assertive but these are women so terrified of being women they try to hide as men, they don't know how to be assertive either, so they think its aggression, they think assertive means always doubling down.
Then if they try "be a man" and "be assertive" obviously a Pooner trying to act manly is comical, people see it and laugh, which makes the Pooner chimp out because the Testosterone means they can't control their temper.

 

[Caesar]

Transwomen are con-men.

You mean con-women surely, sweetie.