Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

This may be the greatest image of ALR ever posted to the internet for the following reasons:

1. She’s 2019 level of massive and JFC, it shows: arms, gunt, liver tit, massive head, giant legs? All in evidence.
2. It’s not filtered, so you can really see how much fucking fat she’s carrying on her chins and neck … (and we thought Becky looked like a thumb.)
3. She hasn’t started wearing super long pants yet, so you can really see her
4. ANKLEBALL!!!
5. And Twinkie is present to provide scale, i.e., “in 2019, Amber’s left ankle ball was approximately 1/3 of a Twinkie.“
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This picture reminds me of this beautiful edit from Reddit


They should make a ghibli movie where Emily turns into a magical jeep and they ride around trying to find segmaglutide that works and defeat a wicked witch that looks like Jordy

 

[lol cow supreme]

Cant believe its taking this long for more people to talk about Pedolynn's inappropriate behavoirs involving the young. If she was a man she'd have been Chris-Hansened by now. And you know she'd have eaten the cookies!

Its shocking how much this behavior is just handwaved in the LGB communities, or even by people in here because she's a total heckin lezbian. Whats next, she's going to flash her lolicon porn labeled "taxes" and everyone's just going to go "she's an immature woman of size its fine"?

 

[Constellationzero]

Pedolynn's

Diddlelynn.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I kinda wonder if she did that "orange chicken taste taste" to attempt to write that shit off on her taxes lmao.. i heard that theory repeated by karina ALOT... and it sounds dumb but that "taste test" was fucking weird

Very optimistic of you to assume that Amberlynn has ever even filed her taxes. She thinks YouTube "takes it out automatically".

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Cant believe its taking this long for more people to talk about Pedolynn's inappropriate behavoirs involving the young.

I think public consciousness of understanding the power imbalance between ages is becoming more and more clear.

 

[UsedUp]

 

[Raw]

Okay this Reddit post made me laugh. Hope the ham sees it Look Amber! This is people's first reaction when they see you. THIS man's first reaction even.

 

[Fee]

God damn you know she ain't wiping that thing.

Also did you hear the narc give us permission to believe what the thumb says. Sure buddy whatever you say.

 

[dead stiff]

Amber has no one else. I'm surprised her mom doesn't cut her off.. I think we'll see that happen before Amber does. amber gets a free punching bag and can justify it with her childhood trauma.


If I was mommalynn I would've just killed myself tbh. You had one job and ruined it and now spend the rest of your life with the consequences of your actions aka shitty fat bratty abusive daughter

Yeah, I’ve wondered that too, like what I would do if I fucked up my kid to the point of being like Amber, and I think I’d be forced to just die lmao. I could not live that down.

PewdiePie even included that in the video he made on exposing Betterhelp for giving diagnoses they weren’t qualified to give

PewdiePie. Swedish. The place that invented ‘chronic fatigue syndrome’, but will make you wait four years to get diagnosed as autistic, because everyone is fucking autistic. BetterHelp is bullshit, but I’d take any opinion on medicalized mental health from a Swede with a huge grain of salt. Some people you can spot as BPD/autistic immediately, like Jessica Boyle or King Cobra, they’re just off. All the time. I’m not a gambling man, but I’d bet all the money that Hamber has NPD. I don’t need a degree to know that. Psychology is the easiest fucking subject in the scientific field, and the internet has made it incredibly easy to learn about. I had a psych professor tell us that weed is a hallucinogen, the same as LSD, and when questioned about it, he just said “that’s what it says in the book”. So they’re all kind of quacks.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

It's her "flank"

Credit to Fee thanks for the lol

Holy fuck and it's still there even with her arms raised

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

responding to beck, gaining more weight, & grocery haul vlog​

Archive

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

She loves this poke bowl cause it's fucking massive holy shit. When it looks this big with her big ass behind it. Her claim is it's 662 calories, sure whatever. Then she eats a fucking 300 calorie nutty buddy right after bring her up to around 1,000 for a single meal. She seems to believe this to be a win?

For full transparency, she does do a cope and sneed how she totally didn't finish it. She shows it mostly empty and swimming in mayo. If she isn't lying and didn't finish, then its even worse cause she probably gave it to her mother as left overs. (after she spit it in probs)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It's like meatloaf, but veshabuls.

Muh BeePeeDeeeeee

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She loves this poke bowl cause it's fucking massive holy shit. When it looks this big with her big ass behind it. Her claim is it's 662 calories, sure whatever. Then she eats a fucking 300 calorie nutty buddy right after bring her up to around 1,000 for a single meal. She seems to believe this to be a win?

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Hold up. Did she order that poke bowl with two servings of sushi rice or did I have a stroke?

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

"Im not watching WHAT I eat I'm watching HOW MUCH I eat."

I mean yea it's really been working so far Amby. Why argue with success?

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Hold up. Did she order that poke bowl with two servings of sushi rice or did I have a stroke?

Maybe it’s just the lighting but one half looks like white rice the other looks like brown rice
You know what that means…

Spoiler

fat lol

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She claims to have not binged for over a year, yet has managed to maintain 520+ the entire time. Magic!

 

[lol cow supreme]

She claims to have not binged for over a year, yet has managed to maintain 520+ the entire time. Magic!

Amber's definition of binging is eating more than what she normally eats. If she was bingeen she would be gaineeen. She is just eateen to maintain.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

She claims to have not binged for over a year, yet has managed to maintain 520+ the entire time. Magic!

So she couldn’t do it to get muh lifesaveeeen weight loss surgery when she was with Jade, but can now without having to “live with the discomfort”

 

[American Psycho]

Okay this Reddit post made me laugh. Hope the ham sees it Look Amber! This is people's first reaction when they see you. THIS man's first reaction even.
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Worlds are colliding.... this is fucking hilarious