Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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ilovecornsyrup said:
"Hey girlies, did you know that the heaviest train ever recorded weighed 95,000 tons?"
"That's so cool, and BTW the longest train ever is over 6000 meters long!"
"Wow, it must have been bigger than my child porn collection!"
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Potato Burrito said:
Wearing a "Protect Trans Kids" T-shirt should get you automatically put on a list.

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It's more about a deep desire to penetrate kids
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
He already is a disgusting little bastard. His fetishes are vomit inducing! I'd say he is a lost cause. Even if he doesn't troon out he is a flithy gay gooner and it will only get worse, with or without trooning.
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These are the types i worry about hurting others. I hope he gets out of it. What's worse is nobody reads his post history and thinks anything of it on these tranny subs.
 
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Potato Burrito said:
Wearing a "Protect Trans Kids" T-shirt should get you automatically put on a list.

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This woman is Peggy Flanagan, Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
He already is a disgusting little bastard. His fetishes are vomit inducing! I'd say he is a lost cause. Even if he doesn't troon out he is a flithy gay gooner and it will only get worse, with or without trooning.
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Nah, at 15 years old his brain is still developing. I think if he actually decides to go to therapy and get off the internet a bit (probably with the help of his parents actually doing their job, which they clearly haven't up until this point) there is still hope.

There are kids who think they are "otherkin" and are a wolf in a human's body at that age. Most of the time they do grow out of it, if they aren't severely mentally disabled.
 
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Penicillium Roqueforti said:
I think if he actually decides to go to therapy and get off the internet a bit (probably with the help of his parents actually doing their job, which they clearly haven't up until this point)
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As if that's ever going to happen. He claims when he told his mother that he has gender dysphoria she told him to "man up". This doesn't sound like someone who is willing to help their son with his problems. Also I highly doubt he will ever admit to having fart & vore fetishes because that's shameful and disgusting.

Dude will either off himself or become a really nasty perverted freak and die of various diseases.
 
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Yours Truly 2095 said:
I pray for this child.
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This kid is a lost cause he's fallen far to down the rabbit hole of degeneracy. The only solace society can take is he's a fag and won't reproduce because remember he's a 2nd generation pervert he was exposed to all of this on his dad's phone meaning dad's freak too who more than likely abused the kid and he's not willing to say it.
 
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Adrenochrome Dreams said:
I thought it was based on that the military didn’t want people reliant on artificial hormones (and stinkditch upkeep) in combat zones? And didn’t want to pay for treatment.
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Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand said:
I wondered about that. If you are medicine dependent for diabetes or a transplant you aren't fit for service. But hormones are ok? Maybe it has to do with life and death medicine
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Can't remember if I mentioned it earlier in this thread or a different one, but we actually got briefed on having troons in the military in like mid-2015 or 2016. Back then, I don't think they'd really thought through the long-term health consequences of hormones and mutilation; most of the brief was outlining potential policy about physical fitness standards, updating DEERS, and deployment status, that sort of thing. All provisional, but it all fell through anyway once Trump won in '16 and I got out after that so I don't know what they decided on policy in the end. We did have one troon officer on the ship, but they always use officers as Guinea pigs first, like when they decided to try out women on submarines. Which was sort of a disaster because iirc like half of the first batch got pregnant on deployment, lol. Any woman who wants to do something to secure her place in the history books is probably not qualified to be there. But I digress.

Years of trans deep-diving down the amhole and rubbernecking in the SRS thread prove that the Way of the Stinkditch is incompatible with military readiness, but we collectively have the past decade's worth of medical disasters to get our data. I can't remember the particulars anymore, but (tentative) official policy was going to be that if you wanted the ol' hack and slash, it had to be on shore duty, not while in a deployment status. (Usually Uncle Sam gets his deployments out of you first, barring certain circumstances, with shore duty being at the tail end of your enlistment if you were in for long enough in the first place.) I get the feeling that the assumption was that the surgery was fairly minor and you'd be back at work soon enough, and healthy enough to run and pass your twice-yearly physical health assessment. I think they said that genital butchery would count as your one elective procedure that the military would pay for, and treated it the same as getting braces or a boob job.

This is obviously laughable, knowing what we know now, but we have the benefit of hindsight. I sadly can't remember what they said about ongoing hormone treatments, just that I think it came up. Trannies were such a niche thing back then that no one knew anything about them, probably not even the military.
 
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Lmao eczema disqualifies you from the military, poor eyesight can disqualify you from the military, diabetes can disqualify you from the military, being related to a certain person you've never encountered in your life can disqualify you from the military.

Somehow a gaping open wound in your crotch that requires hours of dilation every day and a cocktail of drugs to make your body stop fighting this open wound is ok for the military. "Hey Sarge, can I be excused from the 10k drill today? I feel like my penis is rotting off"
 
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