Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Sometimes I pee sitting down as a treat. A luxury piss. Still never needed to be told how to piss standing up

Says it all about how detached these silly girls are from an understanding of masculinity. Pissing standing up is useful when you're out and about and using a urinal, but you can bet your ass if I'm tired, have not long since cum (to avoid the sprinkler effect) or just feel like a few minutes of solitude I will absolutely piss sitting down.

The ability to have a slash standing up for these fujos is the same as the ability to piss sitting down (in the ladies) for the shemales, they centre their whole understanding of the sex they're trying and failing to ape around something that is a trivial edge detail

 

[SnergenFlergen]

He looks completely identical in both pictures, save for the addition of a blonde wig and AGP smirk. There's no change whatsoever otherwise. How can these people look at these two images side-by-side and proclaim that HRT is some magical 'girl' potion when whatever difference that exists is solely due to external factors like filters, clothes, lighting, hair and makeup?

It reminds me of those ads you see for anti-aging skin care products in which for the 'before' footage they seemingly just hauled the model out of bed at 3 in the morning immediately before rolling, whereas for the 'after' footage they clearly treated them to a haircut and day at the spa before filming under flattering lighting in order to manufacture contrast (independently of the effects of whatever product they're hawking). These people are literally using the same trite manipulative methods as scummy snake oil advertisers, and of course it works on the Reddit smooth-brains every time.

 

[Deine Mutter]

I’ve seen TIMs claim that typing “transwomen” is transphobic because the lack of space between the two words implied ???

It's so arbitrary. Same thing is happening to autism where some people are saying "autist" is ableist. Autists will happily call themselves autists because that's a good descriptor, nobody is denying that autists are more than their autism. Amputees call themselves amputees. Postoptranswomen should call themselves that, they technically are.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

And yet she still calls him her GF.

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Maybe they already know?
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Dip into profile, find before and after pics.
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Yes. They already know.

"as some people have preconceptions in their head about trans women and might just reject me based on that."

This mindset is so asinine when dating even about smaller subjects than being a tranny. You should be open and honest about any controversial subjects that are really important to you when dating or you won't find the right person. If you're a tranny and they need told then tell them right away or you're just going to get too involved and waste your time and probably feel shitty. Same with any other subject that you or the other person may not want in a long term partner. All these conservative gun owners i see who date these liberal antigun women and think they can change them and they can't and just end up with a wife or GF who fucking hates an aspect of them and something they enjoy doing.

Maybe it's just my success. I met my wife being open about things other people generally hate or dislike and that's why she liked me and we started talking. You may get a smaller dating pool but at least you're not going to have to worry about "what happens when they finally learn I like or do x y z"

 

[SnergenFlergen]

It's so arbitrary. Same thing is happening to autism where some people are saying "autist" is ableist. Autists will happily call themselves autists because that's a good descriptor, nobody is denying that autists are more than their autism. Amputees call themselves amputees. Postoptranswomen should call themselves that, they technically are.

It's the whole 'coloured people/people of colour' thing, basically.

Both phrases mean the exact same thing and communicate the selfsame information about a person, it's just that if these people didn't have anything to complain about then they wouldn't have any reason to exist at all. 'People of colour' will become racist and be replaced by something equally arbitrary within the next 3-4 years at the current rate.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's the whole 'coloured people/people of colour' thing, basically.

Both phrases mean the exact same thing and communicate the selfsame information about a person, it's just that if these people didn't have anything to complain about then they wouldn't have any reason to exist at all. 'People of colour' will become racist and be replaced by something equally arbitrary within the next 3-4 years at the current rate.

There's a trend - that I sure hope goes away with DEI - of using "person-first" language as a way of. . . Idk communicating that people are people first? I never really got it, but it's why you see "person of color" and "person experiencing homelessness" or "person living with Autism." It's just more lefty language policing shit and is exhausting.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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The (soon to be not so) rare pooner trans widow. Now she knows how her family feels. Sucks, doesn't it, lil pooner.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

They’re peddling the myth that tranny “sex offenders” have mostly only been arrested for prostitution.

Even in America arrested prostitutes don’t (generally- I’m sure there’s odd circumstances) get the “sex offender” designation. Charges are around “solicitation”, etc. Troon is grasping at straws.

 

[Neko GF]

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Transphobes force trannies into becoming sex pests. Absolute what

I've seen Evan pop up on my Xitter burners and being reposted by accounts tracking botted likes. Evan is probably the dumbest retard I've ever seen, so much so that I feel bad for making fun of him. It's almost tantamount to making fun of an actual special ED kid.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Literally everything is a slur to them. And if something isn’t yet, they’ll find a way to make offense to control people. I’ve seen TIMs claim that typing “transwomen” is transphobic because the lack of space between the two words implied ???.

'Transwoman' is transphobic because it's a noun, in the same way that 'woman' is a noun. Thus it draws a separation between women and transwomen, automatically implying that transwomen are something other than women. 'Trans woman' is a noun modified by an adjective, much like 'tall woman', 'fat woman' or 'black woman'.

Of course, the only women who are capable of being trans women are the ones who started off male. I use 'transwoman' in left-leaning spaces, because I'm not looking to start chimpouts (if I discuss trans stuff elsewhere I engage in zero trolling - I'm looking to get people to consider reality from a slightly different perspective, not rile them up by yelling 'tranny tranny tranny'). It's not being directly rude, most trans people/allies won't call you out or push you on it, but they are aware that while I'm happy to discuss the issue civilliy I'm not going to be pushed into the doublethink that 'trans woman' implicitly requires you to express.

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Why do men prefer women who treat them badly rather than dating a nice guygirliepop?

 

[Syikeblade]

'Transwoman' is transphobic because it's a noun, in the same way that 'woman' is a noun. Thus it draws a separation between women and transwomen, automatically implying that transwomen are something other than women. 'Trans woman' is a noun modified by an adjective, much like 'tall woman', 'fat woman' or 'black woman'.

Of course, the only women who are capable of being trans women are the ones who started off male. I use 'transwoman' in left-leaning spaces, because I'm not looking to start chimpouts (if I discuss trans stuff elsewhere I engage in zero trolling - I'm looking to get people to consider reality from a slightly different perspective, not rile them up by yelling 'tranny tranny tranny'). It's not being directly rude, most trans people/allies won't call you out or push you on it, but they are aware that while I'm happy to discuss the issue civilliy I'm not going to be pushed into the doublethink that 'trans woman' implicitly requires you to express.

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Why do men prefer women who treat them badly rather than dating a nice guygirliepop?

It never gets old how they always say straight men.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

Man this is getting better every week. Of COURSE, the dude who wants to chop his dick off is on a bunch of SSRIs.

It's golden that every single cabinet appointment exists to legislate this faggot into an early grave.

 

[Jizzrag]

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"You just act like a faggot, not a woman."

Kms now or a little later? I get a little drunk and loosen up. I try not to play any roles and just act naturally for a bit and this is how I'm rewarded. By being called a gay man by someone who knows I'm a trans woman.

"No female friend of mine is like that."

"Why are you so dramatic?"

"What's with the voice? You sound like a drag queen."

Kms kms kms.

"Yeah, I can't really see you as a woman, you don't look like one."

"You were just fine pretending to be a man for so long anyway."

"You can't expect me to not see you as a man and it seems I'm just hanging out with a gay guy friend."

Now that it's established that I'm a faketrans skinwalker drag queen, I can just fucking rope, I guess. I'm a disgustingly evil person who makes mockery of real women, trans or cis.

This is coming from his ex who broke up with him because he trooned out. They still live together.

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I don't even know what the fuck this is. She keeps reminding me that she can't be with me because she doesn't like women but also doesn't acknowledge me as a woman but a faggy friend instead. She shows me her Tinder matches, then keeps telling me how she's going on dates with this guy and oh how she likes these masculine men. Bitch, you just ended a 10+ year relationship with me because I couldn't rep anymore. Or in her words for "choosing to transition".

Yeah she’s probably bitter her boyfriend of 10 years chose a fetish over her.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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"You just act like a faggot, not a woman."

Kms now or a little later? I get a little drunk and loosen up. I try not to play any roles and just act naturally for a bit and this is how I'm rewarded. By being called a gay man by someone who knows I'm a trans woman.

"No female friend of mine is like that."

"Why are you so dramatic?"

"What's with the voice? You sound like a drag queen."

Kms kms kms.

"Yeah, I can't really see you as a woman, you don't look like one."

"You were just fine pretending to be a man for so long anyway."

"You can't expect me to not see you as a man and it seems I'm just hanging out with a gay guy friend."

Now that it's established that I'm a faketrans skinwalker drag queen, I can just fucking rope, I guess. I'm a disgustingly evil person who makes mockery of real women, trans or cis.

This is coming from his ex who broke up with him because he trooned out. They still live together.
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I don't even know what the fuck this is. She keeps reminding me that she can't be with me because she doesn't like women but also doesn't acknowledge me as a woman but a faggy friend instead. She shows me her Tinder matches, then keeps telling me how she's going on dates with this guy and oh how she likes these masculine men. Bitch, you just ended a 10+ year relationship with me because I couldn't rep anymore. Or in her words for "choosing to transition".

Yeah she’s probably bitter her boyfriend of 10 years chose a fetish over her.

On one hand, I admire her making him suffer, on the other hand, he’s gonna kill and skin her eventually.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Troons seethe some more about the acronym "LGB".
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LGB is a slur, yet they have no problems with using the word "queer". Makes you think.

A slur against who? Gay people prioritizing themselves is an attack on them? How narcissistic. LGB means homosexuals and bisexuals only and the spicy straights know that they aren't included. They use gay people as a Trojan horse and they know that if they leave then the T is all alone.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

Troons seethe some more about the acronym "LGB".
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LGB is a slur, yet they have no problems with using the word "queer". Makes you think.

"Feels like a slur" but it quite literally and explicitly doesn't include you ??

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

, I can just fucking rope, I guess.

Consider the following ma'am

 

[Harold Godwinson]

“I can just fucking rope, I guess. I'm a disgustingly evil person who makes mockery of real women, trans or cis.”

well you said it, chop chop nigga

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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This woman is Peggy Flanagan, Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota.

Well, at least it's not an important state.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

It's NOT, you fucking degenerate tranny freak!


You will always have a male body! Fucking delusional bastard! How can such insane autists get into the army in the first place?

This makes me so mad as a veteran, but I'll focus on the relevant stuff:

Men's hair must be kept shorter than women's. Women are only allowed to wear makeup in uniform if it's "natural" looking and in good taste. Women's hair standards are looser than the men, but it must either be short, or be tied back. It's a tradition and safety thing. Men can't grow beards and must shave before work. If they have a shaving waver (usually if you're black or Jewish), it still must be trimmed regularly.

What the fuck is he planning to do that he can't currently do? Plaster on makeup?? They will get his ass if he covers himself in red lipstick and day glo eyeshadow.

Slutty looks are banned for the women, and troons are not known for having conservative makeup taste.

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My information is old but here goes:
They just keep it as a quirky sex thing. If you act weird they see you as a ticking time bomb and will get rid of you. I wonder why.

The only way that happens is if trans people somehow manage to gain a lot of sympathy and popularity over the next four years. Which is why I'm against punitive-seeming measures like the Congressional bathroom bill, and the way that Congresswoman Mace has been arguing for it - it's the kind of thing that's going to engender some sympathy for the T. That hasn't happened yet, but it's still early days. A large portion of the public is fed up with trans nonsense so the odds that pro-trans positions are going to be unpopular in 2028, but I don't see a need to risk that just for the lols.


A lot of people say shit here just to be edgelords but there are some of those who are being genuine. Which ones? Who can tell? But that's why people who come here are going to think that yes, some of the people who are posting 'Gas the kikes white power 1488 total nigger death' actually mean it.

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Don't disrespect King Bumi like this, get out of the fandom.