Big White Bwana
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Aaw, that's sweet! And who doesn't love a story with a happy ending?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I'm pretty sure that Nick Hughes guy used to run in some e-political circles along with the likes of Sargon, Academic Agent and all of them. It's incredibly surreal to see him getting childed by Rick.
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To be honest it's weird to see someone NOT be childed by Rick
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BoomerCon Mogs Jennirick with facts and logic
BoomerCon is not having ANY of the Hog's hogshit.
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little sister Rick has gone fatly insane,deluding himself into a sort of fairy tale world of superheros.
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If you listen very carefully, you can hear the squealing of a pig in the distance. That Leslie lady is funny though, she should write a book, maybe about a grown up Tiny Tim solving the murder of Scrooge or something, that sounds like a premise you could do a lot with if you aren't a complete retard who is also very fat.
Well Intentioned
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I know this is repeating shit, but what an abhorrent piece of shit. I really hope reality crashes up into him sooner vs. later.
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He's going to mouth off to the wrong person. Not someone like the ONAhole pests, or something like Torswats. He's going to mouth off to an actual tough guy with anger issues and he's going to get his fat butt kicked between his shoulder blades. It's inevitable. All we can do is hope there's video.
Cat Funt
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It's hard to believe he's real at times. His father's seed truly contained something amiss.
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This is why your democracy is already over, child. Enjoy Trumpamania.
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Have you ever heard about Roald Dahl's story that ugly thoughts make you uglier, and good thoughts make you prettier? Well, Patrick has fat thoughts, so that makes him fatter, and it makes his nuthuggers fatter.
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But what came first, the fat thought or the fat head?
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Make it a children's book about "Rick the Wonder Pig" or something with a Caillou esque morality structure where Rick learns to be kind to strangers or something.
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Rule by a military dictatorship is not desirable in the least and the President as Commander in Chief has final say so on Army policy. Blueanons are now "trusting the plan" now tho so
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"I'm sure next you're gonna tell me your daddy can beat up my daddy"BoomerCon is not having ANY of the Hog's hogshit.
He's so easy to read that total randos can Patpost like they've been doing it for years.
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Piggy’s sleeping in his piggy crib right now, so, here’s some ribs of him trying to own the pests.
Ymunkoke Ribs.
Feed Nana, sweet suckling baby children.
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Ymunkoke Ribs.
Feed Nana, sweet suckling baby children.
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Speaking of "defunct authors", how many years has it been now since he's published a book? He must be pretty broke
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To be fair here if it's beat off, Tommy Tomlinson is the undefeated world champion, nobody else can compete.
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I hope Leslie tries to teach him the difference between 'laughing with' and 'laughing at'.
'portly little inbred' had me giggling like a fool.
Forget the revolting food, what kind of animal keeps the garbage bin next to the place where food is prepared?
This is painful. In a jungle, then a thicket*, ending up with being on a ship? And you know he hit send with a big smirk at his own genius.
The resurfacing of the fat red shirt picture really is indicative of the state of his marriage. If I had a physique like that, Mrs Bill would stop me dressing so badly. Firstly, because she actually notices me and what I'm doing and secondly, because she wouldn't want me looking like a FFWBT. She would also be concerned about my health and help me do something about it. Niki just sighs, hauls on faded leggings and accepts that this is her life now. Sad.
*A jungle and a thicket are different things, child. It may be a fat finger for 'thickest' which the autocorrect desperately tried to amend to make it make sense. Possibly the only thing worse than being Pat's toilet is being Pat's phone. Never having a moment of rest, constantly fondled by his greasy trotters, thrust into his back pocket against his revolting buttocks. Imma stop now. I'm making myself nauseous .
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Personally I believe his reality is that he lives in a hell of his making. Most men his age spent their Saturday night with their wife and kids. Pat is effectively childless with zero legacy and nobody from a generation after him even knows he exists or cares. His family is a crippling social media addiction that’s literally cost him everything, and an alcohol addiction to numb the pain of his many failures. It’s Valentine’s Day weekend and Pat spent his tattling to Twitter and bluesky about some old lady baking brownies while calling her an evil villain- and she eviscerated his fantasy of being some stoic marvel badass with clever one-liner sarcastic quips and a devastating dry wit in front of God and everyone. Oh and we can’t forget about the fedposting about government officials that just exposed his fat idiocy to thousands of new patposters who’ll rightfully recognize him as almost a parodic caricature of everything they despise about the country today. He’s been insulted more on his bitchtits, pompous midwit nature, and his lack of a relationship with his daughter by people who just learned he exists yesterday.
I dunno man most people with self awareness would rope. As internet shitposters we are a bit detached from it and jaded but his reality literally sounds like hell to me. Nobody likes him, everyone laughs at his rake stepping, he has no legacy or relationship with his daughter. He’ll never know his grandkids and he’ll keep getting more fat, bitter and lonely. None of his DNC masters know or care that he exists. All of his peers avoid him like the missing stair. No book deal and absolutely too toxic for any publisher or agent to take on. Losing his MPD lawsuit etc etc.