Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TerminalTryHard]

As fun as the pests are, nothing will ever beat some random normie getting pulled into pat's gravitational pull only to immediately begin dealing Pat L's.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

As fun as the pests are, nothing will ever beat some random normie getting pulled into pat's gravitational pull only to immediately begin dealing Pat L's.

Heck,I thought this was a patposter at first but then I realized it was just an average right wing normie who's joining in on the fun. It's great to see the funsters hopping in on the comments supporting the guy though. It's like one big fat obese family!

 

[Entomologist]

The resurfacing of the fat red shirt picture really is indicative of the state of his marriage. If I had a physique like that, Mrs Bill would stop me dressing so badly. Firstly, because she actually notices me and what I'm doing and secondly, because she wouldn't want me looking like a FFWBT. She would also be concerned about my health and help me do something about it. Niki just sighs, hauls on faded leggings and accepts that this is her life now. Sad.

In Pat's case, it'd be a classic instance of trying to put lipstick on a pigman. Nikki has better things to worry about, like DeMarqius and Le'eftenant coming over to refill her natural gas reserves.

 

[Doug S]

Ymunkoke Ribs.

Is Pat claiming he served in the military? His response above this quote doesn’t make sense. The guy says “you never served” and “don’t know anything about it” and Patrick says he’s wrong?

With all of Pat’s bad strategic military advice (paint balloons) I kind of suspect that he may be one of those guys that pretends to be former cia towards women irl (women are easy targets for this LARP). The fucking paint balloons are something that a LARPer like that would say to women out at a bar while being “mysterious”.

>actually my cover is being a small-time SciFi author

I bring this up because I’ve had two times in my life where I’ve run into this type of LARPer. In both occasions I was later able to confirm it was all bullshit. But 1 telltale sign was that one of those guys would post things like that on social media. Like just hinting that he’s experienced in combat or tactical strategy.

Edit: here’s the specific tweet I’m talking about. I couldn’t get it included in the reply

 

[RussianParasite]

As fun as the pests are, nothing will ever beat some random normie getting pulled into pat's gravitational pull only to immediately begin dealing Pat L's.

It has been speculated that Pat likes all of the attention from normies even if it is negative. However, I think if that were true he wouldn’t run away from or block accounts that have dunked on him. I really cannot imagine what it is like to be Pat. He may be one of the most pathetic people in the world.

Is Pat claiming he served in the military?

He went to the recruiter’s office, child. That’s the same thing as serving and makes him a five star veteran. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. Enjoy prison.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

So the guy who owns the publishing house that publishes Lori Janeski’s “plagiarized book cover”-

This guy reaches out in concern for an obvious madman’s mental health. I got secondhand embarrassment for Patrick just reading it.





No, Richard. No, Richard. No, Richard. Jfc Pat note the use of “narcissistic injury” because it pisses him the fuck off when Leslie uses it. It obviously sticks to his soul, and Richard here happened to be the first one pig could unload it on. What Pat thinks he’s doing with the seek. Help. Thing, Richard is actually doing to him. I am embarrassed for him. Credit to Owen for the shots.

 

[Doug S]

It obviously sticks to his soul

I still can’t get over the fact that Rick goes from civil to worlds biggest asshole in 1 second. And he’s like that with everyone including strangers. I wonder if he was like this before he started getting trolled. Because if so, he’s an absolutely insufferable loser. And I really want to believe that he acts this way as fat defense mechanism and wasn’t always like this.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why is Rick so damn fat.

He is bulking, child, so he can better feed you your own teeth. Await the fist.

 

[AnOminous]

"Whom" you are?
Err... wut? And this creature calls himself a writer?

He's the bestestest writter on this particular plain of the eclectic.

Maybe I'm being optimistic but it looks like Rekieta is winding down a bit from the high drama of last year. A good court case for fatty should put him in good stead for the next Julays.

Cuckieta is completely buck-broken at this point. He doesn't stream. All he does is paypig for a fat, greasy pedophile named Patrick Melton, a total nobody. He paypigs him thousands of dollars in superchats, and the guy literally just responds to his paypig superchats with "Shut up, Rekieta."

Not a joke, this is what Rekieta does now. He superchats a pedophile nobody outside an obscure thing called the "dabblesphere" that worships lolcow Stuttering John has ever even heard of.

Melton has this gimmick where his superchats are read out by an AI-generated voice model of his gay-ass whiny nasal fag voice. Nick claims he can't stream because his voice is fucked up (which if true is from constantly huffing Galaxy Gas). And Melton has a running gag of just responding with "Shut up, Rekieta" and then moving on.

This is what that worm of a man is reduced to.

He'll really have to pull out the stops to cheat muh boi BMJ or Fat Rick out of their fully deserved Julays this year.

 

[Laburnum]

To be honest it's weird to see someone NOT be childed by Rick

Circling back to that guy Rick managed to turn him into a certified Patposter in a matter of hours:




What an absolute class act
Never change, Rick.

 

[AnOminous]

Its especially funny compared to the look of resigned despair on Pats face as the knowledge of his becuckening sets in.

Imagine getting cucked so hard you put on 300 pounds, grow bitch tits, and turn into Fat Rick Hoglinson.

little sister Rick has gone fatly insane,deluding himself into a sort of fairy tale world of superheros.

Leslie Varney may not be a superhero, but she is definitely Fat Rick's kryptonite.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I still can’t get over the fact that Rick goes from civil to worlds biggest asshole in 1 second. And he’s like that with everyone including strangers. I wonder if he was like this before he started getting trolled. Because if so, he’s an absolutely insufferable loser. And I really want to believe that he acts this way as fat defense mechanism and wasn’t always like this.

Someone found a very old forum account of Pats and he was still pretty cuntish to people. He was not using the trademark "stalker child", but he was very quick to attack people and with the same shit he always does "you know nothing, you are a child, you are lesser than me, hush little girl etc etc".

I think it was a model making forum, which would feature PCJ who would steal his wife. Funny stuff.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Yeah, as I recall, he was running around posting about how the other posters were making models wrong, and he has decades of experience building models so everyone should defer to him. I don't recall if he pulled the whole "You have fewer followers so you are a lesser to be disregarded" stuff he pulls on twitter.

 

[Meriasek]

Is Pat claiming he served in the military? His response above this quote doesn’t make sense. The guy says “you never served” and “don’t know anything about it” and Patrick says he’s wrong?

With all of Pat’s bad strategic military advice (paint balloons) I kind of suspect that he may be one of those guys that pretends to be former cia towards women irl (women are easy targets for this LARP). The fucking paint balloons are something that a LARPer like that would say to women out at a bar while being “mysterious”.

>actually my cover is being a small-time SciFi author

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I bring this up because I’ve had two times in my life where I’ve run into this type of LARPer. In both occasions I was later able to confirm it was all bullshit. But 1 telltale sign was that one of those guys would post things like that on social media. Like just hinting that he’s experienced in combat or tactical strategy.

Edit: here’s the specific tweet I’m talking about. I couldn’t get it included in the reply

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He made honor roll on all four tours of duty.

 

[Something Awful]

Did you know Patrick has a novel out on submission, little ones? That's author lingo, so let me explain in a way your tiny brains can understand: he wrote a novel and wants to sell it.

...No, it does not imply anyone's shown interest in buying. Quite the opposite in Rick's case. Now hush, tiny toddlers.

(Patrick's final book was published in 2020)

2021




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2024





2025



Any day now. It's normal for the process to take years, that's just how "being out on sub" works for successful authors. Child.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's hard to believe he's real at times. His father's seed truly contained something amiss.

All those times the rodeo saddle smashed into his Pa's scrote killed any swimmers with potential and left only the ones wearing safety helmets.
Rick is what happens when damaged gametes meet.

 

[Markorian]

Yeah, as I recall, he was running around posting about how the other posters were making models wrong, and he has decades of experience building models so everyone should defer to him. I don't recall if he pulled the whole "You have fewer followers so you are a lesser to be disregarded" stuff he pulls on twitter.

I specifically remember screenshots from it of him bragging about soldering leds, something simple and not particularly worthy of bragging about to begin with, and then people looked up the part and it was specifically an ultra beginner friendly pre-soldered led.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I specifically remember screenshots from it of him bragging about soldering leds, something simple and not particularly worthy of bragging about to begin with, and then people looked up the part and it was specifically an ultra beginner friendly pre-soldered led.

It's a bog standard raging narcissist thing, they make every mundane task out to be this Herculean task worthy of adoration and fame. They make bacon and eggs and they think they've just made a meal worthy of multiple Michelin stars.

 

[RollingRock2]

It's a bog standard raging narcissist thing, they make every mundane task out to be this Herculean task worthy of adoration and fame. They make bacon and eggs and they think they've just made a meal worthy of multiple Michelin stars.

Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.
Pallet of a child, child

 

[AnOminous]

Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.
Pallet of a child, child

He needs to be killed for that alone.