Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pallet of a child, child

Palate, child.

 

[RollingRock2]

Damnit I'll never be a five time published author now

 

[Markorian]

Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.
Pallet of a child, child

He needs to be killed for that alone.

He ordered filet mignon well done. Now, filet mignon might be the most overrated cut of steak there is, and Patrick 100% saw "expensive price plus foreign name will make me seem cultured!", but the one thing it does excellently is tenderness. I once made one so tender that I was able to cut it with the side of the knife that wasn't even sharp. He ordered it burnt to boot leather.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.

HE COULD'VE BEEN A GENERAL BY NOW!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

He ordered filet mignon well done. Now, filet mignon might be the most overrated cut of steak there is, and Patrick 100% saw "expensive price plus foreign name will make me seem cultured!", but the one thing it does excellently is tenderness. I once made one so tender that I was able to cut it with the side of the knife that wasn't even sharp. He ordered it burnt to boot leather.

He really is the quintessential Ugly American. It makes his pathetic overtures at being cultured even funnier. I am still shocked he didn’t get the everloving shit beaten out of him in Scotland

 

[RaxxScholar]

I specifically remember screenshots from it of him bragging about soldering leds, something simple and not particularly worthy of bragging about to begin with, and then people looked up the part and it was specifically an ultra beginner friendly pre-soldered led.

There's really nothing wrong with the sentiment at all. Being excited about trying out a new skill and talking about it online is completely fine. Patrick is just such a fucking chode that he can turn it into something that makes people hate him.

 

[Bias Judge.]

Any day now. It's normal for the process to take years, that's just how "being out on sub" works for successful authors. Child.

It’s inevitable that he will blame Leslie and the pests for his inability to ever get published again. In the most recent back and forth, there was a hint of that bubbling up in his hysterical responses.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

note the use of “narcissistic injury” because it pisses him the fuck off when Leslie uses it.

It's just like Chris calling other people naive.

 

[AprilRains]

There's really nothing wrong with the sentiment at all. Being excited about trying out a new skill and talking about it online is completely fine. Patrick is just such a fucking chode that he can turn it into something that makes people hate him.

Maybe you missed the part where he didn't try out a new skill. The item was pre-soldered. Patrick didn't do anything but buy it.

 

[Sugriva]

If you're going to be fat at least be jolly. Being fat AND an asshole is like the worst combo.

 

[Doug S]

Did you know Patrick has a novel out on submission, little ones?

Wait, he’s claiming that an agent has taken him on and is shopping the title? How come the agent name (or agency) is unknown? lol.

I want this to be true because he’s getting so fat. He needs a break from Twitter and his fart couch.

 

[femoralcanal]

Patrick Abbott W, Patrick Tomlinson L. Self-entitlement ends you up with a fat faggot who has a very limited vocabulary and can't even hit back the lesser followers Patrick's tough shell; and broke the camel's back (piggy lesion on his ginormous stomach). Too bad that Rick has no redeeming qualities, even his "writing" and "job experience".

The second better Patrick brought the Brothermen his personal "Close Encounter of The Fat Kind" lore:

 

[Summer of George]

Patrick's spaghetti explosion this weekend (Libs of Bluesky, Clownworld, EVS, Meane Keene, second better author Patrick, Leslie the Lancer, etc) has led me to stumble across the original Norm/11 tweet. The very tweet that Reddit users u/Treeckosis and u/ChadKensingtonBulge could never have imagined would eventually spin off an entire Worldwide Troll Ecosystem.

So, in keeping with the ongoing flurry of normies lighting his ass up on Twitter, I thought I would revisit what normies had to say about Patrick's comedy preferences way back in 2018.

tldr-
I Have More Internet Followers Than You
Having A Blue Checkmark Makes Me More Important Than You
I'm Such A Good Comedian That It Pays The Mortgage
Lots Of People Care About What I Have To Say

"You think you hate this fat faggot enough, but you don't."

I'll start with a few highlights and toss the rest under a cut.

Spoiler: Enjoy history, stalker

Edited to correct: I wrote JDA when I meant EVS. They're kind of interchangeable in my head.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Wait, he’s claiming that an agent has taken him on and is shopping the title? How come the agent name (or agency) is unknown? lol.

I want this to be true because he’s getting so fat. He needs a break from Twitter and his fart couch.

I can't remember the agents name offhand, but from what other people in the thread have said he's a fairly well known and well regarded agent. No one has any idea how Fatrick managed to land such a decent guy.

 

[AnOminous]

He ordered filet mignon well done.

That alone would justify putting him up against a wall and shooting him.

I Have More Internet Followers Than You

I always think of this and imagine I woke up from a nightmare where I claimed I was credible because look at my post count stats and my updoots or whatever.

And then the obvious response would be "wow you are a mammoth retard how have you posted so many shitposts" and then I'd crawl off and kill myself.

 

[AprilRains]

I can't remember the agents name offhand, but from what other people in the thread have said he's a fairly well known and well regarded agent. No one has any idea how Fatrick managed to land such a decent guy.

Are you referring to Russ Galen? I don't think he's repping Fatrick any more.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The second better Patrick brought the Brothermen his personal "Close Encounter of The Fat Kind" lore:
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Pig if true. It doesn't have any jokes in it so I'm inclined to believe it.

Also someone posted the picture of Pat in his media tour again fuck you for making me look at him again. He's so square headed and viscerally fat. He thinks he's a tough guy holy fuck he's like if you had a young John Goodman (back when he was an appreciable big guy) figure left out in the sun to melt a bit so his man tits hung a bit more and his head collapsed into a square blob.

He thinks he's a badass looking like this.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I dunno man most people with self awareness would rope. As internet shitposters we are a bit detached from it and jaded but his reality literally sounds like hell to me. Nobody likes him, everyone laughs at his rake stepping, he has no legacy or relationship with his daughter. He’ll never know his grandkids and he’ll keep getting more fat, bitter and lonely. None of his DNC masters know or care that he exists. All of his peers avoid him like the missing stair. No book deal and absolutely too toxic for any publisher or agent to take on. Losing his MPD lawsuit etc etc.

Yeah, when I mean 'reality catching up to him' I mean like actual consequences for his actions.

I think he's suffering from a general misery for all of the stuff you outlined, but I'd just like to see a massive smack on the snout for the Man of Pig from a judge, seeing jail time, etc. because he's just such an unlikable piece of shit who has really earned it. Similar to how Ralph has earned being punched in the face numerous times or Lowtax earned a hole in the head.

It's just so weird he's so completely hostile to everyone around him. And it isn't something that came about as a result of being trolled for years -- he was a rude prick before any of this shit happened. I don't get how being a prick is your default mode towards everyone.

 

[NaggotFigger]

This is a brief meltdown from our classic Mrs. Tomlinson, but in atypical The Donald seething and Orange Man bad instead of “NO LITTLE BABY CHILD.”. Not special, but enjoy a bit of libtard rage.

Banner by yours truly.

Spoiler: No child. You fucking dipshit, you are in a cult.

 

[Windy Moors]

I Have More Internet Followers Than You
Having A Blue Checkmark Makes Me More Important Than You

It brings me immense comfort that Musk ruined twitter for him and how irate he must be at DOGE.