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More of the usual JaeBae MadLibs.
Whatever happened to JaeBae, she is undeserving of my sympathy, and I don't care if saying that makes me a bad person. I just can't with her.
She says "Across the country", so it's probably not Seattle Fat Con. What's on the east coast?
I guess that's "across the country" if you fold it along the 40th parallel.
There is no requirement that an F/A must physically remove anyone from a disabled aircraft which is why paying attention to the safety briefing and at least knowing how to find the nearest exit is the the passengers responsibility. There’s no way anyone should have to climb over a super fat.I was just watching footage of that plane that crashed and flipped in Toronto being evacuated and it made me think of these entitled deathfats and their airport drama. There's no way they would fit through those narrow emergency exits and be able to step out of there. And that's not even considering trying to get them upright and walking after something like that. They would be a huge burden to evacuate and an increased risk for everyone on board trying to evacuate quickly. I don't even know what the protocol would be to evacuate someone like that safely. Even if they got everyone else off first would the flight attendants be expected to wait around and risk their own lives in a plane that could potentially go up in flames at any second just because these people ate themselves into being huge helpless burdens? I think if they're too fat to be able to move themselves off the plane efficiently in an emergency they probably shouldn't be allowed to fly at all.
And why the airlines can require a disabled passenger to fly with an assistant should it be likely that they'll need one.There is no requirement that an F/A must physically remove anyone from a disabled aircraft which is why paying attention to the safety briefing and at least knowing how to find the nearest exit is the the passengers responsibility. There’s no way anyone should have to climb over a super fat.
14CFR382.29b3 said:A passenger with a mobility impairment so severe that the person is unable to physically assist in his or her own evacuation of the aircraft;
While I doubt it will ever happen that you'll be barred from flying because you have your own gravitational pull and weigh as much as a compact car, something does need to be done about these fatties flying for exactly this reason. If there's an emergency they're literally going to wind up killing people because they're blocking the aisle. But maybe they'll get trampled in the frenzy to get out and eventually somebody will use their corpse as a floatation device. I mean all that fat must mean it's hard for them to sink.I was just watching footage of that plane that crashed and flipped in Toronto being evacuated and it made me think of these entitled deathfats and their airport drama. There's no way they would fit through those narrow emergency exits and be able to step out of there. And that's not even considering trying to get them upright and walking after something like that. They would be a huge burden to evacuate and an increased risk for everyone on board trying to evacuate quickly. I don't even know what the protocol would be to evacuate someone like that safely. Even if they got everyone else off first would the flight attendants be expected to wait around and risk their own lives in a plane that could potentially go up in flames at any second just because these people ate themselves into being huge helpless burdens? I think if they're too fat to be able to move themselves off the plane efficiently in an emergency they probably shouldn't be allowed to fly at all.
It’s like that problem where a person has to chose between a train full of people or flipping the track switch and killing their son. You can sure bet the people will trample the death fat to save their own lives.While I doubt it will ever happen that you'll be barred from flying because you have your own gravitational pull and weigh as much as a compact car, something does need to be done about these fatties flying for exactly this reason. If there's an emergency they're literally going to wind up killing people because they're blocking the aisle. But maybe they'll get trampled in the frenzy to get out and eventually somebody will use their corpse as a floatation device. I mean all that fat must mean it's hard for them to sink.
While I doubt it will ever happen that you'll be barred from flying because you have your own gravitational pull and weigh as much as a compact car, something does need to be done about these fatties flying for exactly this reason. If there's an emergency they're literally going to wind up killing people because they're blocking the aisle. But maybe they'll get trampled in the frenzy to get out and eventually somebody will use their corpse as a floatation device. I mean all that fat must mean it's hard for them to sink.
Personally I lost the weight and hit the gym because I was getting out of breath carrying two bags of groceries up two floors to my apartment.This is my number one motivator for doing what's required to keep my body size down. It's not clothes, or looks, or sex appeal. It's the desire to remain independent and able to take care of myself in all circumstances, whether that's just day to day mobility or an actual emergency. I would be terrified to exist as a superfat because they are sitting ducks in situations like this. Totally helpless and subject to the ability and desire of those around them to assist. NO FUCKING THANK YOU.
They've been asking for extra wide seats for the longest time and if they got them they'd complain like hell that they have to pay more.Ultra Fats are a pain to have on a flight. It takes them twice as long to get down the jetway and they get highly offended if you walk past them because they are walking too slow. They immediately pull up the arm rest for their spill over, they look around and fuss if the F/A isn’t pulling out the drink and snacks or they have bought a foot long sandwich to consume on the flight. Honestly, maybe the airlines should put in a couple of wide load seats for ultra fats and charge for them.
They need sample seats at the gate like they have for your carry on, if you didn't get a second seat and you don't fit in the sizer, you don't fly.Ultra Fats are a pain to have on a flight. It takes them twice as long to get down the jetway and they get highly offended if you walk past them because they are walking too slow. They immediately pull up the arm rest for their spill over, they look around and fuss if the F/A isn’t pulling out the drink and snacks or they have bought a foot long sandwich to consume on the flight. Honestly, maybe the airlines should put in a couple of wide load seats for ultra fats and charge for them.
No I think that’s right. Especially as you get older and feel things start to creak a bit, and you see parents get older and frailer. It really hits you - you see people your age get hit with things that aren’t their fault, like cancer, or maybe are down to their lifestyle like the beetus and it makes you stop and think. I’ve noticed that people tend to wise up and get healthier in middle age or they carry on with the excesses, booze and food and partying and it shows on them.It's the desire to remain independent and able to take care of myself in all circumstances,