Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Revelator]

. They don't poke out like bug eyes on a flat surface. Yeah yeah they troons can cope and say "oh mine look better you're saggy bitch" but nobody's convinced by the two half grapefruits under the shirt look.

Not to mention it's natural for boobs to get less perky. Troonism is unnatural, hence unnatural breasts.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Not to mention it's natural for boobs to get less perky. Troonism is unnatural, hence unnatural breasts.

PL? My friend had a BA and was concerned about getting the most natural look possible and went smaller and less round than she thought she wanted so they would look more real. I don't think troons have that kind of restraint and just go for the biggest, roundest silicone they can get shoved in their chests. On a budget, too.

 

[Stan]

Not to mention it's natural for boobs to get less perky. Troonism is unnatural, hence unnatural breasts.

They look unnatural and obviously fake on cis women too, basically they always look like your choice of fruit tacked under the skin.

PL? My friend had a BA and was concerned about getting the most natural look possible and went smaller and less round than she thought she wanted so they would look more real. I don't think troons have that kind of restraint and just go for the biggest, roundest silicone they can get shoved in their chests. On a budget, too.

Me PLing around here about the state of my breasts is normal. Troon boobs are not.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Bonus mom and post-tit-chop pooner topless photos under the spoiler. These seem to span over several years, and I'm guessing this is Jess with her mom. Click at your own risk.

Spoiler: Old lady boobs and pooner moobs

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The mom's tits get better with each pic, but the daughter's chest gets increasingly worse over time.

 

[Sean Andalou]

These are the results of an actual medical mastectomy (removing the breasts in the case of cancer):

I speculate the more skillful surgeons don't do the pooner thing.
More ethical perhaps?

 

[Stan]

That's the tell innit? Even if they got a wide shoulders and big gap (like me, I have wide shoulders and a big gap) the tits hang more naturally. They don't poke out like bug eyes on a flat surface. Yeah yeah they troons can cope and say "oh mine look better you're saggy bitch" but nobody's convinced by the two half grapefruits under the shirt look.

I'd never get a BA either. I don't want one, don't need one.

Look this is what I mean

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It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Men have larger ribcages. When men troon out, the "boobs" they get follow the curvature of their barrel chests to point their nipples out to the sides. They don't even go through Tanner stages because the estrogen doses don't remotely mimic a real woman's schedule, which is why they look like oranges in tube socks instead of real boobs. I don't even like boobs and I have no idea how a troon can look at the gynecomastia medical abomination fat tumors stapled to his chest and go "yeah, those are tits".

 

[Positron]

face blindness comes up again and again, and I think it's overstated.

Troons who claim "face blindness" clock other troons perfectly fine, and you bet they clock themselves too. They insist they are "stealth" not because of "face blindness", but through willful, effortful self-delusion.

Has it been mentioned yet how pooner mastectomies seem to be intentionally badly done so they end up with the worst keloids possible?

The SRS thread talks about it over and over. The reason is that conscientious surgeons suture each tissue layer individually, with fine sutures, so the tissues are under much less tension. On the contrary, butchers like Sidhe Gallagher just sew up everything in one go, bunching up the tissue layers. So the wound inevitably look awful. And the rub is -- her patients actually prefer it that way!

 

[Magic Pickle]

It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.

Please don't tell me you're posting your nipple outlines on Kiwi Farms of all places.

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A pooner is convinced that the sedentary lifestyle of the modern human being is to blame for why she looks like a shrimp in a trenchcoat compared to normal men. Bizarrely, she claims that if we'd evolved like snakes, she could put her own penis into her own vagina.
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Mankind becoming sedentary was the biggest mistake in history​

We would have less sexual dimorphism and sexism which would be better. I would love to live in a world with as small sexual dimorphism as possible. Why did our ancestors do this? I blame them for all of my problems now so I can feel better about myself. I fucking hate sexual dimorphism and everyone would profit if there was less I hate myself too and myself I hate the most why did our ancestors have to do this to me where they dumb or something, they should have seen that ten thousands of years later my life will be ruined because of them. Or we should have just not developed two sexes but like snakes or something so we can have both, honestly that would be so much better, i could put my own dick into my own pussy. Anyway, I hate sexual dimorphism and I hate women too and men too and everyone else too.

Kiwis, do you know what your kiwilings are watching? What seems to be a very young FTM is distressed by her parents realizing erotic ASMR videos may have a negative impact on her...
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I genuinely don't know if I can trust my parents anymore...​

This is extremely long, but I'm just tired of having to summarize stuff that happened.
Yeah, so things got WAY worse
It just randomly happened while my mom was thawing out some frozen cookies for me. But then she mentioned about how good my phone history was (for context she thought I was hurting myself because I was watching ftm audios on YouTube, I'm ftm and pre T btw.) But suddenly she mentioned about some audios I watch before I go to sleep and them being a "huge no" from her even though the audios are quite literally the only thing that can make me go to sleep in a comfortable mood.
Well that's when it gets worse, not only did she sneakily watch the entire asmr video that I was watching before bed and tell me that it made her cringe, but also accused the audio of being "perverted" DESPITE IT HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO SPICY SHIT DESPITE FOR A FEW KISSES HERE AND THERE!! IT WAS JUST PURE FLUFF! Then she assumed that the person making the audios was being predatory over people that think it's "real."
Like no? I genuinely just want something to help me go to sleep instead of melatonin gummies that dont do shit at all. She also accused me of watching sexual stuff, which I admit, sometimes I DO, but not to the point where it's basically my whole life and not "obsessing" over it like she assumed me of doing. Oh yeah, and she also threatened to tell my transphobic and misogynistic Dad about what I've been watching if I don't stop doing so, which Is practically a fucking death sentence because he overshares everything to half of his side (in which almost all of them are well.. pretty much every bad phobic you can think of) and the LAST thing that I want to happen is to get bullied and scolded at by my relatives because I agree with something that they don't agree with.
Oh wait, and the ironic thing is? She supported me when I came out as pansexual! But not when I wanted to be something other than a woman because she just assumes I'm "doing it for the trend." And thinks that whatever "small community" I'm in makes the almost entire LGBTQ community think that they are weird (like girl?? millions of people watch ASMR every night!)
I have been questioning whether If I was a different gender or not since I was dead 11. I've publicly revealed it until I found out she was actually watching my phone like some security camera in a max security prison AND she's been doing it for quite a while before she told me! But oh no she's the parent so it's perfectly fine!!
God, I sometimes just hate when your parents just stalk your socials and think it's fine because "they're doing the best for you!!" And yet in reality, it's making you feel worse, like you're just being stabbed in the heart over and over and over again until you're just numb.. Oh yeah and she's gonna delete my YouTube if she "catches me lying to her again" heh! 2 years of work and effort down the fucking drain all because both of my parents couldn't handle me being something other than a girl!
Oh yeah and she told me last night that I was making her life a living hell because I was watching those audios. And when I started crying, she said "don't cry, I should practically be the one crying instead!" And left
I cried myself to sleep last night because of that, the reason why I haven't told this earlier is because I got my phone taken away for "fixing my sleep schedule" but I obviously know that there's more to that tbh
I'm incredibly sorry for just dumping everything at once, I'm just so sick of how my parents are treating me rn despite them being "lenient" I love my mom, but her watching every inch of my YouTube history makes my mental state just way worse than it already needs to be.

 

[Stan]

Please don't tell me you're posting your nipple outlines on Kiwi Farms of all places.

if there are here and lurking (and they are) I gotta mog them.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Fat

 

[Stan]

Fat

Well yes.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Kiwis, do you know what your kiwilings are watching? What seems to be a very young FTM is distressed by her parents realizing erotic ASMR videos may have a negative impact on her...

There is reverse sissy type stuff now...?

I've never heard of anyone crying over having softcore porn taken away, jesus. I wish Youtube would take this stuff down but I know its not going to at this point. Don't let your kids use Youtube, not even with the parental settings on.

 

[Law]

Sky, age 64.

Brothers of the mine, rejoice!

 

[Uncle_Teds_Cabin25]

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Yet there are also posts like these from pooners who "love the aesthetics" of having a scarred chest that will obviously look nothing like a man's:

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Oh boo hoo. They chop off healthy body parts like weirdos

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I shared the urinal cake story tonight with the rest of the household because how could you not.

Not sure if the actual Reddit thread (someone already archived it) was linked before, or just the tweet capping bits and pieces of it. I'm sure it's already been posted.

But, while going through to get full screencaps, I found this in the comments:

Seemed nice to have a little (assumedly mtf) retarded to balance things out. In case this needed to be said to literally anyone ever other than this dude: a pad is not a bandaid for your vagina. That's not how that works.

 

[Vampirella]

Seemed nice to have a little (assumedly mtf) retarded to balance things out. In case this needed to be said to literally anyone ever other than this dude: a pad is not a bandaid for your vagina. That's not how that works.

They show in ads how the little wings work to hold the pads in place on your underwear. How dumb is he. Hell, even in ads from the 40s they show pretty much how they work.

 

[Maude Snew]

Look this is what I mean

Jeniffer Tomlinson got you beat.

Spoiler

 

[Ghostkeel]

would

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

would

Jennifer or the (other) fat broad? For posterity.