Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 415 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,641 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,936 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,286
He's playing The Witness on Twitch right now and I'm seriously questioning his intelligence. He's been stuck in this one simple puzzle for like 40 minutes and even with the extreme backseating from chat (and him reading the solutions out loud), he is still incapable of solving it.

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He's playing The Witness on Twitch right now and I'm seriously questioning his intelligence. He's been stuck in this one simple puzzle for like 40 minutes and even with the extreme backseating from chat (and him reading the solutions out loud), he is still incapable of solving it.
Right now he's using the environment to do puzzles already, isn't that like one of the later things you discover? How much did he play of this already? Seems pretty clear he's spoiled on the game already.

EDIT: 4 hours, just this stream it seems. https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/games/17324
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Right now he's using the environment to do puzzles already, isn't that like one of the later things you discover? How much did he play of this already? Seems pretty clear he's spoiled on the game already.

EDIT: 4 hours, just this stream it seems. https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/games/17324
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to be fair its a 10 year old game known for that exact gimmick
the good news is the hate watchers that can actually tolerate him are going to have some vids for us to enjoy
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vids like this get good views and slop farmers will lick up easy views
 
He's playing The Witness on Twitch right now and I'm seriously questioning his intelligence. He's been stuck in this one simple puzzle for like 40 minutes and even with the extreme backseating from chat (and him reading the solutions out loud), he is still incapable of solving it.

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Save fucking everything in that VOD. The milk tanker's a-coming.
 
He's playing The Witness on Twitch right now and I'm seriously questioning his intelligence. He's been stuck in this one simple puzzle for like 40 minutes and even with the extreme backseating from chat (and him reading the solutions out loud), he is still incapable of solving it.

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Oh wow, looks like he read my post after all. Can't wait to see him try the challenge!
 
the witness is good but there are puzzles that do not respect your time like the one where you need to sit for an hour long essay. let's see if he figures that out. maybe he'll appreciate how masterbatory it is
I think that is a good talk, but I had heard it before the game and listening to it again isn't very appealing. There is also an environmental puzzle with the boat that's pretty tedious.
Having this on the store page was a bad move; "This game respects you as an intelligent player and it treats your time as precious." To be fair it is mostly true, just not universally true.
It has been a while, I kind of want to play it again actually.
 
He's playing The Witness on Twitch right now and I'm seriously questioning his intelligence. He's been stuck in this one simple puzzle for like 40 minutes and even with the extreme backseating from chat (and him reading the solutions out loud), he is still incapable of solving it.

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An excellent practice in not being an insufferable retard. If he was just "smart sometimes i guess /dab", nobody would blame him truly for this kind of dogshittery.
 
Right now he's using the environment to do puzzles already, isn't that like one of the later things you discover? How much did he play of this already? Seems pretty clear he's spoiled on the game already.

EDIT: 4 hours, just this stream it seems. https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/games/17324
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The dude fakes his voice and lies about the smallest things. Isn't he exactly the type to have a smurf account where he testruns games like this so he can claim to be smarter than he is?
 
Hes so anti-goverement
I don't think he is necessarily anti-government. I think he is anti anyone that can actually punish him for his bullshit.
The second the government benefits him he will run to it and use it.
And we've seen this with DMCAs

He did have some great discussions on the topic with his community though:
Damn he really is a narcissist. Maybe even sociopath levels as he straight up bans the guy for dissenting.
 
Someone pointed this out during his Witness stream. Can't use the "we played it before guides came out." shit for this one maldy.
i mean he cheats at games. ngl i think this point has been hammered and even though he'll deny til hell freezes over and thats pure lolcow faggotry thats like a mole in the middle of a square feet of wart

that was sus af tho is he stupid
 
i mean he cheats at games. ngl i think this point has been hammered and even though he'll deny til hell freezes over and thats pure lolcow faggotry thats like a mole in the middle of a square feet of wart

that was sus af tho is he stupid
Yeah but that's the point stalker child, as he's deleting the VODs we need to archive fucking everything and show his pattern of lies. It's also funny to see him repeatedly cheat in a retarded way.

That reminds me, I think the OP should be updated with Jason's cheating. Proof of how smart and totally-not-like-DSP-slash-Billy Mitchell he is.
 
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