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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 426 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,667 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,964 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,352
yes he literally left it to the last minute and is now "testing different timelines"

for someone with 20 years in the industry leaving testing to the last minute is very optimistic

hes apparently going to release it on stream. i imagine how many people will get banned for saying its late

EDIT: update is out, 14 month tag is gone.

patchnotes (A)

chapter 3 is still not finished. i guess that's moving the goalposts, according to maldy
 
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This is just Parkinson's law in action, and is the most normal thing about Mald, actually. "Parkinson's Law: work expands to fill the time allotted for its completion." It takes discipline to avoid falling for this trap, and we know furfags, fatties, and porn addicts have no discipline. Mald happens to be all 3.
 
update is out
Changelog said:
With this update I am mostly looking for feedback on story direction for the end of Animus.
"PLZ play my gayme guiz, I need better Steam stats, PLZPLZPLZ".

Changelog said:
  • Some things in Animus are now remembered.
  • All memories have been forgotten.
What the fuck does that even mean? It's padding so that "New Conent" section has more than one line of changes listed, probably.

Changelog said:
The rest of Animus (Chapter 3) is being actively developed.
I distinctly remember Mald showing his "time management" spreadsheet where "Animus" was @ 98% completion. Does he even know how percentages work?
 
Did he finish it on stream like he said?
Did we get to review more of his code?
He's currently been streaming since just after midnight, and was fucking around with dialogue at around 1am, so presumably yes.

I just realized I had heard him mention this before about him "gaming the system" by streaming at unpopular hours or whatever, I assumed that meant waking up in the morning and streaming till people started getting off of work and school so maybe 4-8 hours a day just during off peak hours. Not that this fucking lunatic actually normally starts streaming at midnight and then streams for 12-20 fucking hours making the idea that he actually does anything he claims to do, including touching grass or "toiling at the farm" or whatever even more fucking absurd because he'll then still be online at 9-10pm his time in discord as well. And he's been doing this shit for years. Even back in 2019 when he had sub 50 viewers doing 20+ hour streams. And somehow he's got so much time during the day to do all of this other shit? Wow.
 
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He's currently been streaming since just after midnight, and was fucking around with dialogue at around 1am, so presumably yes.

I just realized I had heard him mention this before about him "gaming the system" by streaming at unpopular hours or whatever, I assumed that meant waking up in the morning and streaming till people started getting off of work and school so maybe 4-8 hours a day just during off peak hours. Not that this fucking lunatic actually normally starts streaming at midnight and then streams for 12-20 fucking hours making the idea that he actually does anything he claims to do, including touching grass or "toiling at the farm" or whatever even more fucking absurd because he'll then still be online at 9-10pm his time in discord as well. And he's been doing this shit for years. Even back in 2019 when he had sub 50 viewers doing 20+ hour streams. And somehow he's got so much time during the day to do all of this other shit? Wow.
This is why I think the only people who trust anything that comes out of his mouth are kids who don't yet have life experience to critically exhamine his bs, and total neets who don't know what normal life looks like.
 
This is why I think the only people who trust anything that comes out of his mouth are kids who don't yet have life experience to critically exhamine his bs, and total neets who don't know what normal life looks like.
Pretty much. Even the audience in Europe, he's streaming during business hours over there while most people are doing other shit, and as far as I know he doesn't have some huge asian audience. So it's literally just all neets and other forms of weird loser with no grasp on reality. I think it was mostly the youtube ms paint shorts that did it though. They're small clips without enough of him at once to quickly notice something is off, you're also not seeing that he was live at 2am either.
 
This is why I think the only people who trust anything that comes out of his mouth are kids who don't yet have life experience to critically exhamine his bs, and total neets who don't know what normal life looks like.
Unfortunately, there are somewhat functioning adults in their late 20s and 30s that believe him too.
Even after all the evidence comes out of what a piece of slime he is some people just refuse to change their views and opinions because it would make them look bad or feel stupid.
 
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Mald is poopsocking really hard on monster hunter wilds. I think he's streaming way past his usual stream time just because of the game and its the same behavior that I exhibited when I was crazy about a game to the point it would fuck up my sleep schedule and other routines.

...except I was 15 years old. This dude really is a manchild and further proof to me that streaming is just his excuse to play like a child. Currently work load is currently very light and I have the capability to poopsock the game just like him but I choose to play sensibly.
 
Mald is poopsocking really hard on monster hunter wilds. I think he's streaming way past his usual stream time just because of the game and its the same behavior that I exhibited when I was crazy about a game to the point it would fuck up my sleep schedule and other routines.

...except I was 15 years old. This dude really is a manchild and further proof to me that streaming is just his excuse to play like a child. Currently work load is currently very light and I have the capability to poopsock the game just like him but I choose to play sensibly.
I'd never heard that term before but it tracks with how friends would play new games when they came out. I could never keep up as I'd be exhausted from work. I know some of them still do that now and we are well past late teens and early 20s. Not criticism intended on them or anyone else doing it, I'd just feel guilty for not spending enough time with those important to me.

I still keep going back to how poor his interpersonal relationships must be with family, (real life) friends and his partner. Also, I find it wild that this guy was married.
Note that Jason got a divorce in 2020 from a woman named Nicole Gillett.
source - archive
I just find it hard to believe he was able to get married, that would have involved putting effort into a relationship beforehand (and ideally after). I don't get how he has maintained a relationship with Shaye when he belittles her on stream and essentially uses her skills as a vet assistant to farm ferrets for online clout.
 
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I don't get how he has maintained a relationship with Shaye when he belittles her on stream and essentially uses her skills as a vet assistant to farm ferrets for online clout.
because she's a mentally ill pooner who wants to fuck underaged animals. anyone who entertains her sick fantasies is a catch for her.
 
I'd never heard that term before but it tracks with how friends would play new games when they came out. I could never keep up as I'd be exhausted from work. I know some of them still do that now and we are well past late teens and early 20s. Not criticism intended on them or anyone else doing it, I'd just feel guilty for not spending enough time with those important to me.

I still keep going back to how poor his interpersonal relationships must be with family, (real life) friends and his partner. Also, I find it wild that this guy was married.
I just told my boss a game was coming out I wanted to no life. They handed me a form to be put in the "we'll give you updates off so long as you don't pull shit and work a make up weekend" spreadsheet. Perks of working in game development actively. They get it and it's easier to schedule me time off than get sick calls. I got a week off and every update off for a day when they release. The difference is I'm not behind schedule. I'm ahead (which means in 7 months when we get to make announcements we'll somehow be behind). Because I do my job. Mald doesn't. He streams instead.
 
There are plenty of mentally ill hoes out there. Even Maldavius can social engineer his way into marrying one crazy bitch.
I admit, I tend to discount the mentally ill in my thoughts around romance. My own experiences with them have been of crazy hostile women so I forget about the idea of the opposite. That and my normieness is showing as I couldn't fathom taking advantage of someone like that.
He is tall. He is also a confident narcissist. Him getting married is not really that surprising.
I suppose so, but it takes more than being tall and confident to get into a relationship long enough to get married. That said, a female friend did fall into a marriage with someone who was equally as full of bullshit as Jason. I guess the fantasy is that they'll change after marriage, while the reality is he either didn't or got worse.

I guess we can just all be thankful he doesn't have kids. Speaking of which, I'd be willing to bet he's one of those "I never want to have kids" types whose real reason is that they'd interfere with their hedonistic life styles, but instead insist the world is too fucked up to consider kids.
 
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