Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

She could enlist the help of champion dwarf throwers to escape his clutches?

Or get herself a mighty battle axe and cleave his legs off at the knees?

I remember being... 13ish? Me and a buddy did a panty raid on a girl's sleepover down the road (his girlfriend was there) and were expecting to live out the fantasies we'd hyped ourselves up with, both from early introduction to porn and hollywood movies making every teen girl out to be hornier than the guys were.

They were in the ugliest, baggiest pajamas, completely undone face and hair, sat cross legged in the living room watching late night MTV and painting their nails. They were literally just talking about their nails. Nothing else. Oh, and they called my mom and tattled on us so we all got in huge trouble, but that's kind of what we deserved for scaring the crap out of them at 12:30am by stalking around their windows.

It was a pretty good wake up call. Maybe seeing it from the inside will teach the troon that fantasy and reality are different words for a reason?

Lol difference is Troons are usually such asocial rejects they never realize that real life isn't like the pornos they obsess over.

There's technically nothing anti-trans with the HP universe. They just can't separate the art from the artist. Love the dramatic imagery though. "how fucking dare you claim i'm trying to take away your childhood when my was ripped from my hands" fucking lol

Most people aren't personally offended by terfs, so we can enjoy the universe all the same. At least until some tranny or tranny supporter starts screaming at us for it. But don't worry, that IP is still thriving - Universal is even building a new park with a Harry Potter area. No one gives a shit about you trannies and your TERF arch nemesis.

Best thing is JK Rowling isn't even a Conservative, she was a fucking Libshit, she was actual pro Alphabet shit until she made a pretty mild common sense comment about how men shouldn't be in womens sports or bathrooms, and the Troons responded as usual whenever a woman says something they don't like they start with their rape and murder threats, she got bombarded with totally vile shit and I think it shocked her to realize what they were actually like, it was only after that she became more vocal about Trannies.
Troons are so disgusting and abrasive they turn people who would otherwise be natural allies into blood enemies by their actions.
Nothing creates Transphobia like being around Troons. I always found it funny that people who know average faggots are less likely to hate all faggots, whereas with Trannies it's the opposite, the more people are around and forced to deal with Trannies the more Transphobic they get, but Trannies are seemingly incapable of realizing that it's them that are the problem.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Watch this space, I suppose. It should be worth keeping an eye on- at best (as far as he's concerned) he'll just find it boring as fuck, at worst it'll all be some hilarious Carrie-esque prank set up at his expense. The median scenario will be that he finds the whole thing 'dysphoric' and whines about not fitting in because he has no right to be there

Does anyone have a screencap of the woman who posted on Reddit about how she and her friends invited a TIM to a sleepover, and he KO’d them while attempting a pillow fight before asking who was ready to “lez out”?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does anyone have a screencap of the woman who posted on Reddit about how she and her friends invited a TIM to a sleepover, and he KO’d them while attempting a pillow fight before asking who was ready to “lez out”?

I remember the one you're meaning. Typical Troon, pornsick fucking creeps. I'd have sympathy for the women but if they were stupid enough to invite a fucking fetish obsessed perverts for a sleepover... seriously what the fuck did they expect. The Tranny bastard probably had a permanent boner from the second he hit the doorbell.

 

[Syikeblade]

An pooner femcel is super jealous that straight women won't give her a chance to date and get married.

Spoiler: Are there good incels?

I heard a post about over turning gay marriage and now I can’t even sleep. It’s got me thinking? Is it possible to be an incel without being a bad one? The fact my rights to love a woman can be taken away.
Makes me think is it possible to see myself as a temporary incel who hates romance?
This question might sound odd, but hear me out. Because if things start to get bad. Is it bad for me to feel hate towards marriage because I can’t have it? To get jealous of women who have husbands and I can’t because I’m a trans man.
I’m not a scum bag but I feel betrayed! My rights have been done away with. Not yet…but will probably. Lately my attraction to women as been mute. My sexual attraction has gone down.
No pun intended….
I feel only hate and bitterness from all of this!
What should I do?
Is this a bad route to take because it feels like it’s only going to destroy my well being if I have so much hate and jealousy.
I don’t hate women. But because of what’s happening
Now when Imagine a woman she has a blank face. Like a mannequin. I can’t see her and she can’t see me. Because I don’t exist. I’m invisible and she has a mannequin face. No face. I know my emotions are clouding my logic. But I just see it this way in my head. And it hurts.
I feel pity for me and can’t even feel any emotions towards women. Just gloom. And more gloom!
To my first question is it possible to be a good incel without being an evil one? Or all incels are bad?

Their just as creepy as trannies but without the physical threat so they're more pathetic.

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[SnergenFlergen]

I'd have sympathy for the women but if they were stupid enough to invite a fucking fetish obsessed perverts for a sleepover... seriously what the fuck did they expect. The Tranny bastard probably had a permanent boner from the second he hit the doorbell.

I do have some genuine sympathy, because they likely had no idea what they were getting themselves into. You have to consider the fact that the farms is one of only a small handful of places that presents the unvarnished truth about trannies (troons in particular) and how they operate. It seems obvious to us to not invite a porn-addled degenerate freak to a female-only occasion in which you and your friends are vulnerable, but if you were a young woman who accrued all of your knowledge about trannies from the MSM (which lionizes trannies at any given opportunity) then you'd probably have no reason to think that they are actually just a bunch of sick fucking perverts.

It's unfortunate that they had to learn that the hard way, but learn they most certainly did.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I remember being... 13ish? Me and a buddy did a panty raid on a girl's sleepover down the road (his girlfriend was there) and were expecting to live out the fantasies we'd hyped ourselves up with, both from early introduction to porn and hollywood movies making every teen girl out to be hornier than the guys were.

They were in the ugliest, baggiest pajamas, completely undone face and hair, sat cross legged in the living room watching late night MTV and painting their nails. They were literally just talking about their nails. Nothing else. Oh, and they called my mom and tattled on us so we all got in huge trouble, but that's kind of what we deserved for scaring the crap out of them at 12:30am by stalking around their windows.

It was a pretty good wake up call. Maybe seeing it from the inside will teach the troon that fantasy and reality are different words for a reason?

Lmao, how did you break in? Just an unlocked door?
Girl sleepovers are a lot like guy sleepovers. It's about pigging out and having fun!

Though sometimes girls bring erotica to them. It's more like that sleepover episode in Gravity Falls. Sleepovers aren't sexy at all...

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

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(I assume he means 'for a few weeks' rather than 'in few weeks', but typed it wrong because retard.)

Watch this space, I suppose. It could be worth keeping an eye on- at best (as far as he's concerned) he'll just find it boring as fuck, at worst it'll all be some hilarious Carrie-esque prank set up at his expense. The median scenario will be that he finds the whole thing 'dysphoric' and whines about not fitting in because he has no right to be there.

It promises to be at least somewhat amusing regardless.

My bet is that it will go the same way 99% of sleepovers go: Nails, facemasks, a lot of snacks, singing the latest boyband stuff, maybe a TikTok dance. Depending on their age, some sneaky beers and soda + a joint, or nothing but wine if they're actual adults (which I doubt, given how this kid types). Eventually passing out in front of the TV.

Then, the next day, he is going to post about how the whole thing sent him into a dysphoric spiral and how the girls were to blame. "The facemasks only emphasized how shit my skin is in comparison to theirs", "They were experts at painting their own nails, while mine look like shit", "They refused to watch (tranny-friendly, borderline porn Netflix slop), preferring (romcom/Twilight/Wattpad-based Netflix drama) instead.", "they didn't wanna cuddle"

The final conclusion will be either "I felt like an intruder they were humoring" or "I feel like they set me up to bring attention to how different I am from them."

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They love yelling at HP fans to 'read another book' like they wouldn't still be hyperfixated on it if it was Alphabet-approved. Also love the way they refuse to acknowledge others' feelings on anything -- "HP was your childhood? Well it was mine too, and my feelings are more important so fuck you!"

I wish nothing but good things unto Rowling for all the rage her sucess has inspired.

 

[Aquarius]

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I think that guy is Adam from Adam Ruins Everything, a generic web-turned-television-show where he deboonks (and sometimes debunks) myths, stereotypes, and old wives’s tales. He is a pretty generic and boring wokoid. He used to work for College Humor, a pretty sexist site (if I’m remembering it correctly), which makes sense given his recent troon apologia. Funnily enough, I was introduced to Adam by a guy who later trooned out. Wouldn’t be surprised if the dude gets #Me Too’ed, fucks trannies, wants to fuck kids, etc. I should specify that I mean Adam, but the other guy probably did a couple panty raids.

Here’s some quotes about him that I found funny. Reviewing the second season [of Adam’s show], The Wall Street Journal critic John Anderson wrote,

The host of Adam Ruins Everything, comedian Adam Conover, sports too-tight suits, a too-obvious haircut and an unctuously solicitous attitude toward the ill-informed people he’s proving wrong. In short, he’s irritating.

I can agree with that. I can’t agree with is this quote by Christine Champagne,

Adam Conover is the offspring of a botanist mom and a marine biologist dad, though you could easily believe he is the lovechild of Debbie Downer and the coolest, most contrarian college professor you ever had after watching the first episode of Adam Ruins Everything.

So why include it? Because I think she inadvertently says a great deal about what sort of cunt he is. Does not surprise me that a guy who gives off “contrarian” professor vibes is a troon apologist.

 

[FinnSven]

I think that guy is Adam from Adam Ruins Everything, a generic web-turned-television-show where he deboonks (and sometimes debunks) myths, stereotypes, and old wives’s tales. He is a pretty generic and boring wokoid. He used to work for College Humor, a pretty sexist site (if I’m remembering it correctly), which makes sense given his recent troon apologia. Funnily enough, I was introduced to Adam by a guy who later trooned out. Wouldn’t be surprised if the dude gets #Me Too’ed, fucks trannies, wants to fuck kids, etc. I should specify that I mean Adam, but the other guy probably did a couple panty raids.

Here’s some quotes about him that I found funny. Reviewing the second season [of Adam’s show], The Wall Street Journal critic John Anderson wrote,

I can agree with that. I can’t agree with is this quote by Christine Champagne,

So why include it? Because I think she inadvertently says a great deal about what sort of cunt he is. Does not surprise me that a guy who gives off “contrarian” professor vibes is a troon apologist.

Of course he supports troonery and transing kids.

Adam Ruins Everything. Especially childhoods.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Spoiler: Are there good incels?

I heard a post about over turning gay marriage and now I can’t even sleep. It’s got me thinking? Is it possible to be an incel without being a bad one? The fact my rights to love a woman can be taken away.
Makes me think is it possible to see myself as a temporary incel who hates romance?
This question might sound odd, but hear me out. Because if things start to get bad. Is it bad for me to feel hate towards marriage because I can’t have it? To get jealous of women who have husbands and I can’t because I’m a trans man.
I’m not a scum bag but I feel betrayed! My rights have been done away with. Not yet…but will probably. Lately my attraction to women as been mute. My sexual attraction has gone down.
No pun intended….
I feel only hate and bitterness from all of this!
What should I do?
Is this a bad route to take because it feels like it’s only going to destroy my well being if I have so much hate and jealousy.
I don’t hate women. But because of what’s happening
Now when Imagine a woman she has a blank face. Like a mannequin. I can’t see her and she can’t see me. Because I don’t exist. I’m invisible and she has a mannequin face. No face. I know my emotions are clouding my logic. But I just see it this way in my head. And it hurts.
I feel pity for me and can’t even feel any emotions towards women. Just gloom. And more gloom!
To my first question is it possible to be a good incel without being an evil one? Or all incels are bad?

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This reeks of greater psychosis than most incel posts I've ever read and the funniest part is that it was entirely her choice. The fact that she is so occupied with if she is perceived as an 'incel' is not the mark of the man.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

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A troon has finally done it. He's infiltrated the last bastion, the final frontier: The troon Valhalla that is the girl's sleepover.



How disappointed he'll be when he realises that the only thing on the menu will be watching shit movies and scrolling on Instagram, and not whatever pornography-inspired debauchery he was probably hoping for.

I feel like it's a point that's probably been made here before, but a little philosophical point that's always irked me about trannies and their obsession with infiltrating 'women only spaces' because they feel like it affirms their 'womanhood' somehow: it is literally impossible, per definition, to be in a 'female-only space', as a male, because your mere presence immediately negates its' status as such. If trannies were actually women, they wouldn't need access to 'affirm' them (I'm a woman even when I'm in a mixed-sex environment), and because they're not real women, any women-only space they invade immediately ceases to be one.

No tranny, at any point in history, has EVER been in a woman-only space, despite their crowing. They may have invaded spaces intended for only women, but using them doesn't make you a woman - just a man inappropriately encroaching where he doesn't belong.

Honestly, more than anything trannies convince me that early 20th century eugenicists kinda had a point. The human species would genuinely be better off without some of the specimens kept alive through advancements in agriculture and tech. They were just wrong to focus on sterilizing Downies when they could have trebucheted perverts into the ocean instead.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I feel like it's a point that's probably been made here before, but a little philosophical point that's always irked me about trannies and their obsession with infiltrating 'women only spaces' because they feel like it affirms their 'womanhood' somehow.

Yeah their obsession stems from the fact they fetishize us. This tranny is thinking of the sleepover as some sacred, holy experience full of giggling, lace and secret female practices that will bond them together on a magical level that no man has ever been allowed to witness or could even try to understand.

His euphoric boner will wither real fast when he realizes it's sleepovers are excuses to watch reality TV while eating their weight in cheese and chocolate, faces covered in mystery beauty creams.

Men with wives/girlfriends/sisters/any healthy female relationship recognize this as a normal evening with any woman who feels comfortable. So I'll give it to the tranny: The girls are comfortable around him. But that does not mean they see him the same as they see one another, or that they won't kick him out the moment he gets hard around them.

 

[Law]

One of the funniest troon salt is them whining about how the HP game made over a billion dollars despite their gay little "boycott." They tried to console themselves with "it wasn't at the Video Game Awards" like anyone gave a shit.

Trans man = woman
Trans woman = man
Trans joy = untreated psychotic depression
Trans boycott = runaway commercial success
Makes perfect sense.

 

[DSHK]

What are some ways to test the waters to see what a person thinks about troons?

 

[Farsided]

A watch-together of that 'How The Sausage Is Made' video by Metokur

 

[Law]

What are some ways to test the waters to see what a person thinks about troons?

"Didja hear about that prison in New Jersey, Edna McMahon Correctional Facility, yeah that's the one, they put a transwomen in there and he got two female inmates pregnant. There's also Brooke Lyn Sonia, formerly known as Brett David Sonia, who got transferred to a women's prison cause he says he's transgender. Oh, what was he in for? He raped a thirteen year old."

 

[Potato Burrito]

Most people aren't personally offended by terfs, so we can enjoy the universe all the same. At least until some tranny or tranny supporter starts screaming at us for it. But don't worry, that IP is still thriving - Universal is even building a new park with a Harry Potter area (Ministry of Magic). No one gives a shit about you trannies and your TERF arch nemesis.

Protip to lesbos: since you can't filter out troons on dating apps, put that you love Harry Potter in your bio instead. Include your house, like really really really overdo it. HP is troon repellent.

The other TERFy lesbos will immediately recognize what you're trying to do.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Protip to lesbos: since you can't filter out troons on dating apps, put that you love Harry Potter in your bio instead. Include your house, like really really really overdo it. HP is troon repellent.

I feel like this could work against them, though, because many wokoids are still obsessed with Harry Potter despite Rowling.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Dr. Butt]

The only time a troon passes is if the hearse overtakes a slower vehicle in traffic as they’re transporting the latest 41% victim to their final resting place

This would be funny if they ever actually killed themselves. Instead the 41% refers to suicide baiting and troons stay alive raping women in and out of prison until they OD on carbon tet or whatever.