Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I hope reddit manages to win, in general the people in charge have to realize that if Ethan gets away with this it naturally opens up every other person to going after reddit for snark stuff, especially ol musky

exactly, its literally reddit, its not a hate site. its obnoxiously normie, Fauxmoi is probably less radical than the rest of reddit because its a gossip subreddit and therefore has more girls and gays. plus being called out by name by Mr.Balldo has really fucked with people there so they're less likely to jump to conclusions than the rest of reddit
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This isn't even remotely true if you know where to look. Reddit is full of it.
 
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Hasan got a ban on twitch. All we need now is Ethan to go after Shaun and Hbomb and we will have taken down the antisemite trifecta

In all serious he copped it for threatening a senator, because being a retard larping commie faggot only catches you a slap on the wrist if it can make Twitch legally culpable
 
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Rei is Shit. said:
He stream snipes Hasan at the perfect moment
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he looks awful, he looks like a crackhead. the movements and how gaunt his skin looks.
Eventide said:
Sometimes I can't help but wonder if the whole Hasan/Ethan fight is just some sorta retarded glowie psy-op, entirely due to the fact that nearly every single awful sin Ethan accuses Hasan of doing, Ethan himself also did
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thats just jews, this entire saga is very much like something out of a good satire. the aging jew allied with the muslim after losing interest in his show where he mocks a white person, ending it in a tantrum after said white person marries a fellow jew. Then the jew expects the muslim to bow down to him like the white only to notice the muslim has a spine after the oct 7th attacks, he recoils in fright and now attacks him the way he'd attack whites in the past but he doesn't realize its a new era and being an annoying heeb isn't worthy of praise anymore, but he won't admit defeat and keep doubling down.

Eventide said:
Well, Ethan has tourettes, so he's always had tics/be a bit all over the place physically, but they've gotten significantly more severe since last summer
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he's clearly on something. Andy Warski also used to go "no i've always been like this" not realizing its intensified, its also not ADHD meds either, first off those last hours, they're literally designed to help you get through a work day. 2nd off you dont "fiend" on those. even the best modafinil or other meds that are like Adderall don't lead to "fiending" like he's acting. those are hardcore cocaine things, even meth i think lasts hours.
BetterFuckChuck said:
In all serious he copped it for threatening a senator, because being a retard larping commie faggot only catches you a slap on the wrist if it can make Twitch legally culpable
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i doubt it will last, Hasan is like their flagship dude and they have actual competition now.
 
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BetterFuckChuck said:
In all serious he copped it for threatening a senator, because being a retard larping commie faggot only catches you a slap on the wrist if it can make Twitch legally culpable
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Even if he only gets a temporary ban it would be really funny if one of his retard zoomer fans does something that really bites him in the ass. Even the Christchurch retard saying "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" was a huge debacle for Pewdiepie that he had to apologize for, and he didn't even do anything wrong. These Internet wannabe revolutionary faggots contribute to the pressure cooker of political malcontent and eventually its gonna go.

I guarantee you, if shit ever hits the fan (It probably wont), Hasan is gonna be a ghost and living with a new name on some beach, while the people he radicalized get Tiananmen Squared.
 
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So I checked out yesterday's H3H3 episode 'cause the Hasan subreddit was in a tizzy & said Ethan went on an unhinged rant and made a bunch of weird sexual comments about Hasan's body. TLDR, Ethan seemed to be amped on the booger sugar the entire episode and the subreddit was correct - Ethan spent a strange amount of time (like, well over a half hour) commenting on Hasan's body/profile pictures/etc.

SO, yeah. I will continued to believe that Ethan and Hasan are just jilted lovers airing out each other's dirty laundry over the internet. It's the only explanation that makes a lick of sense.
 
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Eventide said:
So I checked out yesterday's H3H3 episode 'cause the Hasan subreddit was in a tizzy & said Ethan went on an unhinged rant and made a bunch of weird sexual comments about Hasan's body. TLDR, Ethan seemed to be amped on the booger sugar the entire episode and the subreddit was correct - Ethan spent a strange amount of time (like, well over a half hour) commenting on Hasan's body/profile pictures/etc.

SO, yeah. I will continued to believe that Ethan and Hasan are just jilted lovers airing out each other's dirty laundry over the internet. It's the only explanation that makes a lick of sense.
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Some clips from /r/h3h3_productions (separate from /r/h3h3productions)





I'm not watching the actual stream. Ethan again has a reasonable point (it's cringe that Hasan is gay baiting his audience and posting thirst traps) but his point isn't credible given how malding his is over it and how he focused on that over Hasan actually getting banned off Twitch for inciting violence. Ethan also insists he's "15% gay". One of his crew brings up Austin calling out Hasan on the Fear& podcast, although it's worth noting that the Fear& Podcast is a group of friends and they like to wind up Hasan.

Personally I think Ethan's jealous of Hasan. He's unsubtly alluded to the idea he never got to be "famous" and single at the same time. Hasan is found attractive by his fanbase and has attractive friends he does IRL streams with - Ethan wouldn't actually want to do those things, but I think knows his options on that front are pretty closed off. He wants to be viewed as cool, hot and popular, and he isn't. His fanbase think he's cool, I guess, but even with his Ozempic weight loss nobody's simping over him and he doesn't seem to have actual friends outside of his crew he pays to be there.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Personally I think Ethan's jealous of Hasan. He's unsubtly alluded to the idea he never got to be "famous" and single at the same time.
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It definitely jealously, but there is also some weird psycho-sexual shit. Not necessarily gay but more in the sense that Ethan idolizes what he thinks Hasan was, an edgelord, famous and attractive guy. Ethan someone that settled with his horseface wife early, is dysgenic looking and ultimately not as famous as he wishes he was. In a way being spurned by Hasan is worse than being spurned by his gay lover, its more like the person he wishes he could skinwalk act.

I agree with most of Ethan's critique about Hasan, but the fact that he only developed this passion and vitriol after Hasan spurned him is crazy. Extra crazy considering at least from what I have seen Hasan didn't really insult or attack him personally. I think Ethan wanted to vicariously be Hasan and ultimately when he showed Hasan genuine emotional weakness during the I/P stuff and Hasan didn't care it really set him off, which honestly makes him much more pathetic even if he is right. I also get that this whole pro-Jew shit doesn't really matter to Ethan as much, seeing as he was making jokes about Ben Shapiro going into the ovens before him. +9*-
 
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Eventide said:
Ethan spent a strange amount of time (like, well over a half hour) commenting on Hasan's body/profile pictures/etc.
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I know someone IRL who is a massive Hasan fan and I really think anyone who is a fan if his (Ethan must have been somewhat to do a show with him) are just really obsessed with his looks in a sincerly gay way.

There's no other reason why a streamer this bad would be successful, Young Turks be dammed.
 
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Chongqing said:
I know someone IRL who is a massive Hasan fan and I really think anyone who is a fan if his (Ethan must have been somewhat to do a show with him) are just really obsessed with his looks in a sincerly gay way.

There's no other reason why a streamer this bad would be successful, Young Turks be dammed.
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There are a couple posts peppered throughout this thread echoing that. There's even one about a streamer saying she zones out when the roach talks and what he talks about.
 
Drama Trauma said:
Ethan's friendship with idubbbz (and Anisa) are over after 8 years of friendship:
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Listen *sniff* *sniff* the things that people are saying *sniff* *sniff* about me and my wife *sniff* *sniff* are just disgusting. *hacking cough* Hasan is just *sniff* fucking insane. *sniff* *sniff* People saying that I'm on drugs *sniff* *sniff* like what the hell
 
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Gunter x Gunter said:
It definitely jealously, but there is also some weird psycho-sexual shit. Not necessarily gay but more in the sense that Ethan idolizes what he thinks Hasan was, an edgelord, famous and attractive guy. Ethan someone that settled with his horseface wife early
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Another dynamic to consider is his Israeli wife nagging about how awful and wrong Hasan’s stance is on Palestine. When their podcasted ended after Oct 7 Ethan was crying and shit, taking a sort of both sides stance to the conflict. Now a year later he’s deciding Hasan is an evil propagandist who tricked him and is brainwashing teens into becoming terrorists. This adds to the psychosexual element to Ethan’s hatred- he is being metaphorically cucked by his wife into blowing up this beef because not doing so would make him a bad Jew. Funny that Ethan is turning on Idubbbz now, because he has the same insecure, cucked attitude as Ian.
 
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Ethan's friendship with idubbbz (and Anisa) are over after 8 years of friendship:
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Oh, so he didn't notice how far left Ian and Anus have gotten either? He didn't notice how they sucked off Hamas Pyker every chance they got? Paying for him and all his retarded commie friends to stay at the hotel for free? He didn't notice how when he donated to the recent livestream Icuckzzz commie fanbase started calling him Zionist shit and how it stayed in the chat even though the chat was being heavily modded by Icuckzzz stream mods who are also mods for Hamas?

The shit I said is only the stuff I can assume Ethan's retarded ass likely saw, but holy fuck how retarded is this guy to think that Icuckzzz wouldn't be forced to snake him by Anus. She has called herself "literally a communist" goes on constant far left rants on their shitty podcast, etc etc. I gave this dipshit the benefit of the doubt with the Hamas shit, but when it comes to losers like Ian and Anus, fuck Ethan, nigga is a retard for thinking this wouldn't happen.
 
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