Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[moocow]

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

"We did it, Reddit"?

Why is Ethan so mad a social worker came to speak to them and follow up a report (which they all have to be)?

I know people get mad at me in this thread for saying it, but weaponizing CPS is crossing the line. Same way I feel about people who swat lolcows. I hope these sweet little baby child’s enjoy prison.

Involving CPS is worse than swatting someone, because it just takes one overworked "social worker" having a bad day to decide you've got too much dirty laundry in the hamper or there's just a bit too much trash in the kitchen trashcan and hit you with a bullshit violation. Then it's up to the worker whether the prescribed remedy is "clean it up and I'll be back in a week" all the way through "your children are coming with us, to be put into foster care, fuck you, go whine to a judge for relief in a few months."

For every "CPS did a good job!" story you'll find a dozen "CPS fucked up and ruined my family" stories.

The correct response to any CPS visit is always "may I see your warrant?" followed by "go away until you have one." Then clean up your house top-to-bottom as though the virgin Mary was coming to dinner (while the faggots get their warrant) so that when they come back with their paperwork and their attitude, there won't be jack shit for them to bellyache about.

Of course that all flies out the window if they show up with cops, but in that case do the usual "interaction with law enforcement" procedure: shut the fuck up, answer no questions, consent to no searches, demand your lawyer, then repeat those assertions until they stop asking you questions.

As @curbside2 said, weaponizing CPS is evil. The above should give you an idea why. Ethan got lucky with this one. Very, very lucky.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

"This is so fu***d up". Monitizing and clickbaiting your kids being fucked with. Nice. Also feeding the trolls causing this to ramp, very nice.

 

[latter day taint 2]

Please don't take what Ethan says about Reddit snarksubs at face value.

I couldn't find where the "snark subs" were discussing it. H3Snark shut down, and I didn't see it in any of the other subs.

I think the call might be coming from his own viewers.

 

[cloudy1]

Caught up with the h3 recent events but was wondering if the general consensus is that ethan is descending into a kind of psychosis due to his drug cocktail of anxiety/tourettes meds combined with ozempic? Guy seems a bit deranged these days.

I mean he was always dumb but he seems paranoid and freaked out.

Agree with @Drama Trauma that they need to simply log off but we all know how that goes.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If Ethan was like that he wouldn't be Ethan. I am beginning to believe this man was born to seethe impotently forever.

imagine how awful an entire nation of them would be

This clip is essential viewing. If you weren't convinced that Reddit and Twitch were conspiring against Ethan, just you wait!

i've seen countless parodies of this exact behavior from people mocking those facebook posting weirdos with their conspiracies and he beats all of them.

or alternatively recently survived a camp

doesn't he have ADD? i heard JFK is going to round guys like him up and put him in a concentration camp, to help him learn how to concentrate.

 

[break these cuffs]

Can any medical folks on this thread confirm if what Ethan said in the recent video about Giardiasis (i.e. being a very common infection in humans/no big deal) is correct? 'cause it kinda sounds like bullsh!t (uh, no pun intended). My knowledge of infectious diseases is quite limited (...since I went to art school) but I'm going to go out on a limb and assume any pathogen capable of making a grown adult horse pass out in a pool of its' own vomit, is probably not a walk in the park for any human unlucky enough to contract it.

The only context I'm familiar with giardia is in outdoor activities ie. overnight backpacking. It primarily comes from water contaminated by feces in this context and is rightly feared on the trail. It may not be bad when you can just run to the hospital, I'm not sure, but a friend lost ~30lbs when he came down with giardia halfway through a three week rock climbing trip. There was no easy way to get him out, so he pushed through rather than get a helo evac. Thankfully he's a big guy, for you, and other trip participants were able to shoulder part of his pack load for him. It was pretty rough.

Whether it's from families with pets, farmers, or homesteaders with chickens and pigs, I have never known anyone outside of a wilderness setting to get giardia. Even then it was rare pretty rare. Your kids have gotta be eating shit or your house is fucking nasty to get it some suburban home.

 

[Eventide]

I couldn't find where the "snark subs" were discussing it. H3Snark shut down, and I didn't see it in any of the other subs.

I think the call might be coming from his own viewers.

I think it's exactly what the social worker told Ethan - someone that knew Ethan & Hila made the call to CPS (Presumably a mandated reporter like a doctor or teacher; however it could just as easily have been a concerned neighbor or even a relative who saw Ethan bugging out during a livestream).

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Not saying this isn't fucked up but outta curiosity was he laughing at Elon when people were tracking his plane?

 

[Nothing Worth]

i've seen countless parodies of this exact behavior from people mocking those facebook posting weirdos with their conspiracies and he beats all of them.

Next time Ethan gets a late delivery he'll know whose behind it all

But for real, Ethan was never "smart" but even drug addled I thought he was smarter than this. Yes, these companies think similarly for a number of reasons but they certainly aren't going out of their way to appease Ethan's takedown requests for non-threatening and mean posts they have no legal responsibility for. And good! Because they would have to do that in perpetuity for every micro-e-celeb who can't take the heat.

 

[Null]

Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.

 

[Eventide]

Not saying this isn't fucked up but outta curiosity was he laughing at Elon when people were tracking his plane?

Didn't H3 (or it might have even been Leftovers) interview the teenager who made the Elon plane tracker?

 

[Atomic Ant]

This nigga *sniff* looks like hes been hitting the *sniff* slopes. Can he even feel *sniff* his face right now? I *sniff* wonder if he has made friends with another *sniff* embattled former major youtuber

 

[Null]

This nigga *sniff* looks like hes been hitting the *sniff* slopes. Can he even feel *sniff* his face right now? I *sniff* wonder if he has made friends with another *sniff* embattled former major youtuber

He has tourettes syndrome.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Denims and her pals called CPS on Ethan Klein
to try and get his kid removed.

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

I couldn't find where the "snark subs" were discussing it. H3Snark shut down, and I didn't see it in any of the other subs.

It's not like a generealised snark sub named like r/whateversnark, it's specifically r/FauxMoi which likes to complain about da joos and then pretend they're doing it wokely, they used to post a lot about Ethan and Hila but then slowed their roll after legal action

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

You know a group of people are truly fucked up if they make Ethan seem reasonable in comparison.

 

[Faggitory]

I know people get mad at me in this thread for saying it, but weaponizing CPS is crossing the line. Same way I feel about people who swat lolcows. I hope these sweet little baby child’s enjoy prison.

My hard line is at any kind of life ruination. The people who engage in that deserve to be exposed, full legal first name and last name, so they can face justice by authorities. You can call someone a kike faggot all you want, but if you try to rip someone's family apart because you think they're gay on the internet, you deserve the worst.

 

[FamicomGorby]

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/L4f9FQmpMco

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

Ethan can be right but I also know the only reason he's against them now is because they're pro-Palestine and anti-Israel.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Ethan should get Sam Hyde involved.

 

[Jinn in the phone]

Remember when this oven dodging nigga was putting meat in his idf girlfriends boot? Remember vape naysh? Time makes fools of us all