Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,465
Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.
The sad truth is that KF is actually one of the least radical social media sites these days.
 
Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.

Some posts made their way to the farms from the snark subreddit about that Lily Contino troon (the guy who goes into restaurants and spergs out about being called sir). Despite the sub rules insisting he not be misgendered or subject to twansphobia, there were frequent requests and associated debates about why they should be allowed to do so. Much of this came from trannies themselves.

Redditors will clearly gleefully conduct themselves in a manner they regularly castigate other communities for - provided its directed at a target they deem appropriate. Not at all an original take, I admit.

As @curbside2 said, weaponizing CPS is evil. The above should give you an idea why. Ethan got lucky with this one. Very, very lucky.

Agreed. I figure it's an attractive strategy since there's a higher level of plausible deniability compared to other gayops like swatting; one can always claim they were genuinely concerned about the safety of their children.
 
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Left is Ethan on November 25th 2024, Right is Ethan on March 7th, 2025. That is 122 days.
I mean damn, this looks like some Ozempic shit. I watch the MADI stream and fucking Ethan doesn't look healthy at all combined with the retard Tourette's. It feels like when I watch his video he is always sniffing my ear like a biden before having an asthma attack.
 
This whole situation puts a lot of things into perspective. The fact that most Redditors consider KiwiFarms to be a pit of scum and villainy, and yet they're perfectly fine with these "Snark" subreddits that commit even worse actions than we could ever muster, is so hilariously ironic that it hurts. They want what we do (but way worse), so as long as they can justify it. God, these people are hilariously out of touch. I wish the best of luck to Ethan, though. It's one thing to deal with online retards yelling at you, it's another when they try to separate you from your family. Genuine scum.
It's because the good ol' reddit savior complex that every middle aged user has instead of raising their kids

So basically "OH NO ITS GOOD WHEN WE THE WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS UWU PPL DO IT NOT THE NASTY K*WIFARMS!!1"
 
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I love seeing these niggas fight each other
The kikes cry out in pain when facing the consequences of their actions (they let their child play in a house full of dogshit so many times that the kid got a fucking parasite that spread to the rest of the family).
I love seeing all of the people I hate the most fight each other, I hope that all of them end up being permanently destroyed. How's half a decade of pandering and siding with the same people who are now eating you alive for your zionism working out?
If worst comes to worst, you can just go back to Israel, it'll be okay Ethan!
 
He's lost a lot of weight. Is he sick?
I mean damn, this looks like some Ozempic shit. I watch the MADI stream and fucking Ethan doesn't look healthy at all combined with the retard Tourette's. It feels like when I watch his video he is always sniffing my ear like a biden before having an asthma attack.
Ethan is on Ozempic.

Other contributing causes are speculative such as stress and illicit drugs.
 
Ethan should get Sam Hyde involved.
I kinda feel like I need to elaborate my thoughts further.

If he made a few joking boxing videos with Sam Hyde, simulator to how Harley Morenstein made with Sam Hyde that were more comedy that actual real training videos, it would cause the terrorist/communist fans of Hamas Piker and Hamas Piker himself to lose their fucking minds and possibly back off some because Sam Hyde seems to be their boogie man that just makes them all shut down and want to change the subject immediately because the threat of Sam Hyde's existence exposes Hasan to being an absolute fraud of man.
 

I love seeing these niggas fight each other
I really find it hard to have pity for someone who knowingly cuddled up to Hamas Piker for Internet clout being punished for their own stupidity. That being said, going after the kids is incredibly disgusting and I feel all the pity for them even if I have very little for the dipshit parents that brought the roaches into their lives with open arms.
 
The correct response to any CPS visit is always "may I see your warrant?" followed by "go away until you have one." Then clean up your house top-to-bottom as though the virgin Mary was coming to dinner (while the faggots get their warrant) so that when they come back with their paperwork and their attitude, there won't be jack shit for them to bellyache about.

Of course that all flies out the window if they show up with cops, but in that case do the usual "interaction with law enforcement" procedure: shut the fuck up, answer no questions, consent to no searches, demand your lawyer, then repeat those assertions until they stop asking you questions.
This is the right advice. Don't fall for bullshit about "you have nothing to worry about if you have nothing to hide." Even more than normal law enforcement, that is bad advice. You need to know your rights and be proactive about defending them. CPS operates outside the usual rules of "courtroom law" in an administrative rules based environment. Even though they can take actions that have the same level of dire consequences on your life as criminal law proceedings can. But if you get charged with a crime, you get your day in court, you get to present evidence, go through discovery. Not with CPS cases. You are fighting for your life with your hands tied behind your back, legally.

"Letting her look around because I have nothing to hide" is how some people I know ended up losing their kids for months on end. And all this advice to be careful applies tenfold if you are ANY kind of dissident or outcast from majority "wisdom." You're a Kiwi Farms poster so you know your ass is grass if someone with a bee up her butt decides to make a problem for you.
 
Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.
He's no doubt softening a lot of normies views on KF with this. Are you ready for the opportunity to shoot the shit with him on a podcast soon? Just be wary, subversion comes natural to them.
 
I doubt we have to go to far back to watch Ethan celebrate someone getting CPS'd rightfully or wrongfully..... This dude shoves his foot in his mouth daily while laughing at random peoples misfortunes and then being fucking aghast that such a fate should come for him......If you are going to stir shit Ethan, expect to get some on you.....and apparently also get Giardiasis .
 
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