Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,465
"No, you don't understand. I have a few instances of bad things happening, so the entire organization is evil and actively works towards the goal of ruining lives!"

- People any time they talk about an American service or institution.
Not to defend Ethan but anyone with half a fucking brain knows that CPS does more harm than good and it's been that way for decades. It's not even debatable at this point. It's as apparent as saying the CIA and FBI are corrupt, it's literal common sense.
 
its honestly unreal that theres people out there less likeable than the kleins
HONESTLY! I dislike the Kleins, but this is ridiculous. Like they're not doing this stuff at the end of the day to protect the kids, they're doing this to get at the Kleiners. All these actions just do is give the kleiners more ammo and sympathy against the deranged haters and just muddies the valid criticism people should have against them.
 
You have to be absolutely delusional to think CPS showing up at multimillionaire’s house will result in their child get placed in foster care or child fight clubs. Do you know how few reported cases are actually substantiated and result in kids being placed in foster care? Do you think removing kids from their home is the first thing that happens?


Stop falling for Ethan’s crybullying and virtue signaling.
I'm not falling for Ethan's bullsh!t. To be honest, I'm still not entirely sure he isn't just making this entire CPS saga up for clout/as an excuse to go after H3 haters/Hasan fans on Reddit.

Anyway, if he isn't just making shit up wholesale, & H3 snarkers did make false reports to CPS against the Kliens, than obviously that is abhorent. I hope Ethan/Hila/their kids are alright, and everything works out/Ethan sues the snarkers six ways to Sunday.
 
Not to defend Ethan but anyone with half a fucking brain knows that CPS does more harm than good and it's been that way for decades. It's not even debatable at this point. It's as apparent as saying the CIA and FBI are corrupt, it's literal common sense.
Not to defend CPS but during the pandemic when kids weren't in school and in touch with mandatory reporters there was a ton of horrific child abuse and child murder that might not have happened if the kids had been removed or parents stopped before they escalated.

CPS is unfathomably broken, however, and I think weighing whether a child would be better off if CPS is called is not an invalid way to approach a situation. Ethan is free to be worried about what CPS would do to his family but realistically they aren't taking the kids from wealthy people. Simple as. CPS looks to see if the basic needs are being met and I'm sure the Klein's meet that criteria and then some.
 
Bad Empanada might be enough of cow to warrant a thread if this shit keeps up. CPS are vile and have often rehomed children into way worse situations, or have refused to intervene in situations where gays and Trannies are clearly abusing kids but CPS won't do anything because it might make the LGBTQ community look bad. I don't like Ethan anymore, but going after some ones kids is straight up reprehensible behavior. It could end up being a nothing burger and its all fake and gay, however that whole side of Reddit and Twitch etc is bad enough to where it is easily believable that they would stoop low enough.
 
I'm not falling for Ethan's bullsh!t. To be honest, I'm still not entirely sure he isn't just making this entire CPS saga up for clout/as an excuse to go after H3 haters/Hasan fans on Reddit.

Anyway, if he isn't just making shit up wholesale, & H3 snarkers did make false reports to CPS against the Kliens, than obviously that is abhorent. I hope Ethan/Hila/their kids are alright, and everything works out/Ethan sues the snarkers six ways to Sunday.
Do you hear yourself?

“I’m not falling for his bullshit but let’s say his bullshit is true”

A CPS visit is nowhere close to getting swatted.
 
Not to defend CPS but during the pandemic when kids weren't in school and in touch with mandatory reporters there was a ton of horrific child abuse and child murder that might not have happened if the kids had been removed or parents stopped before they escalated.

CPS is unfathomably broken, however, and I think weighing whether a child would be better off if CPS is called is not an invalid way to approach a situation. Ethan is free to be worried about what CPS would do to his family but realistically they aren't taking the kids from wealthy people. Simple as. CPS looks to see if the basic needs are being met and I'm sure the Klein's meet that criteria and then some.
I'm just saying if CPS came knocking at my door I'd be fighting tooth and nail against them because I've seen them take perfectly fine kids out of perfectly fine homes simply because whatever faggot case worker got assigned got personally offended by something he saw.
Wealthy or poor I'd want the faggot's head who called CPS in the first place on a stick, especially when the call itself had nothing to do with child safety and just wanted to make life difficult.
Calling CPS for nothing is no different than SWATting. Whether they're taking the kids or not, it doesn't matter, the call in itself was weaponized. Any father or mother would be rightfully pissed about it and it false reports of child abuse or neglect should be a criminal offense, no different than SWATting attempts or false rape accusations.
 
I have never heard of BadEmpanada but he seems like an unhinged lunatic. I feel like this world of left wing retards has been allowed to fester and grow a bunch of lolcows that I don't know anything about. What an exciting time for the farms!
He is literally a child diddler:
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He's also a batsh!t commie with retarded tankie beliefs like openly denying the Holodomor ever happened (& if any Ukrainians did die due to the USSR's collectivist policies, Stalin clearly didn't mean for it to happen/Stalin did nothing wrong).
 
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Too wild for Hasan?

I've only known about this schmuck for less than 24 hours now, and I already have a greater disdain for him than Hasan and Ethan combined. Imagine garnering fame by being an ankle-biter -- you deserve to be crushed under the boot... any boot will do.
 
He is literally a child diddler:

He's also a batsh!t commie with retarded tankie beliefs like openly denying the Holodomor ever happened (& if any Ukrainians did die due to the USSR's collectivist policies, Stalin clearly didn't mean for it to happen/Stalin did nothing wrong).
Jesus Christ All Mighty. For all the shit I love to fling at Ethan Ralph and the Sektur I know they would never tolerate someone with an actual pedophile rap sheet. The state of the online left is worse than I thought, must be from all that special protection they've been getting.
 
BadEmpanada is currently publicly boasting about Ethan's dismay, posting this video to his "BadEmpanada Live" channel (taken from a livestream he did shortly after the video was released).
I have nothing to add relevant to Ethan Klein, except my further belief based on this post alone that Breadtubers are a cult of unhinged, mentally unwell and viciously bitter individuals who have no concept of a polite society or sensible exercise of free speech.

I don't even like Ethan Klein much as a person beyond a few of his earlier videos, but to not only entertain but also promote the idea that he should be taken away from his children and have them interrogated and traumatized by police is absolutely unhinged.
 
I have never heard of BadEmpanada but he seems like an unhinged lunatic. I feel like this world of left wing retards has been allowed to fester and grow a bunch of lolcows that I don't know anything about. What an exciting time for the farms!
I've heard of him but only in context of WillyMac as BadEmpanada was slobbing Hamas Piker's knob while gunt guarding him from one of Willy's videos.

Hamas Piker did give BadEmpanada a pat on the back and a shoutout for that.
 
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Calling CPS for nothing is no different than SWATting. Whether they're taking the kids or not, it doesn't matter, the call in itself was weaponized. Any father or mother would be rightfully pissed about it and it false reports of child abuse or neglect should be a criminal offense
I agree that Ethan and Hila are in their right to be pissed and irate. I said that Ethan is right to be worried. For the anti-CPS crowd I'd want them to soften the idea that CPS is going to treat multi-millionaires the same as they're going to treat a low income family with substance abuse disorders and a criminal histories who also love their kids and try within their ability to provide for them. One of those families is getting their kids taken away, one is not.

I also agree that CPS, like the cops, can be weaponized against people. As for your idea of false calls being a criminal offense, how do you determine how false the claims were without involving the children further and subjecting them to more exposure to CPS? If false calls are a crime then the accused would have the right to defend themselves and gather evidence. I could be down with it being a crime if the allegation was completely made up i.e. a podcaster talks about their kids and someone from another state calls CPS and claims that children are being assaulted when there was nothing said or demonstrative of anything like that taking place.

Ethan opens the door for his kids to be exposed like this when he feels like oversharing. Should people get to overshare in peace? Ideally but that's not the situation Ethan finds himself in.
 
I can’t find it in my heart to hate ethan. He’s clearly suffering from some mental issues and is quite a hapless dummy.

I will say though it’s remarkable that all corners of the political compass have come together in this thread to observe his downfall. That feels rather unique.

While I don’t hate him I do acknowledge that he’s quite an unsympathetic character because of how insufferable he is generally. He has no place giving political opinions and probably should’ve kept making vape naysh sequels to squeeze out all the money from his failing comedy career before retiring.

It is also funny to consider that his channel was one of the original lolcow milking originators and now he’s become one himself. I bet old ethan would make a hilarious video about new ethan.
 
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