Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Raging Capybara]

I don't know which types of cars Trump used throughout his life, but I imagine he only used the fanciest of models, from the most luxurious brands imaginable.

Now think about that. Since he sold his presidency to someone else, he now needs to pretend in front of millions that he is impressed by Elon's plastic trash cans. It's so sad, his entire life enjoying the best money can buy, and now he needs to humiliate himself in a press conference selling white trash death trap cars.

It reminds me of Orson Welles enjoying Californian grape juice in that commercial. Trump was probably drunk too to muster the courage to do something so pathetic.

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

Same fucking energy.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Does Trump even have a driver's license?

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Why does it look like a balldo?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The only niggerfaggot ITT obsessed with trump /elon buttsex is @Hollywood Hulk Hogan #TeamKamala

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I know you're a newfag rapefugee who is such a shitty person that he got banned everywhere else, but I recommend you learn the site's rules and cultures before you post here. Spazzing out because we're laughing at a lolcow in their thread is a permabannable offense. This applies to your incel hero Elon, too

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I remember the 90s when lithium batteries were "promising but too costly to mass produce". Early laptops usually had Nickel Cadmium batteries which were awful, or NIMH which were better but more expensive. Then Sony invented a machine that could print Li-ion electrodes and separators at newspaper-press speed. Within 10 years lithium 18650s were cheap enough to build into electric cars.
"It's not the paper clip, it's the machine that makes the paper clips". The technology has to align itself in just the right way. PS: Musk did NOT found Tesla and knows almost nothing about lithium battery manufacturing. He just takes credit for it.

Regardless of what Elon claims, it is missing the biggest strength that Elon has. He's very good at thinking of an idea and finding a team that can execute the technicals. His super power is delegation and creating teams that work well to achieve the goal. In my opinion, that is where he earned a good chunk of his wealth. CEOs don't need to know about the technology, they just need to know how to lead a team.

 

[オプセック]

Trump the connoisseur.

Nope, he always was the kind of rich guy poor people want to be:

Generic, tacky, marked up GM platform B slob. Deathtraps all the same those were.
Check out old school crash test footage, it's a wonder middle class millennials and older survived these.
Love those clunkers none the less.
Never saw him exit a merc, beamer or bugatti.

 

[starborn427614]

Regardless of what Elon claims, it is missing the biggest strength that Elon has. He's very good at thinking of an idea and finding a team that can execute the technicals. His super power is delegation and creating teams that work well to achieve the goal. In my opinion, that is where he earned a good chunk of his wealth. CEOs don't need to know about the technology, they just need to know how to lead a team.

That's fair enough. I imagine more people would cut him some slack if he were more willing to give the credit to his teams more often.

 

[JaneThough]

Regardless of what Elon claims, it is missing the biggest strength that Elon has. He's very good at thinking of an idea and finding a team that can execute the technicals. His super power is delegation and creating teams that work well to achieve the goal. In my opinion, that is where he earned a good chunk of his wealth. CEOs don't need to know about the technology, they just need to know how to lead a team.

Do you think, if you had near unlimited resources and fame, you also might be able to put together a team of experts to make anything your autistic heart desires? “Hes smart enough to realize he can’t build a car by himself” is not the flex you think.

 

[Al Jolson]

I know you're a newfag rapefugee who is such a shitty person that he got banned everywhere else, but I recommend you learn the site's rules and cultures before you post here. Spazzing out because we're laughing at a lolcow in their thread is a permabannable offense. This applies to your incel hero Elon, too

Ok , you are literally fucking retarded and homosexual and not worth talking to. I’m sorry I actually entertained your bullshit with a few polite responses before. All fields.

 

[オプセック]

Does Trump even have a driver's license?

This is really off topic, but it does serve to illustrate that musk isn't exactly surrounded by people exuding class unlike some itt seem to think and it answers your pondering on his DMV status:

When she arrived in the lobby of her building, expecting to find a sheepish looking boy, instead she only found a white Cadillac convertible sitting pulled up at the curb.

She writes: 'My date leaned over and said, “Hop in.” I didn’t know what to make of this. I lived in NYC and nobody ever picked me up in a car except to go to the airport.

Once inside Klebanow recalls the interior was a garish cherry red that made her head hurt.

Klebanow describes Trump as 'nice' looking and 'preppy', though added that he was 'not a conversationalist' and also didn't strike her as 'very bright'.

It stands to reason that if he was barron's age now, he'd cruise around in a cybertruck out of his own volition...
daily mail hit-piece
TL;DR: Some art hoe is sour grapes that trump's bank account was one that got away.

 

[LurkingLemur]

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[オプセック]

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He's good as of now, but I really hope he isn't on that slippery slope to joe rogan partisan dick sucking retardation...

Bill Burr Says ‘Idiot’ Elon Musk Is ‘Evidently a Nazi’ With ‘Dyed Hair Plugs and a Laminated Face’​

Pin it to the OP!

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Waddaya know. After Tesla stock plunged yesterday, it surged unbelievably today. Musk must be buying it himself for "optics."

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ok , you are literally fucking retarded and homosexual and not worth talking to. I’m sorry I actually entertained your bullshit with a few polite responses before. All fields.

go back to GreatAwakening.win where you can be with your fellow QAnoners and talk about how much you love Daddies Elon and Trump with them

 

[World in Scarlet]

Wasn't that 15 Million active Social Security recipients over the age of 115?

No, that was completely made up.
Based on 5 minutes of research I found numbers of like 40-something-k recipients aged 102 years and older, for a population of more than 80k real people aged 100 and older. Those numbers don't look like there's a significant amount of fraud going on.

In case you aren't aware, DOGE has so far not been able to demonstrate that anything they found was "waste, fraud and abuse", rather it's "things I don't like" and a lot of "things I don't understand", and everything they publish is riddled with errors and blatant lies.

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Some old cringe, worth reposting.

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The gun is apparently a replica of a video game weapon. Is the weird brass thing a Vajra?

 

[Al Jolson]

Waddaya know. After Tesla stock plunged yesterday, it surged unbelievably today. Musk must be buying it himself for "optics."

>surged Unbelievably

$13.00 difference between Feb 28th and March 5th.

$16.00 difference between March 7 and March 12.

Still down $21 for the week.

Algos will still trade it if they can get $10 or $20 a share off of a volatile stock. One set of bots can execute a large enough trade to move the needle. Then. The next set of bots can unload even more shares at the manipulated price.

This is just tesla’s corpse bouncing a little while it falls down the stairs.

Elon is good at getting a stock bump out of public appearances , hype and empty promises. (The stock has been as high as it had been since after the cybertruck reveal) but none of this will translate into sales.

Line go down? Big event with Trump shilling his cars. That’s not going to woo the customers he lost, and it’s not going to woo maga. It was cute watching trump pretend he’d drive one though.

 

[Shine-369]

No, that was completely made up.
Based on 5 minutes of research I found numbers of like 40-something-k recipients aged 102 years and older, for a population of more than 80k real people aged 100 and older. Those numbers don't look like there's a significant amount of fraud going on.

In case you aren't aware, DOGE has so far not been able to demonstrate that anything they found was "waste, fraud and abuse", rather it's "things I don't like" and a lot of "things I don't understand", and everything they publish is riddled with errors and blatant lies.

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Some old cringe, worth reposting.
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The gun is apparently a replica of a video game weapon. Is the weird brass thing a Vajra?

If he ever decides to off himself , I hope he goes for the musket. Might make a clever headline.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Do you think, if you had near unlimited resources and fame, you also might be able to put together a team of experts to make anything your autistic heart desires?

First off, I don't care about fame. Regardless, I'm not Elon Musk and that's my point. The main point in my opinionated argument is that the real strength is assembling the right teams and delegating effectively. It's not about being a one-man show even if his personality makes it seem that way. He's the head of several companies of course he's going to be the one speaking for them. It's about his ability to effectively and efficiently manifest idea into reality and we've seen that ability on display in various forms of success and failures. Let's look at other examples outside of the context of Elon run companies. Let's look at the Western gaming industry and the abysmal leadership in creating a good game. Let's examine how Jack Dorsey was a floor mat of a CEO. They all have and had an unreasonable amount of resources available but they don't necessarily use them for productive ends. Look at how many people, not too long ago, were maulding about Elon firing them from Twitter; it all became bloated under Dorsey controlled by the board. Musk comes in, makes cuts, streamlines things and nothing really happened. X didn't collapse, which I suspect is something some folks are still sour about. We are seeing the same thing happening with the Department Of Government Efficiency and the American government. He has an ability to analyze a person or group of persons abilities and move them to areas where they wold be most efficient. I am making a speculation on how he actually runs his companies but the results of most, don't lie.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Why does it look like a balldo?
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The toys he found at ambers place inspired speshul geniuses mind

 

[Al Jolson]

If he ever decides to off himself , I hope he goes for the musket. Might make a clever headline.

I’m rooting for it to be a clumsy , oafish, humiliating and totally preventable accident.

Something where like a crane or a robot falls on him or he gets electrocuted in one of his factories mere seconds after tweeting “who needs OSHA or gay lockouts anyway?”