Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack updated his letterbox

Funny he says this is a B when he gives it 3 stars when he normally gives the movies he considers a "B" to be 4 stars



Of course Jack loves this

 

[Carlos Thin]

Jack updated his letterbox

Funny he says this is a B when he gives it 3 stars when he normally gives the movies he considers a "B" to be 4 stars

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Of course Jack loves this

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Robert Christgau of movies he is not

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"CARNIVORE IS GUD GUIZ"

He's been on this for how long now and still looks like a bowling ball?

But I'm betting the guy in the picture was also being active and never cheated.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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40k for a 10 year old truck with 86k on it.

Even with all the inflation and what not, Jack is probably asking for close to full retail value with 86k miles. This was also the vehicle Jagoff drove to meet Rob a few years back while endangering the public just to keep up appearances.

 

[The Grimace]

Food for thought: Jack has the exact same taste in anime as the average nigger does.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack's retarded "Wars" are one of his most annoyingly dumb series of videos.

The Pizza ones were the worst where he would take the pizza's apart to see who gave the most topping. Fucker didn't care about taste or technique only who gave him the most slop.

 

[Barsik]

Of course Jack loves this

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Wow, he likes the most basic bitch power fantasy weeb sloppa, would've never guessed

Also, why the fuck are shows, let alone anime, on letterboxd?

 

[ILikeYou]

Jack's retarded "Wars" are one of his most annoyingly dumb series of videos.

I wasn't watching when he was doing the 'Wars' series, but from what I can see, it's just him comparing one food item across different restaurants. Is that right?

The title seems really off, bc when I think of a war, I think of a fast-paced battle with high stakes. But his series is a slow-paced, zero stakes comparison of a couple different eateries. Did he get that name, maybe, from the show Storage Wars or some other popular series? I'm not very familiar w/ Storage Wars, but I'm sure it's more exciting than Jack's fast food reviews.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I wasn't watching when he was doing the 'Wars' series, but from what I can see, it's just him comparing one food item across different restaurants. Is that right?

The title seems really off, bc when I think of a war, I think of a fast-paced battle with high stakes. But his series is a slow-paced, zero stakes comparison of a couple different eateries. Did he get that name, maybe, from the show Storage Wars or some other popular series? I'm not very familiar w/ Storage Wars, but I'm sure it's more exciting than Jack's fast food reviews.

It's even more retarded than that because it's not even a "war". It's just him going to some random place ordering a burger and rating it according to a bunch of bullshit like, "do they have milkshakes?".

A proper "burger wars" series would be this. He goes and orders a standard burger. Meaning it would have the normal burger parts like a patty, bun, standard toppings of tomato, onion, lettuce and pickle and mustard, ketchup and possibly relish or mayo. And rate that according to how it stands up. And then order whatever their "signature" burger is. and give that a rating based on how it works, flavors, price and so on. But no. It's always different burgers so what's the point?

Same for his other wars like pizza, BBQ and whatever else. It's never trying to get the same things. It's whatever he feels like meaning it's all subjective and because Fatty wants to use this as an excuse to eat fast food.

 

[Neko GF]

THE LOCAL, HENDERSONVILLE, TN​

Original:

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Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Super Hans v2]

1. I bet for all the places he goes to, none of them will be in Chicago. Too many black people to risk it.

2. Doesn't Jack hate deep dish? Not because of the pizza itself, but because it takes more than 5 minutes at 600 to cook?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

THE LOCAL, HENDERSONVILLE, TN​

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Spoiler: Local Archive

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And another pointless review who's only reason to exist is for them to consoom.

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If only you had gotten a picture of him using the tongue action on his food it would have been perfect.

 

[Adamska]

Jack's advice and predictions

The magic will be they don't go 0-16.

It's fucking comical this cluster B headcase thinks the Raiders won't suck because HE bet on them. They're fucked for at least two more seasons IMO.

Meanwhile he posted this right before that

And he's still mindlessly parroting "wars" as his cheat word it seems. Wonder what poor fucks from the church he's shanghaied for this one to pretend he still has friends.

The Pizza ones were the worst where he would take the pizza's apart to see who gave the most topping. Fucker didn't care about taste or technique only who gave him the most slop.

They're pretty horrible, and at this point he doesn't even really chart them via competition like he did before the arm stroke. It's just the word he brainlessly gurgles as a way to cheat on diets and cope to himself about it.

Unless he's going to do cuck food porn with the poor fucks he drags to this.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm sure Jack has never eaten anything with dye in it before



Imagine if Jack mouths off at a waiter and they were a little trigger happy



Jack on friendship



Sure that is going to happen



Jack thinks Teslas are the only electric cars

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack on friendship

Him asking this is high comedy. Yes, your average person dates around before settling down. Your average person has a little (metaphorical) black book, reminisces on cool experiences they had with Former Lovers™, etc. But I can't buy that Jack has multiple "exes," because I can't buy that a loud, stupid, ugly-souled, beluga-head DJ gremlin ever convinced multiple people to 'date' him. Jack has one "ex" and it's his first wife who pushed him through the shower door or whatever.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I wasn't watching when he was doing the 'Wars' series, but from what I can see, it's just him comparing one food item across different restaurants. Is that right?

The title seems really off, bc when I think of a war, I think of a fast-paced battle with high stakes. But his series is a slow-paced, zero stakes comparison of a couple different eateries. Did he get that name, maybe, from the show Storage Wars or some other popular series? I'm not very familiar w/ Storage Wars, but I'm sure it's more exciting than Jack's fast food reviews.

I'm sure that's where he got the title, but the show - as per Jack's mushbrain logic - has nothing to do with his videos. The show is about people bidding on abandoned/unpaid storage units and then going through them to see if they can flip the contents for a profit.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

THE LOCAL, HENDERSONVILLE, TN​

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FO4qmyZeO4c

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Chicken wings: "They're cooked really good. Not overcooked. They're cooked perfect."

Tammy's face lights up as she talks about the loaded nachos that the next table over ordered; I think this is the first time I've seen her happy in any video, ever.

Jack is audibly wheezing at the end and has to take a big breath before each sentence. The cure? More meet, obviously.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack is audibly wheezing at the end and has to take a big breath before each sentence.

I caught this too. Jack's declining health felt on display here. At 5:34 he pauses in a very strange way. Felt like an infarction prelude.

 

[Barsik]

I caught this too. Jack's declining health felt on display here. At 5:34 he pauses in a very strange way. Felt like an infarction prelude.

We're seeing the fifth impact happen before our very eyes