Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Today in “shit that didn’t age well”
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Roirdan said that when he approached the burning vehicle, and tried to open the doors, they would not open. He said he “pulled for a few seconds, but nothing budged at all.” He also said “I then tried the button on the windshield of [survivor Jordan Miller’s] door, then [victim Krysta Tsukahara’s] door.”

He said he then pounded the windows with his fists, which did not work, and then struck the windows with a thick tree branch around a dozen times until he was able to crack and dislodge a passenger-side window. That was how he was able to pull Jordan Miller out of the vehicle.

But when he attempted to pull Tsukahara from that same window, Riordan testified, "I grabbed her arm to try and pull her towards me, but she retreated because of the fire."
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You will likely die in a horrific fire, but if zombies ever become real you ALSO will likely die in a horrific fire.

The robber barons gave us universities, libraries, museums etc after they raped us. Elon is making us pay $175,000 for the privilege of burning to death.

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IYKYK in Minecraft
 
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Seymour Duncan said:
He could've released it several times already, but it absolutely has to have the more biggerer numbers than the Rimac and the glut of chink hyper EVs so he stuck his dick in the beehive by promising a one second 0-60. Turns out that it's actually physically impossible unless you have those superglue drag slicks that are gone after a handful of launches or some other shenanigans to massively increase available grip, I recall some retarded plans about a jet of compressed air for extra thrust off the line. I'm sure the physics for that aren't astoundingly retarded because why else would le real life tony stark ever suggest that.
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When does a "deposit" become "theft"? It's been like 10 years now. At some point all these people are going to want their money back.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
I really want to see if Elon would be stupid enough to push his dumb trucks as something for the military to use.
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Elon was telling Donald Trump the Cybertruck was "bulletproof" during the Tesla infomercial at the White House, and in a better world that would have been the cue for the funniest assassination ever. "Well done, Agent Musk, now head to the extraction point".
 
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John Badman said:
I would love to see Elon’s bloodshot red ketamine eyes behind his indoor sunglasses. Do you think he puts them on so he doesn’t scare people?
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He probably has to hide them because he has pure black giant dilated pupils from constantly abusing the hallucinogens and dissociatives he's on, but he can't disguise the psychotic babble that constantly comes out his lie-hole.
 
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mofu mofo said:
That'll be another Tesla that's not road legal in the UK. Thrust-powered vehicles are expressly forbidden.
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Seymour Duncan said:
He could've released it several times already, but it absolutely has to have the more biggerer numbers than the Rimac and the glut of chink hyper EVs so he stuck his dick in the beehive by promising a one second 0-60. Turns out that it's actually physically impossible unless you have those superglue drag slicks that are gone after a handful of launches or some other shenanigans to massively increase available grip, I recall some retarded plans about a jet of compressed air for extra thrust off the line. I'm sure the physics for that aren't astoundingly retarded because why else would le real life tony stark ever suggest that.
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Enough compressed air to move a multi-ton vehicle from 0-60 in under a second is also called a bomb.

I was beginning to suspect that Elon might have some Irish ancestry that he isn't telling us about with how much he likes exploding cars, but he isn't nearly based enough to be Irish.
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Do you think Elon cried to Trump to make vandalizing his cars specifically be labeled as terrorism, because there's no way that was thought up by Trump naturally but rather Elon whose crying about his overinflated stock tanking.


gammaray64 said:
Japanese message boards have also been a goldmine for reactions to Elol

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That last guy kind of makes me wonder how much elder abuse is going on with how Elon is just being spoiled most of the time and getting that elderly man to do whatever he wants, I mean the way his kid talked to the President alone is a red flag.
 
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What a weeping homosexual queer. Control your emotions you weak faggot.
Something Awful said:
I would say fake news, but he looked like he was about to cry during the interview with Larry Kudlow a few days ago, so I can believe it.
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How can anyone take this weakling seriously? Even women don't weep like this about just losing at something.

This reminds me of John Boner.
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Dude cried like a bitch constantly. Can Republicans quit crying like little bitches?
 
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