Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Three clothing changes. Sitting down to cut a few veggies. Glad the surgeries you had two months ago are helping. She’s faking the timeline so she can always pretend to be in recovery.
I kind of understand why fats sit down to do food prep; when your gunt's in the way like hers is, standing at the counter to do it would require leaning forward, putting a lot of strain on her back. But doing it seated is still shit from an ergonomic perspective; I once had to do it for a couple of weeks while healing from an injury, and it was just clumsy and wrong.

Anyway, damn, she looks like hell.

That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.
Having that many other tenants able to look into your apartment—and being able to see straight into theirs without trying—is the antithesis of luxury, imo. Real luxury is not having to see or hear your neighbors—you close the door, and they might as well not exist. That apartment might be expensive, but it's not luxury.

Anna eats a fourth of a pie, every day, as part of her "healthy" diet. Just, wow.
She eats at least a fourth of a quiche at any given meal. For all we know, she eats half a quiche a day, and maybe even a whole one, some days.

Four days in the fridge is pretty much the max for egg dishes like quiche, imo, before they start getting gross. She is not making those two quiches last for eight days; no way.

Her gunt has filled in nicely.
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Anna, toddlers don't wear layers of black compression garments. I understand that "Toddlercore" trips off the tongue easier than "Obnoxious Attention-seekercore," but this ain't it. Toddlers are generally better dressed.

but for Anna the fitness queen, it's perplexing that she doesn't seem to see any discordance between running 5Ks and then needing a stool to cook in less than a few years.
Nor does she see the discordance between gushing about how she's in so much less pain after her lipo procedures and sitting down, gray-faced and with unwashed hair, to chop vegetables.
 
So she’s just living permanently in those compression garments now, huh? Her outfits looked bad enough on their own, but now with the compression layer underneath everything they look absolutely moronic. How long are they meant to actually be worn post surgery anyways? Surely not more than a couple weeks. What’s the weather like in Texas? I bet those will feel and smell great mid-summer in Austin!

Also, I never understood why anyone without a completely full schedule would bother with meal prepping. Especially someone like Anna with no real job or time constraints to speak of. Like, you have all the time in the world, why the hell would you want to eat soggy ass three day old slop when you could just take an hour from your empty schedule to make something fresh and delicious? I mean, I know it’s a moot point with Anna since none of that food is lasting more than a day or two, but my point still stands.
 
How long are they meant to actually be worn post surgery anyways? Surely not more than a couple weeks
Up to six months. After the first three it’s not 24/7 anymore, just during the day.
Also, I never understood why anyone without a completely full schedule would bother with meal prepping. Especially someone like Anna with no real job or time constraints to speak of.
As a one person household I absolutely understand meal prepping. It’s just as much work cooking for one as it is for six. It’s also more economical to buy in bulk, as well as saving on utilities to cook individual meals. I choose recipes that freeze well, and basically only cook once, maybe twice a week. Anna’s quiche would freeze well, but as others have said, she could have made that a much healthier option by just using the filling to make a frittata, or even egg bites made in a muffin tin.

As for Anna saying there are no bad foods…there definitely are Anna. There are also bad foods for certain medical conditions, and most of those inflammatory foods are in your daily diet.
 
So she’s just living permanently in those compression garments now, huh? Her outfits looked bad enough on their own, but now with the compression layer underneath everything they look absolutely moronic. How long are they meant to actually be worn post surgery anyways? Surely not more than a couple weeks. What’s the weather like in Texas? I bet those will feel and smell great mid-summer in Austin!

Also, I never understood why anyone without a completely full schedule would bother with meal prepping. Especially someone like Anna with no real job or time constraints to speak of. Like, you have all the time in the world, why the hell would you want to eat soggy ass three day old slop when you could just take an hour from your empty schedule to make something fresh and delicious? I mean, I know it’s a moot point with Anna since none of that food is lasting more than a day or two, but my point still stands.
As you can see in her video she is apparently unable to cook for an hour every day, she had to break it up into 3 sessions over 2 days.

I agree with the other poster tho that cooking for one is annoying and it’s more efficient to meal prep. I guess it also helps people who are dieting to have a good option available quickly- less temptation for ordering delivery.

Edit - yeah she’s def not dieting and doesnt understand portions, I just meant I see the appeal of meal prep.
 
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I guess it also helps people who are dieting to have a good option available quickly- less temptation for ordering delivery.
Know what else helps…purchasing smaller containers that only hold one actual portion of food. Anna’s containers were huge. Those containers are designed to hold 2-3 portions of vegetables or a salad along with a serve of protein, a serve being approximately the size of a single deck of cards (4oz or 125g). They aren’t supposed to be filled with rice, and a small amount of chicken covered in what I’d bet is a sugar/sodium bomb of a bottle/jar of sweet chilli sauce. Neither are they designed to store a quarter of a 12” quiche, rather they are designed to hold an eighth with a big garden salad.
 
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I’ve seen alcoholics portion out their booze: they’ll buy a bottle and tell themselves they’ll have one a day, or buy those minis to try and get control, or decide to go to a bar intending to drink one drink and then switch to soda- but as soon as the first one is in, all control is lost.

Anna clearly has no control over her food intake. She may be trying to put it all in nice packages that she plans to eat over the course of a week, but once one is opened, there is no hope for the others. And quiche is a terrible thing to even try to make last eight days, you will get three at the max before the texture is soggy and nasty. Why she doesn’t just scramble some eggs and eat them with cottage cheese and Fruit or veggies is a mystery.
 
Oh Anna, you got a Trader Joe’s near by? It’s perfectly possible to get portion controlled healthy meals with minimal effort.
Hell, she lives in Austin, which has a decent crossover between the fitness and foodie scenes, and a lot of busy professionals with more cash than spare time. There has got to be at least one meal prep service that makes tasty, healthy food, that can give her plenty of high-protein options, and god knows she can afford it.

Why she's trying to keep up the pretense of taking satisfaction in doing her own cooking, when it's obvious she doesn't enjoy it and doesn't really have the energy or skills for it, is beyond me. Maybe she couldn't get any of the meal prep companies to give her free food in exchange for shilling their products? Or maybe she's just that short on content ideas, and thinks it'll head off criticism of her dietary choices? (No, Anna, it won't; not when you say patently stupid shit like, "there are no bad foods.")
 
A podcast of women who are ALT Ambassadors and adjacent to Scamran have interviewed Anna.
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Here is one of their podcasts with Scamran.
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A podcast of women who are ALT Ambassadors and adjacent to Scamran have interviewed Anna.
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Here is one of their podcasts with Scamran.
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A podcast called LIPEDEMA MAMAS. Lunacy. I added it to my queue to listen tomorrow.

Side note, can we decide once and for all how to spell this shit? Is it lipidema for lipid? Lipedema for edema? Lipodema like liposuction?
 
A podcast called LIPEDEMA MAMAS. Lunacy. I added it to my queue to listen tomorrow.

Side note, can we decide once and for all how to spell this shit? Is it lipidema for lipid? Lipedema for edema? Lipodema like liposuction?

It's LYMPH-edema.

Sally Shine has LYMPH-edema, NOT lIpoDemA. We need to stop normalizing this pachyderm's delusions and lies to escape personal accountability.

No doctor in this dimension will operate on LYMPH-edema (which is what Anna has) because LYMPH-edema needs to be treated one way and one way ONLY:

LOSE

FUCKING


WEIGHT


Otherwise her LYMPH-edema will absolutely come right back in spades and she will look like an even bigger body horror than she already does.

Say the CORRECT word with me, Sally: You have LYMPH-edema. LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH!
 
But those women are less than half the size of Anna each! I'm confused. I thought lipedema caused one to magically gain hundreds and hundreds of pounds of unburnable fat? How come those ladies were able to maintain a normal size? I'm sure they eat just as much as Anna, since Anna eats a normal amount and no foods are bad foods. I'm sure she exercises more than they do, too.

Poor Anna is really just the unluckiest person ever. It's a mystery!
 
It's LYMPH-edema.

Sally Shine has LYMPH-edema, NOT lIpoDemA. We need to stop normalizing this pachyderm's delusions and lies to escape personal accountability.

No doctor in this dimension will operate on LYMPH-edema (which is what Anna has) because LYMPH-edema needs to be treated one way and one way ONLY:

LOSE

FUCKING


WEIGHT


Otherwise her LYMPH-edema will absolutely come right back in spades and she will look like an even bigger body horror than she already does.

Say the CORRECT word with me, Sally: You have LYMPH-edema. LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH!
She doesnt have lymphodema which is a disease of the lymph system, where your limbs are flooded with fluid. She does have some degree of lipodema that is obscured by the fact, that shes a massive fatass. Her losing 400 lbs is a matter of cico. Nothing more, nothing less.
A patient who has lymphodema in the arm because of breastcancer treatment, cant lose that weight because its fluid.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/symptoms-causes/syc-20374682
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20374687
 
She doesnt have lymphodema which is a disease of the lymph system, where your limbs are flooded with fluid. She does have some degree of lipodema that is obscured by the fact, that shes a massive fatass. Her losing 400 lbs is a matter of cico. Nothing more, nothing less.
A patient who has lymphodema in the arm because of breastcancer treatment, cant lose that weight because its fluid.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/symptoms-causes/syc-20374682
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20374687

Lipedema is lipedema, until it reaches Stage 4 Lipedema, which they now call Lipolymphedema.

I read in a European country, that they classify a Stage 5 as Lipolymphedema there.

They can differentiate Lipedema from Lymphedema by saying, that in a Lymphedema the front of the foot is also affected with swelling.
-->Anna's swollen feet

Both can be a primary diagnosis, but in the Stage 4 Lipedema or Lipolymphedema the Lymphedema develops secondary to the Lipedema.

["A reliable criterion for classification is the so-called Stemmer's sign. The doctor attempts to lift a fold of skin above the second or third toe. If this is unsuccessful, it is a case of lymphedema. With lipedema, on the other hand, the skin fold is easy to grasp."]

omg don't google this, it's not pretty.
 
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>Anna's swollen feet
True but Annas foot doesnt look like that normally. Its probably from having a quack lipo the shit out of her ankels.
The rest of her melted icecream body hasnt changed except for losing and gaining weight and then from those lipos.
Theres another thing. You can be a massive fatty without having lipo/lymphodema (or the combination).
It does occur more often in the morbidly obese but its clear Anna uses it as an excuse along with her super secret obesity genes.
She had no problems frolicking around like an easterbunny on crack until she needed a narrative that supported a lipodema diagnosis and hense the lifesaving liposuctions. I bet we all remember her piss poor acting in that livecall she did with the insurance Lady.
Tldr. Anna is fat and can lose weight, she just doesnt want to, which leads to none wants to have sex with her.
 
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A podcast called LIPEDEMA MAMAS. Lunacy. I added it to my queue to listen tomorrow.

Side note, can we decide once and for all how to spell this shit? Is it lipidema for lipid? Lipedema for edema? Lipodema like liposuction?
It's LYMPH-edema.

Sally Shine has LYMPH-edema, NOT lIpoDemA. We need to stop normalizing this pachyderm's delusions and lies to escape personal accountability.

No doctor in this dimension will operate on LYMPH-edema (which is what Anna has) because LYMPH-edema needs to be treated one way and one way ONLY:

LOSE

FUCKING


WEIGHT


Otherwise her LYMPH-edema will absolutely come right back in spades and she will look like an even bigger body horror than she already does.

Say the CORRECT word with me, Sally: You have LYMPH-edema. LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH LYMPH!
She doesnt have lymphodema which is a disease of the lymph system, where your limbs are flooded with fluid. She does have some degree of lipodema that is obscured by the fact, that shes a massive fatass. Her losing 400 lbs is a matter of cico. Nothing more, nothing less.
A patient who has lymphodema in the arm because of breastcancer treatment, cant lose that weight because its fluid.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/symptoms-causes/syc-20374682
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20374687
Lipedema is lipedema, until it reaches Stage 4 Lipedema, which they now call Lipolymphedema.

I read in a European country, that they classify a Stage 5 as Lipolymphedema there.

They can differentiate Lipedema from Lymphedema by saying, that in a Lymphedema the front of the foot is also affected with swelling.
-->Anna's swollen feet

Both can be a primary diagnosis, but in the Stage 4 Lipedema or Lipolymphedema the Lymphedema develops secondary to the Lipedema.

["A reliable criterion for classification is the so-called Stemmer's sign. The doctor attempts to lift a fold of skin above the second or third toe. If this is unsuccessful, it is a case of lymphedema. With lipedema, on the other hand, the skin fold is easy to grasp."]

omg don't google this, it's not pretty.
This dood has a relevant recent video:
 
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