John Badman
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It’s a federal crime of 20 years to alog Elon.
Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
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Omg weeping is soooo anime he's a real protaaag like he's so emotional and deep and aw man he's so tough and i wanna cuddle and fix him mmmmh dark triad husbandos with daddy issues def 10 outta 10. Period.
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It's so awesome that Elon takes down 20 inch extremely black wangs every single day.
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Making fun of Elon is a hate crime and will get you deported!
Mr Processor
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"Sobbing during a K-hole can be a psychological response to the intense and often overwhelming nature of the experience. The dissociative effects can lead to emotional turmoil, causing some individuals to feel overwhelmed and cry. "
https://search.brave.com/search?q=k...summary=1&conversation=116c3af009a6fef1c76cb7
Well, I think Musk said the amount of Ketamine he takes is practically a microdose, so I'm sure he doesn't even know what a K-hole is.
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I can't believe these niggas want people to buy a tesla when the job market is in shambles and whatever new jobs they bring over are probably going to be given to bajeets. Or your gonna get paid for pennies picking berries in a felid.
The big tablets on these electric cars, both Xaomi and Tesla, have massive distracting tablets. Taking your eyes off the road. With the Chinese ones, you can get an add-on accessory for the buttons, which is ridiculous. I think those small Bluetooth displays are as big as they should be. You still have your physical buttons and your Bluetooth-car play without all the key jingling safety hazard shit.
The big tablets on these electric cars, both Xaomi and Tesla, have massive distracting tablets. Taking your eyes off the road. With the Chinese ones, you can get an add-on accessory for the buttons, which is ridiculous. I think those small Bluetooth displays are as big as they should be. You still have your physical buttons and your Bluetooth-car play without all the key jingling safety hazard shit.
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For real he thinks crying makes others think about him like that.
Like grow up elon it's that kind of gayop shit. Like he's Ash Ketchum crying after he lost his first pokeyman battle against youngster joey or what?
omg lmao even, did the dimemsional merge happen already?
What an embarrassment. Rubio might go insane about Trump thinking this manchild is in any way bearable.
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Fuck that guy and the rocket he rode in on. He might have a good idea sometimes, but he is still a shit person.
Those are natural talents for manipulative narcissists.
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I legitimately cannot wait to see the army trying to decide whether a Tesla blew up because it hit an IED or because it's a shit product.
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WOW, good news 
- X/Elon/SpaceX is planning on stuffing one of his fat retard fanboys into a rocket ship with a crew of astronauts for a 2-3 year long mission, with a crash course in astronaut training and (likely) layman understanding of engineering and science. There is no possibility that this could backfire horrifically.
Lucky astronauts get to spend at least two years in a psychologically isolating setting with one of the most insufferable kind of people you can think of
- X/Elon/SpaceX is planning on stuffing one of his fat retard fanboys into a rocket ship with a crew of astronauts for a 2-3 year long mission, with a crash course in astronaut training and (likely) layman understanding of engineering and science. There is no possibility that this could backfire horrifically.
Lucky astronauts get to spend at least two years in a psychologically isolating setting with one of the most insufferable kind of people you can think of
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Combustion Engine
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So.. what did he mean by this? (link to original post made by one of the Elon orbiting X accounts, archive, random article about it)
Stalin, Mao and Hitler didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector workers did.
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The problem with these kind of reports, especially now, is that he has more haters than fucking DSP so people will just either fully invent bullshit or drum up the relevance of minor anecdotes to suit whatever narrative they want to paint.
The actual article has anecdotes from his biography in which he has cried at some points previously: https://futurism.com/elon-musk-tears - yet the title says "with surprising frequency" and brings up a few stories of when he cried, which doesn't really match with "surprising frequency". And the actual article referenced in that tweet doesn't mention the white house, oval office or his recent FOX interview.
The initial story seems to be borne from an interview in which he "almost cried" about Tesla's recent stock performance: https://x.com/Umbisam/status/1899212356460200437
Maybe I'm autistic but it is unclear if he is "almost crying". He's certainly emotional though. But people on Twitter are using hearsay on top of hearsay and claiming he is sobbing in the oval office presumably based off this interview while falsely inferring that an article claims that he was "audibly sobbing" in the white house/oval office when it doesn't even say that?
People say they hate journalists all the time but these twitter/threads posters who make accusations based off nothing and lie about what an article contains are literally just as bad.
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Oh wait, it gets better.
The source of "elon was sobbing in the oval office" is the infamous hacker known as fucking anonymous
le elon musk is a heckin nazi - like there's plenty of reasons to hate on Elon but using fucking anonymous as a source (which now posts political cartoons) is beyond comedy
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CAPTAIN HAPPY
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I don't believe Musk cries that much because psychopaths don't cry.
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They will if they know making an emotional showing will get the manipulative results they are wanting.
James done did it
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Honestly the most unbelievable part of that story is Trump seeing a grown man crying and trying to cheer him up.
Also on the matter of him crying despite being a sociopath, drug abuse in general tends to make people moody and less emotionally stable. So he might be weeping ketamine tears between his bouts of messiah complex delusion.
Also on the matter of him crying despite being a sociopath, drug abuse in general tends to make people moody and less emotionally stable. So he might be weeping ketamine tears between his bouts of messiah complex delusion.
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I think it means this 54-year old multi-billionaire is having a mid-life crisis, and secretly wants to be a 24-year old edgelord. Maybe he thinks his money makes him immune from criticism or punishment, but I think he is going to be sadly surprised. In a way, he's going down the same path Kanye did...
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That $100k is going to do you real good when you can't spend it because you're dead because of a failure of SpaceX's shitty spacecraftWOW, good news
Lucky astronauts get to spend at least two years in a psychologically isolating setting with one of the most insufferable kind of people you can think of
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Well if Musk can giveaway a trip to Mars, I’d like to announce my unicorn raffle. Tickets are $1 each, I’d say you have as much chance of winning my unicorn as you do going to Mars with SpaceX. I can promise you won’t die horribly from my raffle too.WOW, good news
Lucky astronauts get to spend at least two years in a psychologically isolating setting with one of the most insufferable kind of people you can think of
He means that when shit hits the fan, it’s really his DOGE patsies who you should go after.
80 years ago it was “I was just following orders.” Now it’s “I was just giving orders!”
I hear you but that’s the exact thing lolcows say about us. Anonymous isn’t “making stuff up” they’re posting information (like the Mao quote is a few posts above you they’re referring to). I’m not saying everything they post is accurate but neither is everything we post.
Also, regardless of if he cried or not, it definitely gets under his skin to not be seen as the coolest dude ever. It’s called trolling.
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Oh, progressive left, you’re just as transparent as a Wikipedia talk show. Linking garbage to make it look like a real thing? Classic. You think you’re elevating your message with some fancy sourcing, but really, it’s just more nonsense masquerading as authority.Oh wait, it gets better.
The source of "elon was sobbing in the oval office" is the infamous hacker known as fucking anonymous
https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/166222/Anonymous-exposes-real-reason-behind-Tesla-press-conference
https://x.com/YourAnonNews/status/1900202941404872914 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/788lt
https://x.com/YourAnonNews/status/1900510519267647583 https://x.com/YourAnonNews/status/1900225412447256758
le elon musk is a heckin nazi - like there's plenty of reasons to hate on Elon but using fucking anonymous as a source (which now posts political cartoons) is beyond comedy
If Elon Musk shows vulnerability, does that mean he’s not a real psychopath? Next, are you gonna call him a sociopath for being nice?
Laughing Putin
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I can believe that Elon cries. It's his inner childhood nerd realizing that even though he's worth $400 $300 $200 billion, the whole world still hates him, almost as much as the bullies did back in elementary school... Were the bullies right?