Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.7%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 807 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,140
I hear you but that’s the exact thing lolcows say about us. Anonymous isn’t “making stuff up” they’re posting information (like the Mao quote is a few posts above you they’re referring to). I’m not saying everything they post is accurate but neither is everything we post.

Also, regardless of if he cried or not, it definitely gets under his skin to not be seen as the coolest dude ever. It’s called trolling.
Yeah that is partly true but the tweet in question from "anonymous" didn't even say "we have inside sources who have reported..." or "we have seen internal emails that say..." they just said "basically what happened was"

And the rest of them ran with it like "anonymous" did a hardcore infodump

Speculation is fine and I do plenty of it myself but its idiotic to try and frame it as truth... as the saying goes: the truth is always stranger than fiction
 
80 years ago it was “I was just following orders.” Now it’s “I was just giving orders!”
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I hear you but that’s the exact thing lolcows say about us. Anonymous isn’t “making stuff up” they’re posting information (like the Mao quote is a few posts above you they’re referring to). I’m not saying everything they post is accurate but neither is everything we post.
There’s no “they” there, unless it’s @youranonnews’ preferred pronoun. Anonymous is dead and that guys a cuck.
 
WOW, good news :) - X/Elon/SpaceX is planning on stuffing one of his fat retard fanboys into a rocket ship with a crew of astronauts for a 2-3 year long mission, with a crash course in astronaut training and (likely) layman understanding of engineering and science. There is no possibility that this could backfire horrifically.

Lucky astronauts get to spend at least two years in a psychologically isolating setting with one of the most insufferable kind of people you can think of
Crash course. Straight into the ocean at Mach Fuck.
 
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I don't know if he's crying all the time but that interview definitely showed him watery like a young girl. He's on finasteride or something of the sort due to his hair plugs right? Like all hormone treatments, the drug can cause mood swings and issues with crying, especially if one already has some depression. Also, part of the reason women tear up easier than men is related to hormones so that process is probably messed up in men taking suppressants.
Seeing as he has Asperger's, it would be unlikely he didn't have some sort of depression or mood issues, especially related to things not going his way. Especially in a spoiled rich, entitled sperg who got his way more than Chris Chan did. So that plus a drug that doesn't let his male body stop the tears from coming down probably means he is tearing up lots nowadays.
It's not an important theory, but I get schadenfreude watching these grown men ruin their bodies hard for the sake of their hair plugs so this side effect came to mind.
 
I can believe that Elon cries. It's his inner childhood nerd realizing that even though he's worth $400 $300 $200 billion, the whole world still hates him, almost as much as the bullies did back in elementary school... Were the bullies right?
He definitely didn’t get enough wedgies.
 
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Well, he's an autistic psychopath who miscalculates all the time.
If it works on mommy when she refuses to wear that anime costume at a gala, it might work on journoscum and internet leftards, too.
Unfortunately the instance I am referring to is with Daddy Trump. Worked well enough that Trump made a big show about buying a single car. A "show" in that one purchase won't save Tesla's image. Elon is long past being the darling billionaire of the Redditist Left.
 
The chyron is fake, but his mom is hilarious. Couldn't be more of an archetypal evil rich bitch if she tried (which I'm sure she does). I encourge everyone to watch any interview with her to hear what she sounds like. The screenshot above is from this one: https://www.foxnews.com/video/6364195062112

Also, saw this on Threads:

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lol, I guess.
 
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