Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Ultrapenguin]

Lots of people eat high fiber and low fat diets, and they don't shit acid all over themselves. Either something else is wrong with him/his diet, or his body is simply punishing him for existing.

Why does he know the PH of poop?

He's a top environmental professional who thinks he can use his feces as fertilizer, so I assume he looked it up as part of his master plan to turn shitting himself into an agricultural strategy. One day he'll take a picture of himself with an armful of luscious, vibrant poop tomatoes and say "Guess who's laughing now, punks?" and we'll all hang our heads in shame.

 

[Dieter Laser]

One day he'll take a picture of himself molesting a stray dog and we’ll turn it over to the FBI.

FTFY. That’s just as likely.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just remember this whenever you see Tom coughing up his lungs from COPD that he's also "ejecting a little bit" from his anal sphincter.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Every time I think he has hit rock bottom…..

Please, we’ve heard enough about bottoms.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Wipes himself with a rag on a stick. You can buy wet-naps for your tender asshole. Or at least you could before you lost all your money to scammers.

 

[break these cuffs]

Wipes himself with a rag on a stick. You can buy wet-naps for your tender asshole. Or at least you could before you lost all your money to scammers.

This would be doubly hilarious because the even the flushable ones don't break down and he'd undoubtedly fuck up his sewage situation give the amount he would have use per day.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wipes himself with a rag on a stick. You can buy wet-naps for your tender asshole. Or at least you could before you lost all your money to scammers.

I wonder if when Tom's out in public if he brings a shit rag with him or if he just uses his hat.

 

[WASR96]

For a guy who shits himself constantly with little control over it, he sure trusts cheap and suspect fish a lot. I don't think he'll ever post anything that looks remotely edible for a normal person.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wonder if when Tom's out in public if he brings a shit rag with him or if he just uses his hat.

He just leaves it in his white shorts

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Doesn't that look delicious?

Thomas, single use paper plates are atrocious for the environment. Apart from deforestation, they take an ungodly amount of water and energy to produce and deliver. Stop abusing the planet you lazy consumerist fuckwad.

(I skimmed over the posts after this one because I do not want to know).

 

[AnOminous]

Just remember this whenever you see Tom coughing up his lungs from COPD that he's also "ejecting a little bit" from his anal sphincter.

I like when he used to go into a senile spittle spraying rage whenever anyone pointed out he constantly shits himself and insisted he never did that, before sliding slowly down into the admission that he is a senile old fecally incontinent man who constantly shits himself to the point he hoards buckets of his own shit and calls it "compost" even though it would probably instantly kill any plant it touched.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you think he uses his acid shit as a means of self-defence?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you think he uses his acid shit as a means of self-defence?

I truly doubt Tom's butthole has any natural predators.

 

[Christopher Paul Whitney]

I truly doubt Tom's butthole has any natural predators.

I can think of at least one.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I can think of at least one.

Sevan is a horny dude

 

[Christopher Paul Whitney]

Sevan is a horny dude

who?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

who?

It's AMB autism.

So Tom was recently sighted at a community park drum circle. He brought a recorder despite owning several drums.

Spoiler: Where's the hobo?

of course he's leering at children

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

I was eating chips and did not need to read about Tooter's prolapsing anus

Yeah, this is one of those threads that I wouldn't recommend scrolling through while eating, all things considered.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

The dogfucker hasn’t been around for a while, did he forget his password again? Maybe the fly larvae hatched and burrowed their way into his brain.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The dogfucker hasn’t been around for a while, did he forget his password again? Maybe the fly larvae hatched and burrowed their way into his brain.

Sadly, he's still a blight upon the world. He's not active here because he's retreated to AMB to lick his wounds.