Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Paper Machete]

"Zombiecock" lol wtf even is that

 

[Male Idiot]

This website is something else
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Nothing manlier than a black cane, my doods.

 

[Chandelier]

I saw this one in the wild and knew I had to post her here. Meet pissfaggot, a 23-year-old he/him 'transfag commie', who is so broke and disabled she cannot even sit at her desk long enough to draw, and needs a tablet so she can do it from the comfort of her bed.

Despite being so immobile she cannot move from said bed (which probably means she can't cook for herself of walk on her own unaided due to being a fat fuck), she has a boatload of kinks, as seen from her 2007-era Deviantart strawpage here. She calls herself a 'fat piece of shit dog', and is autistic, the perfect attributes (or typical ones) for a communist.

We get more from her Bluesky page.

As it turns out, her own mother supports her kinky endeavours:


I am sure she is also proud that her profoundly disabled daughter is living off of UK taxpayers and can't even produce enough art to fund her own tablet (and if you are a good NSFW artist, the money will literally come pouring in). What is an example of said art here? Well, take a look for yourself:

Spoiler

She makes it very clear what her kinks are, through another transman who commissions shitty art:

Predictably, they LOVE writing about tradwife pregnancy while getting fucked by Chad Thundercock, but dread pregnancy in real life:

'Reaprat' has been mentioned on the forums before; I called her 'Rape rat' because of her username. ABO, or 'alpha/beta/omega dynamics', are a fanfiction trope that claims to have 'societal commentary', while just making omegas second class citizens who are only there to be bred by alphas. AKA The Handmaid's Tale on steroids, with more porn, written by pooners.


Lastly, another pooner has a warning for those who wish to write pre-op trans men:

So...women. You're talking about women, but don't want to be called women, because muh dysphoria. However, looking through their socials, they all crave a RETVRN to tradition. I suppose the adage that all it takes to put a woman back into her senses is to have a hot guy fuck her is true.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Meet pissfaggot, a 23-year-old he/him 'transfag commie', who is so broke and disabled she cannot even sit at her desk long enough to draw, and needs a tablet so she can do it from the comfort of her bed.

These bean-flickin' baboons are a dime a dozen in any kind of creative space, and they are all shockingly interchangeable - once you've seen one roid-juiced chronic masturbator imagining herself as a special yaoi boy, you've really seen them all.

Spoiler: Turn back! Sperg ahead!

As a translation to any purveyors of this thread...

Spoiler: NSFL.

"General dead dove" = general themes of rape, abuse, sexual mistreatment, psychological torture, physical torture, etc.
"Emeto" = emetophilia, or arousal induced by vomiting
"Organfucking" = sexual stimulation or penetration of internal organs, typically intestines
"Erotic birth" = arousal induced by birth, especially if orgasm is achieved during birth
"Medfet" = medical fetishism (sexualization of doctors, nurses, medical equipment, procedures, etc.)
DC/NC = dubcon (consent that is ambiguous or may be coerced but not fully forced) and noncon (rape)
"Overstim" = overstimulation of genitals or erogenous zones to the point of distress
"Ovipos" = oviposition, or egg-laying specifically in mammals
"Hucow" = human-cow hybrids, typically human beings in farming scenarios which eroticize forced breeding programs, forced lactation (milking) and cow costumes
"Mindbreak" = psychological trauma to the point of obsession and the loss of cognitive functions outside of a fixation on sex

You may ask yourselves: why do I know this? And it's because TiFs like this are in every artistic space - whether it's hobbyist, professional, appreciator - and no matter how sanitized and otherwise decent you may think a space is, the second they have the opportunity to, they will go into grotesque and alarming detail about all their sexual inclinations. These kinds of TiFs never, ever shut up about their kinks, whether in public or in private. Ever. And any attempts to avoid them are in vain, because even if you block every single one you see and block every tag they use, a dozen more will sprout in their place.

What HRT did to nerd communities for men, it did to artsy fartsy communities for women, and the likelihood of recovery is extremely low. God forbid if all you wanted was to find fellow appreciators of sappy cutesy art a la Thomas Kinkade, because it's all dog dicks for dinner, my dear.

Alright, alright, no more sperging. For my contribution, this li'l fellow "transfag" like pissfaggot is super upset because all of the FTM porn she finds is so... womanly! And she can't bear the idea that men may look at her and imagine she has sex the way women do! Perish the very thought!
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I hate the stereotypes for trans men in porn content​

I absolutely hate the stereotypes surrounding transsexual men in porn content. How come most of them always femminise themselves as much as possible? r/ ftmporn for example. I used to look on there and it's 95% people wearing skirts and make up with their tits out referring to their genitals as a pussy or a vag and using a "feminine autonomy terms only" tag on their posts like...what. I'm sorry but aren't they just straight up women??.. There's another called r/ ftmkink and almost every post is somebody talking about how they wish somebody would misgender them during sex or make fun of how small their Tdick is. And it's not just on reddit I've seen this stuff everywhere. I remember going down a whole rabbit hole because I curious to see if I could find actual trans men in porn and I barley found anything.
I discovered all this before I started T just a little over a year ago when I was asking online about bottom growth and someone suggested looking at ftm porn and I felt dysphoric and uncomfortable when I realized what the average trans man porn content looks like. Sometimes if I'm discussing relationships or sexual stuff with my cis guy friends in the back of my head I'll be like "God I really hope they never came across ftm porn and now they think I'm like that" ESPECIALLY since I'm gay and am very open about it. Plus being a top as a gay trans man feels so rare to me. Yes I'm a transgender man and no I don't wanna put bunny ears, tights and a pink skirt on and be called "she" or "it" during sex like almost every trans dude on the internet seems to be into... Also I don't have bottom surgery but since being on T and having down there change I don't get as dysphoric about my genitals but then I go onto these places and I see people on T with the same genitals talking about it in a feminine way and it makes me feel gross about what I have. Like what do you mean you literally grew a dick and you're still going around calling it a pussy?
And I seriously don't give that much of a shit about how people express themselves but surely they can't be trans men if they femminise themselves to THAT extent. I feel like this is the only trans subreddit I could post something like this on without getting "canceled"

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Hoo boy.

Why are there no trans men tops.​

But ofc that’s fine, we’re young, figure out who you are and live as who you are I’m not mad about that. But why. The. Fuck. Are there no trans men tops ANYWHERE. I swear every trans man I meet is straight or a bottom (and I’m not gonna lie I know very few straight trans men) it just annoys me because this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. My only other relationship which also had been going for a while, broke up with me (again had to find out afterwards) because he was a bottom. (And other reasons but still a big part) and JUST CMON ON GIVE ME A BREAK.

Right back at you. GIVE ME A BREAK.

You are a woman. The women you are dating are women. You can't be a top and they can't be a top. Top and bottom is specifically a cultural term for gay men, who all have penises, and for whom the terms top and bottom refer to specific sexual acts (insertive anal intercourse and receptive anal intercourse) which you cannot be a part of, and are not terms for women pretending to be gay men, you unalloyed delusionista.

No, I'm serious bitch, FUCK YOU.

And I also just hate the idea of being the more “manly” one, not in a “man-lite” transphobic way but just enjoy being like idk more fem and idk “dainty”.? It just sucks that I care so much and enjoy that sorta dynamic with a man when literally all of the trans guys I know (and honestly I’m nervous to branch out to cis guys) are exclusive bottoms or just generally prefer it.

You are nervous to branch out to actual men?

All trans men are incapable of insertive anal intercourse, so they are not tops. They are also not bottoms, because they are not men.

Wait time is so long that it is too late to get puberty blockers now.​

I hope that street testosterone is a thing. But then again, I have to figure out where to get the money. I can do shovelling for money if the dealer is cheap.

I don't know what 'shovelling' is and I kind of want to know but also don't want to find out.

My friends genuinely suck sometimes​

I told my online friends I was transgender like last week after knowing them since last year. I finally felt confident enough to do it. Keep in mind, they're cis men. I lied to them before and just said my voice was due to genetics and other issues.
They do support me, which is good. However, I did a face reveal and they both said I still look like a girl / they can see the girl in me. That really hurt me, but I pretended it didn't.

I'll bet you covered it up real well, hun.

Then they forced me to say my deadname and then went "wow, I've never known a deadname before" that's right... You DONT BECAUSE THATS NOT ME IS IT.
Then they proceeded to say I sound like a girl and one of them said "she- he" out loud for the first time and it hurt me. That's literally never happened before. It's just not fair.
I'm also scared they're going around telling people because idk if I can trust them like that.
My girlfriend fully supports me and I couldn't be happier to have her. We just have friends who wre nice, but have comments which really suck sometimes.
And they even said "it makes a lot more sense now" like literally what.

Literally what they said. Your behaviours, secrecy, lies and deceptions all make sense now. That's literally what, you space cadet.

They said the way I act over excited and from the things I'm into (example, Sailor Moon the anime) like dude... Leave?

Leave what? Leave the friendship group that you clearly lied your way into?

The misgendering of Dr. James Barry on a short makes me wanna crash out​

Not really a vent, but there's this short on YouTube talking about Dr. James Barry, but just using his dead name, referring to him as a woman, just everything. Saying he's such an important woman figure in history, how woman needed to hide as men just to be able to do stuff
And then a lot of people are like oh "SHE's important, yada yada yada". There's plenty of people actually correcting the post saying he wanted to be recognized as male, never has his body unclothed in his death, etc, yet you have some people just being assholes. I even commented saying dr. James is PRESUMABLY a trans man due to his own statements and today's time, and some person I guess wanted to be funny by saying "apples are presumably a fruit and not a food" RRARSFGSGHHJDHC
Yah there's plenty of times woman disguised themselves as men, BUT THERES A DIFFERENCE AS THIS PERSON WAS AND IS RECOGNIZED AS A MAN
Hate it here

If a vampire becomes a tranny, does that also count as transing the dead?

 

[Hepativore]

Nothing manlier than a black cane, my doods.

"Cripplemaxxing is so validating!"

Somebody should make an in-browser pooner dress-up game for Kiwi Farms! You can make a cowboy pooner, greaser pooner, gangsta' pooner, softboi pooner, etc. and then you can post your results here! You could even make it so you can select different backgrounds, such as grillin' with da bois, totally-not-fem bedroom, and retail store.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I know this dork has been discussed on the farms before, maybe not this thread, but this is where she belongs:



Unmask and deadname from a previous thread:

So, to be clear, this is a pooner, and she's being dishonest on more than one front.

Before going by Christian Matson, she went by Cole Matson:

https://colematson.com/

https://catholicartistconnection.com/blog/meet-cole-matson

She was an actress and had an IMDB page for such:

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3903879/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t23

She also published in some niche journal:

https://www.transpositions.co.uk/author/cole-matson/

She is active on social media which kind of defeats any purpose of hermitage:

https://www.facebook.com/colematson

I'm sure she and the cucked bishop would defend this as "outreach."

She has taken great pains- greater than many wealthy public figures, politicians, criminals, and notorious online personalities- to hide her original identity and birth name from public records.



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I believe this is her sister: https://www.facebook.com/ematson

And this is her father: https://www.facebook.com/david.o.matson/
This is her mother: https://www.facebook.com/matsoncc

Social intelligence and circumstantial evidence (ie unarchivable 1997 Suffolk Academy honor roll list, and this) points to her deadname being Nicole Matson. However I do not currently have definitive proof linking these two names. Her current legal name is the hilarious: "Cole Coberly Estel Matson."

The pains she has taken to hide her prior identity combined with her career in theater is a red flag that should have registered in the initial vetting process with the archdiocese. Whoops!

Alternate FB:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555636971033

 

[Fapcop]

“I’m a real MAN! Okay? I was born in the wrong body, but behind these flappy tits and ample hips I’m a real man who… EWWW PISS?!? GROSS!!! Men are so DISGUSTING!”


(Note the pooner below who was on bathroom duty, but chalked it up to her male coworkers not being manly enough for the job… LOL! Sure lil’ dood! That’s it!)

Pooner being denied because of autism? Ah… More proof that nature is healing!

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You could even make it so you can select different backgrounds, such as grillin' with da bois,

.... complete with full length oven mitts, so that tray of vegetables you're grilling in the most DudeBroKingly manner doesn't burn your phallo-scarred arm.

IDK about you guys but I certainly found that bbqing vegetables was a great way to assert my manly dominance over other men. No-one laughed or took the piss out of me at all. I was drowning in pussy too, because hot chicks just love guys who grill carrots and zucchini. Amirite, niggers?

 

[Fapcop]

.... complete with full length oven mitts, so that tray of vegetables you're grilling in the most DudeBroKingly manner doesn't burn your phallo-scarred arm.

IDK about you guys but I certainly found that bbqing vegetables was a great way to assert my manly dominance over other men. No-one laughed or took the piss out of me at all. I was drowning in pussy too, because hot chicks just love guys who grill carrots and zucchini. Amirite, niggers?

Gawd I love that one. A 5 foot tall lil’ vegan dood grillin with da boys is just the perfect example of a woman trying to be a performative man for the updoots.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I know this dork has been discussed on the farms before, maybe not this thread, but this is where she belongs:

Yeah. This is the kind of shit I'd expect from a Prottie, but Catholics? Come on guys, get it together.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I know this dork has been discussed on the farms before, maybe not this thread, but this is where she belongs:

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Unmask and deadname from a previous thread:

Alternate FB:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555636971033

Hahaha

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I know this dork has been discussed on the farms before, maybe not this thread, but this is where she belongs:

Gotta leave to this obese mongo, that if I seen it anywhere else than pooner thread, nothing about her appearance would make me think ''wait, uncanny'' and give her a second look.
But is it really the price to pay for passing (at least on photo)?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Unmask and deadname from a previous thread:

There's something creepy about this family. Two daughters and one poons out completely and the other dresses pooner-lite-style (and brags about growing weed on a public Facebook). I have started to hate the word 'dapper'.

nothing about her appearance would make me think ''wait, uncanny'' and give her a second look.

Her grin does that for me. Everything else not so much, but the maniacal fake-happy rictus grin I've seen too many times on dangerously deranged women.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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The caption from Youtube:

In 2015, Marcus Grodi interviewed Cole Matson, a transgender man, without realizing it. After Matson came out publicly, EWTN scrubbed all traces of the episode from the internet.

Ouch.

There's something creepy about this family. Two daughters and one poons out completely and the other dresses pooner-lite-style (and brags about growing weed on a public Facebook). I have started to hate the word 'dapper'.

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Her grin does that for me. Everything else not so much, but the maniacal fake-happy rictus grin I've seen too many times on dangerously deranged women.

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Agreed on both counts. The ear-to-ear grin is a reliable pooner tell. It's distinct from the gape-mouthed soyboy grin, it's very feminine while soyboys are just effete.

And yeah something is way off with that family. They are clearly affluent, the mom is a doctor and the sister is dabbling in the kind of bs rich kids like to dabble in. But what on earth did they do to cause both girls to go this way?

 

[Fapcop]

LMAO!

I’m kinda tempted to sign up for this just to get some good laughs.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1jf1jqz/free_virtual_peerled_support_group_for_trans_men/

FIVE FOOT POONER CANT GET NO RESPECT!
But did get a knuckle sandwich:



In a comment a fellow lil’ dood gives some very masc advice! De-escalate, and politely look them in the eyes!



I’ll admit it: I have some begrudging respect for the Brazilian pooner who got her ass beat, and took it… Well, not like a man, but like a based lesbian I guess.

Hope she doesn’t listen to her retarded friend and gets her ass beat even more.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

LMAO!

I’m kinda tempted to sign up for this just to get some good laughs.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1jf1jqz/free_virtual_peerled_support_group_for_trans_men/

FIVE FOOT POONER CANT GET NO RESPECT!
But did get a knuckle sandwich:

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In a comment a fellow lil’ dood gives some very masc advice! De-escalate, and politely look them in the eyes!

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I’ll admit it: I have some begrudging respect for the Brazilian pooner who got her ass beat, and took it… Well, not like a man, but like a based lesbian I guess.

Hope she doesn’t listen to her retarded friend and gets her ass beat even more.

"It's odd that men are cat calling your friend when you are right there with her".

Is it odd, though? Search inside yourself and ponder on whether these men doing the catcalling know--either consciously or subconsciously--that a woman playing pretend is not, in fact, a man?

Shall it ever cease to amaze me that pooners can always reveal themselves to be so close to understanding but never grab the brass ring?

 

[Bloo]

The pooners‘ fashion sense in FTMFemininity is crazy. They all look like randomised sims.

 

[Fapcop]

"It's odd that men are cat calling your friend when you are right there with her".

Is it odd, though? Search inside yourself and ponder on whether these men doing the catcalling know--either consciously or subconsciously--that a woman playing pretend is not, in fact, a man?

Shall it ever cease to amaze me that pooners can always reveal themselves to be so close to understanding but never grab the brass ring?

NGL: When I read about the catcalling I was kinda hoping for a story (or preferably a video) of a five foot, fat little roided up RAGEPOONER going all: “DAFUG YOU SAY!?! SAY DAT TO MAH FACE!!!” With that weird little frog-voice.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The pooners‘ fashion sense in FTMFemininity is crazy. They all look like randomised sims.

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‘Make myself as ugly as possible, because negative attention is at least some attention’