Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Fat. Is this what passes for hot on this site now? How fat are you all? Fat bastards.

God you have to be desperate.
Eh, she's cute in a nerdy way. And in my experience girls like that tend to be really uninhibited in the sack. I'd totally hit it. She probably likes anal too.

Alex? Does your sister take it in the ass?
 
Why can't this nigger ever speak up? I always have to crank the volume knob way up just so I can hear him.
He's a weird, weak faggot. He is incapable of talking like a normal human. That is because he is a cowardly, reclusive pussy who hides in dark places. His brain is completely damaged. He can't talk like a normal person. He can't even talk in a way that a normal person could understand.

He's just a retard. An extremely dumb person who can't speak intelligibly. People with even normal intelligence can't understand what this gibbering fool is even trying to say. That's how dumb he is. He's dumb. Super dumb. Super mega dumb.

He should probably an hero.
 
Alex has made an actual Kill List. Doesn't that constitute as hate speech in his country (Canada)? (It's been deleted almost immediately.)

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  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
 
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Alex has made an actual Kill List. Doesn't that constitute as hate speech in his country? (If he updates this list, I'll keep it up to date here.)

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Kill List

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  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
I'm not an expert on Canadian laws, but yes.

Under Section 264.1, uttering threats. I'm gonna steal from lawyers here for context.

In Canada, it is against the law to intentionally threaten another person with causing their death or bodily harm. It is also against the law to threaten to cause damage to a person’s property or animals.

The Crown Attorney must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the accused conveyed or uttered a threat as mentioned above to any individual. The actual intended recipient of the threat does not need to be aware of the threat for a finding of guilt.

It must be remembered that it also does not matter if the threat would be impossible to carry out by the accused. The Crown will, however, have to prove that the accused knowingly made the threat and that he intended the threat to be taken seriously so as to cause a reaction of alarm or fear in the mind of the recipient. It doesn’t matter if the recipient didn’t know about the threat or was not intimidated by the threat. The Crown also does not have to prove that the accused intended to carry out the threat.

So BY MAKING THE LIST KNOWN IN THE HOPES OF CREATING FEAR, HE IS BY DEFINITION guilty. Even though it's impossible and he's a faggot with a sister I'd do.
 
New video.

00:00:01 I'm [ __ ] sick and tired of these [ __ ] trolls I I can't [ __ ] take it anymore I just can't [ __ ] take it anymore okay I just can't [ __ ] take it anymore it just [ __ ] with my mind how people used to be nice to me all a sudden just turn against me over this fabrication of my information I I'm sick and tired of this [ __ ] I can't take it it I can't contain myself any longer I I just can't I I'm seriously seriously going to [ __ ] admit myself to a [ __ ] cord cuz I can't [ __ ] take it anymore feel

00:00:42 like there's something wrong with me anyways I I just feel like there's something wrong I I'm [ __ ] done I [ __ ] done okay this one Anonymous I know you you told me to just an hero and stuff like that is this what you guys want is you want me to you want me to have a volitional visit to a psych well okay I I'll get I'll give you one I'll give you one okay enough just leave me alone leave me alone please just leave me alone I I can't I can't my mind is just racing too much I I just can't take it

00:01:25 anymore I just can't take it anymore is this what you really wanted is this what you wanted trolls is this what you really wanted cuz I I'll give you it okay I'll give you it I'll give you it especially to you axum I'll give you that in toi Sahara I'll give you that you know what [ __ ] it I'm done I'm [ __ ] done I'm done this is it

New Copypasta.

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I'm gonna admit myself to a psych ward okay. Is that what you trolls want. I had the deepest most painful wrist cuts I ever had and it really hurts. Maybe think about this before Bullying a highly anxious autistic adult. I took pictures of it and I will show it to my doctors when I voluntarily admit myself to a mental hospital. I know you trolls aren't gonna care because you're so fucking sick in the head.
 
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People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.

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I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.


Each cut represents these kiwis
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • AnOminous
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
  • CheesyBeavy
  • CallmeCicada
  • The Un-clit
  • Sparkletor 2.0
  • Catgirls Are Love
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • PaperRoads

I plan on doing this even further. This will never stop.


"Please don't. You are user treated with reverence.

Unlike Alex, we really hate that guy. He should take more pictures."

FUCK YOU rev=alternative!
 
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MELTDOWN HAPPENING. @Flaming_Barghast.

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I am cutting myself hard and I will tell the doctors about all these trolls who keep harassing me.

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"Remember alex, down the street, not across the road."

FUCK YOU FLAMING BARGHAST!

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FUCK ALL YOU TROLLS, YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOU FUCKING CUNTS! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT MORE, OK ILL DO IT MORE YOU NIGGERMONKEYBRAINED KIWIS.

YOU WILL ALL BE ON THE NEWS FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU!

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People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.

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I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.

Each cut represents these kiwis
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • AnOminous
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
  • CheesyBeavy
  • CallmeCicada
  • The Un-clit
  • Sparkletor 2.0
  • Catgirls Are Love
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • PaperRoads
Is this how 00s emo boy band singers felt like whenever their obsessed fangirls commited self-harm over them?
 
MELTDOWN HAPPENING. @Flaming_Barghast.

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I am cutting myself hard and I will tell the doctors about all these trolls who keep harassing me.

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"Remember alex, down the street, not across the road."

FUCK YOU FLAMING BARGHAST!

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FUCK ALL YOU TROLLS, YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOU FUCKING CUNTS! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT MORE, OK ILL DO IT MORE YOU NIGGERMONKEYBRAINED KIWIS.

YOU WILL ALL BE ON THE NEWS FOR THIS, ALL OF YOU!

HAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!

Also, my nigga, I've gotten cat scratches far deeper than that.
I've also dealt with someone who had a serious attempt.
Trust me, you don't have it in you. You're too attention seeking.
 
I'm in absolute disbelief that my thread where I wanted to debate MC SHART on topics of interest ended up the way it did.

If I was on vacation in Mexico right now, I'd say fuck the internet for a while and check out some Aztec ruins or something. Just saying.
 
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