Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Axiom.]

Ask if @Shlomo XL would make you a nice design Alex could carve.

He should get with Lainey tbh, they both have obsessions about carving Internet randoms into their skin.
Too bad though, she's a (surprisingly) natal woman that's over the age of 14, .

 

[Berserker Armor]

Imagine cutting yourself over someone who has the word sparkle in their name

Imagine cutting yourself over someone who’s username is a autistic man’s taint piercing
Have lurked in this thread for a minute. Not sure if it’s pathetic or funny but it’s a bit of both. Just. Imagine having breakdowns on your deviantart journals in 2025. 2010 behavior.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

You see, Alex has a particular fetish for underaged amputees.

Spoiler: Underaged amputee fetish NSFW

I leave for two months only to return mati by the latest community note, finding out this retarded bum was and is hands-down one of the biggest fags the soil has ever produced.

The fact that with kindness I drew a character of his along with my own, only to find out now that I inadvertently probably created some goon material, fills me with such visceral anger that I'm getting cold thinking up the words to describe it.

From the bottom of my heart, kill yourself you actual nigger, from what I've read in the OP we all know you're here reading all of this, I thought from our interactions you were just an eccentric schizo interested in languages, but now I hope your bones become gangrenous by next Thursday.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Out of solidarity to Alex's cause, I also cut myself for really real. Not even joking. Probably going to the hospital or the morgue.

YOU'RE WHITE?!

I really just wanted to make that joke. To make this post more on topic: Alex is a fat retarded attention seeking faggot. But his sister can get it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I leave for two months only to return mati by the latest community note, finding out this retarded bum was and is hands-down one of the biggest fags the soil has ever produced.

I haven't watched the podcast yet. Did Josh highlight Alex's thread on the podcast? Or am I misunderstanding your post.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I haven't watched the podcast yet. Did Josh highlight Alex's thread on the podcast? Or am I misunderstanding your post.

It's at the top of the latest community submissions, was looking around to see what I've missed, only to walk face-first into the post of him cutting himself like a fag.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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There is no mental health units in Mexico so I have to wait until I get back home. I can't be so cowardly anymore. Either institutions fail or I wasn't listening, or both.

New kind of list dropped, 'the good' and 'the worst' list.
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The good.

• Balanced Boomer
• Ultrapenguin
• Duke Nukem
• Schizoid Wife

The Bad

• Toji Suzuhara
• Sparkletor 2.0
• NaggotFigger
• Axiom.

The Worst

• Glowie
• rel=alternative
• IKOL
• Flaming Barghast

Hello, Lexxy…
Tao bán ruột của mày cho dân Trung rồi ha. Hi vọng mày không còn cơ hội mua gối ôm loli để đĩ trước mặt chị em bị sốc bởi thằng râu cứt với cặc li ti hơn cả lồn mẹ mày. Hưởng thụ ngày hạnh phúc không, ả quỷ xử đĩ chị gái và hút địt và cứt từ lồn may tới? Hi vọng là có, bởi vì tao sẽ tiếp tục trộm nhân vật của may ha.

 

[Glowie]

Ask if @Shlomo XL would make you a nice design Alex could carve.

If he isn't too busy too anti Zionist Jew for Israel and seek Asylum in Iran thing. Guy is so famous his name ended in Yiddish dictionary!

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There is no mental health units in Mexico so I have to wait until I get back home. I can't be so cowardly anymore. Either institutions fail or I wasn't listening, or both.

New kind of list dropped, 'the good' and 'the worst' list.
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This is advice wise.



The good.

• Balanced Boomer
• Ultrapenguin
• Duke Nukem
• Schizoid Wife

The Bad

• Toji Suzuhara
• Sparkletor 2.0
• NaggotFigger
• Axiom.

The Worst

• Glowie
• rel=alternative
• IKOL
• Flaming Barghast

What's weird is how he apparently likes @Schizoid Wife now, despite her being the thread OP, she went from 'harasser' to 'the good'.

I swear there's should be classic cartoon show "Alex and his rent free friends"

Treating poor Axiom like that, I hope that Alex enjoys prison like stalker child that he enjoys stalker child prison

 

[CallmeCicada]

If he isn't too Buddhist too anti Zionist Jew for Israel and seek Asylum in Iran thing. Guy is so famous his name ended in Yiddish dictionary!

Oy vey

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There is no mental health units in Mexico so I have to wait until I get back home. I can't be so cowardly anymore.

Yes. Quit being a coward, Alex. Do it. Think of all the armless neko boys who are waiting for you with open... Umm... Just do it, faggot.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What's weird is how he apparently likes @Schizoid Wife now, despite her being the thread OP, she went from 'harasser' to 'the good'.

I'll bet that is due in no small part to the female pfp.

When it comes to tards even if they know the user is a guy they'll thirst over a female avatar.

 

[DickMain]

New kind of list dropped, 'the good' and 'the worst' list.

@Schizoid Wife isn't going to fuck you, you delusional soybeard.

 

[invisibult plus+]

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People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.

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I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.


Each cut represents these kiwis

• Toji Suzuhara
• AnOminous
• Axiom.
• Nameless One
• CheesyBeavy
• CallmeCicada
• The Un-clit
• Sparkletor 2.0
• Catgirls Are Love
• Suburban Bastard
• Sperg Spectating
• PaperRoads

I plan on doing this even further. This will never stop.


"Please don't. You are user treated with reverence.

Unlike Alex, we really hate that guy. He should take more pictures."

FUCK YOU rev=alternative!

He’s going to waste the last week of his vacation pretending MySpace is still relevant, huh?

 

[Poonocchio]

#CutForKiwis

 

[Sperg Spectating]

New video.

Dude he's actually crying in this video, I don't know what's done him in to be this fucking mentally broken, but he's actually just fully cracked now. I still don't get why he's repeating the lie that we're spreading falsehoods. Alex, you admitted what you draw is loli/shota. You also admitted that you jacked off to it. You also have expressed beliefs that lolicons (which is what you are) are pedophiles. Connect the dots you fucking retard.

Nigger would rather hurt himself then tell his parents to take his phone away from him, pathetic.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

CUT DEEPER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
Coldnessinmyheart did it alot, deep and often, and lived...

Imagine being worse at something than some schizo emo girl.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I completely regret ever being nice to you and not bullying the fuck out of you.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Dude he's actually crying in this video

it's not the first either.

I completely regret ever being nice to you and not bullying the fuck out of you.

You can always start now.

 

[Silent Seeth]

 

[CallmeCicada]

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hmmm, raspberry.