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[Chub Rub]

The nostrils and ears caught my attention, but now I'm thinking it's a mask, the eyes, mouth, and neck don't look particularly real either...

It's a silicone female mask/torso, and much creepier than just filters.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

It's a silicone female mask/torso, and much creepier than just filters.

Seriously, it's pretty obviously a Buffalo Bill special. Maskers are a whole extra level of viscerally repulsive.

 

[米津玄師]

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I've seen quite a few like this.
I had to zoom in and look at the details carefully. Not to see if they were a woman vs man, but to see if they were a creep in a mask vs a creep with a filter overload!

I think I know why humans evolved to have Uncanny Valley reactions now.

 

[Otterly]

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Now that I've been able to bring myself to look much more closely at this freak, I'm actually not so sure that this isn't a creep in a mask.
The nostrils and ears caught my attention, but now I'm thinking it's a mask, the eyes, mouth, and neck don't look particularly real either...

It’s a mask. Look at the ears.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

Faceblindoids having to zoom in to recognise a T-600 rubber mask

 

[TismFarmer]

Faceblindoids having to zoom in to recognise a T-600 rubber mask

I admit to faceblind, but most of this particular problem is mobile-fag, plus old people eyes, combined with the fact that I wasn't looking for the difference between normal and a mask, I was looking for the difference between a mask and a face filtered past oblivion and into uncanny valley.

The filters especially creep me out almost as much as maskers, when it fails and they go from super creepy uncanny valley, to rough looking bloke with wrinkles and a scruffy beard, my laughter is as much from relief as mockery.

The maskers are just straight up serial killer. You can't convince me that 100% of maskers don't have a fantasy/plan to wear a real woman's skin.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Name a more masculine trait than "Put on whatever is the first thing you see (unless you're going somewhere that you need to dress nicely.)"

I did this recently and almost walked out of the house looking like I was wearing a uniform because my pants, shirts, and jacket were all blue.

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Imagine this thing with a blown-out nose-hole.

There's not anything wrong with nose piercings per se, but the fact that this is a pooner suggests that her goal is to make herself as unappealing to men as possible.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I'm not getting "scrub" here, I'm getting young guy who is honestly confused about how he is supposed to relate to his girlfriend with BPD who wants to pretend they are a yaoi couple.

There are plenty of clues in what she wrote:



He liked her for whatever reason when they met, but she's farther down the poon pipeline now and he's having to fight off visceral disgust. This is his cope, to try to hold onto the relationship in spite of her turning into a hairy thingbeast.

Late but:
I sympathize with any woman thinking "He doesn't want to satisfy her! He doesn't do anything nice for her! She may be a crazy pooner, but he's a bad boyfriend!"

....However:

Listen to the language of her post. I guarantee she's repeatedly instructing her boyfriend to "suck (her) dick." That's why he awkwardly said that he's not into "genitals," because surely he's been forbidden from calling hers anything but a cock or dick.

So he's with this increasingly hairy, roided out whiny chick who tells him how much she wants her "dick sucked" and presents him with her ungroomed mutant crotch.

He's too much of a coward to break up with her, plus, she keeps putting out. So he's just getting more and more disgusted and pushing her away and waiting for her to pull the trigger on breaking up. But when she gets all horned up, he shrugs and goes for it.

The only thing this guy is doing wrong is having zero self-respect. He should stop banging a troon and GTFO of there. But I don't think he's a true scrub at all

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner's like trannies will say anything to avoid the fact that they can never become their identity.

Spoiler: They'd rather be freaks than be a woman

I often see well-intentioned people use this phrase as a means to be inclusive, like calling me a female is somehow better than calling me a woman. But instead of making me feel more included, it feels like they're just pissing me in the face without meaning to.
I'm pretty sure those 'biological whatever' terms have a right-wing, transphobic origin and have been echoed so often that they have infected popular language around trans people, much like the 'transgenderism' thing. I hated them before, but this aspect ontop makes the whole shebang even more concerning to me, honestly.

It's also an interesting point in how they claim that testosterone changes their biology and at the same time still say men in dresses with dicks are women.
They'll never accept they can never be what they fetishize.

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[Metal Slime 20x6]

I just love stories like this. Each “casual misgendering” forcing them to confront their delusions. Of course, most of the time, they just bury their heads in the sand even deeper, but they can’t keep that up forever, right??

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Yesterday I got misgendered - twice - by a first year graduate student in my department. In front of our mutual thesis advisor and the transmasc member of my cohort. Called him out and corrected him. Got a mumbled "sorry". I defused the situation.

I've only been mentoring him since August.......

Spent the rest of the day not being fine. Angry and hurt and sick, and that lying bitch dysphoria was screaming at me.

By the time I got home, my eyes were red from crying, my throat hurt from the sobbing, I had a headache, and all I wanted to do is hide and try and remind myself that, before that seminar, I could see the woman in the mirror.

After 45 minutes in the microscopic bathtub that graces this apartment, filled with water that may have been a little (okay, a lottle) too hot, and scented with the finest bath bombs from the local Fred Meyers, I felt much better.

What shook me so much was the casualness of it, and the confusion. The fact it supposedly "just slipped out". He has heard other students and the professors call me "she" and "her".

Unlike my cohort, he never know who I had been. And yet he seemed genuinely confused by my correction.

I'm a big girl, and I can defend myself. And so I did. I do not know if this was malice or ignorance or just not thinking.

In a way, I could have dealt with malice better, because I could just dismiss that person as not being worth my time or effort.

But it matters not. Nor shall I give him a second chance if it happens again.

At least now I can see the woman in the mirror again.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

He's too much of a coward to break up with her, plus, she keeps putting out.

Unless it's her BPD troon delusion, his friends approve of the relationship and he may not have anyone to validate the disgust and shame he feels from being with her. Support from friends would be a necessity for a clearly autistic man in an environment where accusations or transphobia - or whatever else a bipolar, roided out pooner can think of - can destroy his life.

 

[The Poopsmith]

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I've seen quite a few like this.
I had to zoom in and look at the details carefully. Not to see if they were a woman vs man, but to see if they were a creep in a mask vs a creep with a filter overload!

 

[fitty tucker]

I'm pretty sure those 'biological whatever' terms have a right-wing, transphobic origin

Scientific. The word you're looking for is 'scientific.'

Reality is transphobic, kys.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

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Looks cis! Amazing results hon, I am in awe. TOTAL gender envy.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon reports one of his life's small triumphs, but I am calling it a L.

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OMG I know it wasn't intentional but a random man miss-ed me this morning at the grocery store!

He was behind me and I was wearing this large pink hoodie that hid my (quite manly, sadly) figure and had my hair in a ponytail.
As soon as I turned around he saw my face and corrected himself but it was SO euphoric and I can't stop smiling.
I kinda feel like only going out wearing pink after this, lol

 

[Chris Konon]

Pooner's like trannies will say anything to avoid the fact that they can never become their identity.

The commenter says that people use "biological" because they are anxious that gender terms are so arbitrary.
lol, what a delusion! People use that to convey exactly the male / female concept as is understood by everyone including troons, who seethe about it, because they can't do "le eppic redditor akshually gender is a social concept" then.

They hate this term, because when troons try to do the mental gymnastics explaining to normies that trans women are actually biological women, it's not palatable, and normies are weirded out by their pathetic copes.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A fetishist learns the consequences of chasing the rabbit too far down the hole.
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Transitioning gave me life, and now I'm left with nothing.​

When I transitioned, it was the best day of my life. I thought I had finally become who I am. I felt like I could stop pretending. My wife at the time was supportive, i had her, my daughter, our life, our home. Eventually she left me for someone who was what I used to be. I was cheated on and all of a sudden left. She took my daughter. She took everything. I tried to continue to live, but couldn't get a job. I met my current partner, and she took me in. My mental health is so bad, she doesn't want me anymore. She has her kids, her family, and I have nothing. I have NOTHING. No family, not my daughter. Nothing. I'm now homeless, no car, no job. No resources for people like us. I cant live anymore, because I don't have a life to live. I'm just done.

A deceptive little post-op MTF can't figure out why it is that, despite lying blatantly to men's faces, long-term companionship eludes them.
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Struggling dating as Post Op​

Venting: Post op since 2023. Had tons of dates since then. Maybe more than 200? Lol Even dated guys for few months. Always Stealth. However I felt that few guys were suspicious and didn’t want to progress things because they were afraid I could be trans woman’. They never said anything to me. That was just my feeling. I could be wrong.
Anyway I met a guy from my work. We have a lot of chemistry. We went on a date and it was great. After the date he seemed even more interested. However after few days he changed. I reached out to him and he said he didn’t feel it and only wanna be friends because he likes me. He clocked me or not? Who knows! I didn’t feel any clocking or suspicious attitude from him at all. Cis women are rejected all the time too but this was enough to make me stop dating and focus on myself. I wanna get hotter, slim and healthy! then I can think about dating again. Of course I still consider dating stealthy way way way better than as trans woman so I plan to continue.
It’s a curse being a straight trans woman!

Another one filed away in "it's only okay when I do it": a troon feels mislead when the homosexually inclined lad he meets at the club is more... limp-wristed than advertised.
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So I finally got a hook up again but it was extremely bad​

Yesterday I went spontaneously into a club with friends. There was a guy who was friends with one of my friends. I talked with this guy while he gave me signals that he's interested in my. When he went away my best friend was like "sis he's gay" but turns out he likes women, he's got a girlfriend but he's poly. So we kept talking the night and dancing together. So on the dance floor the guy asked me if he could hug me, then we hugged and started to get touchy with each other and then making out. At the next dance break I asked him if I noticed that I'm trans and he said yes (the last times I hit it off with someone they always didn't notice). So I'm told him my taboos so he couldn't ask me to top him or something like that. We spent the rest of the night dancing and making out. He was so touchy and kinda dominant on the dance floor. He also said that he's kinky And even though I'm pretty vanilla I hoped at least he could dominate me lmao. We went to my place, cuddling the entire bus ride.
At my place he suddenly said that he's not into penetration but he could try. Wait what, why wouldn't he tell me that earlier? Because of my dysphoria pretty much the only thing I can do to feel pleasure is being penetrated. I still prepared myself and when I came back I realized that he was a lot smaller than expected. I mean doesn't matter that much because size is not everything of course. But I noticed that he can hardly keep an erection. Was it because he wasn't into me or because he's just like that? His body was completely shaved and he wasn't dominant at all. Like I had to take the lead because he wouldn't lead me which is kinda me. He was moaning the entire time which is fine but idk that's just not my thing. At least I made him enjoy himself lmao. So I sucked him off and then tried to cowgirl but he wasn't stiff enough to hold. Then I spend like 20 to 30 minutes trying to get him to finish with my hand. He would always say how good it feels but never finished, my hands started to hurt lmao. I had to stop because my hand would hurt and then I just brought some dildos he should use on me. That was nice but I still had to finish myself because he had a weird way of using them. Yeah after that it was over for me and I just wanted to sleep.
While he said it was very nice for him he also saw that it was disappointing for me. I mean I don't know I don't want to judge him or the stuff he does. He's just clearly not compatible with me and my needs. I love dominant, masculine guys in bed and he just wasn't someone like that. Tbh it is a bit disappointing that he would tell me the stuff about penetration just before we started while I tried to communicate my boundaries as soon as possible. At least he didn't touch my no no zone. I don't know if he may be a twink, Femboy,bottom or something like this and I don't have to know. It's kinda funny that this happened but meh it was better than the people who didn't respect my dysphoria

 

[Chickenpolar]

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Maybe you shouldn't be calling them "Titty Skittles"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Maybe you shouldn't be calling them "Titty Skittles"

No one else- other than addicts who intentionally abuse substances like Adderall or benzos or opiates- is intentionally becoming dependent on a drug. The analogy is so idiotic it should be called out every time they attempt to deploy it.

People who are dependent on insulin are largely either type one diabetics (genetic misfortune) or people who lost their pancreas to some other illness (general bad luck.)

People who are dependent on expensive immune modulating drugs have a confirmed autoimmune illness (bad luck).

People who are dependent on antipsychotics for something like schizophrenia have the alternative of "take the meds that work and maybe hold down a simple job" vs "be a suicidal street person."

None of these people had the choice of "I could cut off a body part that works just fine and then just take drugs instead because it's more fun." Only troons.

 

[Jesters]

Troon reports one of his life's small triumphs, but I am calling it a L.
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Note to self, refer to trannies as "miss" when I approach them from behind, then go "Oh, sorry, thought you were a woman" when I get to their front.

Thread tax. My favorite thing is the sheer smugness of "these people don't understand nature." You may be a clown, but you are not a clownfish. You are not a creature that biologically can change itself from one sex to another as needed to continue the natural cycle. You will never live in the cool sea anemone. You will not filter water through gills. You are a mammal. You Will Never Be A Clownfish.