Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Pooner documents their metamorphosis
Lmao at her choice to use Evanescence for her exercise transformation video. Eye like the Tiger and Lose yourself be damned, there's nothing like a woman's high pitched voice to match a manly inspirational workout video. These pooners will find any means to express their womanliness.
 
More than one way to interpret the L, yet it remains an L. :christine:
Indeed! :lit:

(I see now that I typed "convince" instead of "convenience", plus many grammatical mistakes in the whole post aaaargh)

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Imagine having to clean piss off yourself because you tried to piss while standing up as a woman.
I wish someone stop this retarded women/teenage girl from taking testosterone. She will never grow a penis, at most she will have something that somewhat resembles micro-penis, this is not like an actual penis in the slightest, she still won't be able to pee standing up like one can with an actual penis, she won't have a bulge. She will not be happy with this. She will end up wanting "bottom surgery". She should treat her body issues now before she ruins her body and makes some irreversible damage to it. But that's not going to happen, is it. She will fuck her body and health. Sad.

KEEP MISGENDERING FELLOW SHITLORDS! (And TERFs!)
I still maintain that like 99% of "misgendering" are accidental. People just see your sex so they use pronouns, etc. accordingly. People who know you and "respect" your so-called gender identity get confused sometimes, people who don't know you don't know what the hell you feel (or whatever) you are because they can't read minds. Especially if you haven't done any surgeries and in the case of females, haven't taken testosterone too. Sorry dood, but wearing sweatpants and t-shirt and having a short-ish haircut ("presenting masc") means shit all since people can recognize easily you are a female and it has been considered okay for women to wear "men's cloths" ages ago. Having a frog voice and a bit of fuzz on your face doesn't make you look like a man either, just a woman with strange voice who doesn't wax her mustache. Sorry hon, you still look like a man despite wearing a dress, putting on lipstick and growing moobs. In fact, no matter what you do you will probably never actually look like a woman and people will constantly "misgender" you, even if they "correct" themselves a second later.

In short, most of them are bound to get "misgendered" no matter what. We don't need to do on purpose because it will happen anyway. A constant, almost certain L.

Pooner documents their metamorphosis
Could have gone to the gym without pooning.
 
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I bet when she is walking trough the streets she is looking at all the men and thinking about how she could get away with killing them and cutting their dicks off.
 
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Besides that below is pretty obviously fetishized thinking and grooming behavior—

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that T blockers + E = osteoporosis in men? A lot of castrated troons become hunchbacks for a reason.

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One of the commenters claimed that he would’ve loved this even if he hadn’t trooned out, because he started masturbating as a teen to reduce the chance of wet dreams during puberty. (Which sounds like peak teenage boy logic)

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He had his second HRT anniversary last month. Celebrated this milestone by eating delivered pizza alone, all while lamenting that hormones (and transition) didn’t magically solve all his problems for him

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KEEP MISGENDERING FELLOW SHITLORDS! (And TERFs!)
Every now and then, it breaks through the crazy.

Case in point:

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Boom… There it is. The realization that “they see me as an ugly woman, instead of a feminine man”.

One down, plenty of pooners to go!

Of course, one of the crabs literally CAN NOT and tries to pull her back down into the bucket.

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>Wall of text about how she regrets going on hormores
>"Just to be clear, I don't regret hormones!!!"
Makes my blood boil when troonies blame their parents for "letting" them transition. She definitely threw a cluster B fit and threatened suicide or running away if she didn't get her way, effectively blackmailing her mom.
Also it's very telling how it's always the mother they complain about, never the father. It's part of the demand for perfection that falls on women I think. Dad can be a chud, it's just a man thing, but mom, a woman, has to make all the right decisions and say all the right things because women can never make mistakes. If she makes mistakes, she's a bad quality woman and deserves to be punished for it.
Another thing that probably made the mom cave and allow her to transition is governmental and social pressure. Everywhere you look, there's troon flags, troons talking about being heckin valid, handmaidens and general orbiters shouting twans wights, and the govt. actively endorsing troon shit - it's enough to make you think maybe you're the one who's in the wrong, maybe you're the evil one. And worst of all, maybe the government will meddle and force her to let her destroy herself.
Being a mom fucking sucks, it seems. Everyone has something to say about how you raise your kids, you're never in the right, and everything is always your fault.
 
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Imagine having to clean piss off yourself because you tried to piss while standing up as a woman.
Feel better little pooner. Morning wood and/or that stray hair that magically lays right across the urethra opening cause real mans to piss all over too. You're totally legit n shit.
 
Surgery contraindicated, because ... 8)
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Reddit -- Archive
The key quote is the opening paragraph.
Clarification -- He's talking about FFS not the chop.
The doctor said that because I am homeless, I can only recover on the street, so they don't want to do surgery. If that is not the case, can I have surgery? The department of managed health care told me that I can submit the letter and do the surgery.

Recently, my Primary care provider told me that the LA General's Act Clinic and the LA General do not like me and want me to get out of there. PCP said Dr. Gardner is the person who handles the program, and they assigned her to work with me to see how to kick me out. Yesterday, I told the nurse there that CVS pointed to my breast and kicked me out, so I have to take the transgender medication at the hospital. She refused and told me that she called the CVS after. I felt she wanted to prove I was kicked out of the CVS, not because of the breast, but she thought I did something bad.

I don't have to take it at the LA General, and I saw the UCLA Health FFS Surgery video. It looks like Dr. Lee is a great doctor, but the wait time is like 5 or more years. Doctor Gardner wants me to leave and go to other places like UCLA Harbor, and I am not sure whether they are good or not. For LA General, I heard they just use the students from USC Keck rather than providing a regular health service.

I don't want to take the FFS surgery in my mid-age. But I heard after those incidents and those and those, the nurse told me I was removed from the surgery waiting list because I am homeless.

Recently, I reported the surgery issue to the USC and the issue related to the sexual assault case to USC. I was thinking it is possible to get the FFS Surgery from the USC or not. I remember Dr. Garnder told me everyone does not care about the patient, but just works for the insurance.
Lots of real talk in the comments.
Samples:
Many surgeons won't perform surgery if you don't have a way to care for yourself post-op. This is for your safety
If you don’t have a safe place to recovery after surgery, then the chances of you dying on the street increase tenfold. So I don’t necessarily blame them not wanting to perform the surgery, and I myself wouldn’t reccomend doing so until you at least have a stable living condition.
FFS is an unbelievably intense recovery, your doctor is right. it wouldn't be even remotely safe for you
You’re not going to be able to recover properly from surgery on the street. They’re doing you a favor.
Checking his profile I find lots of posts about being homeless, but no selfies.

He's in LA, which is supposedly homeless friendly (to the extent that's a thing), but lots of complaints about the authorities tasked with dealing with the homeless.

Where does a homeless person post on Reddit? Public library? Maybe the shelter?
Or does he have a smart phone? Who pays the bill?

Lots of questions that possibly have amusing answers
 
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Poonerism and uncontrollable penis envy OCD. Many such cases.
Of course, one of the crabs literally CAN NOT and tries to pull her back down into the bucket.
Which explains the birth of the "non binary trans man/non binary trans masc". If FTM is not working for you, you don't have to be a binary trans man! Go NB! You're still valid! No FOMO for these gals, they can just tweak their "identities" a bit to stay in the game and keep their LGBTQ status.
Pooner documents their metamorphosis
She almost hit the wall. But sunk cost phallacy kicked in and she recommitted and doubled down into becoming Super Gym Rat. It's sad that her admirable self discipline is being used for her self destruction. And that she just postponed the inevitable with more costs later.
These poor kids. Through no fault of their own they believe that for every icky and alarming bodily predicament there's a magic pill that'll correct it. That's how it's done. And there's yet another magic pill that'll correct the side effects from the first one too. Everybody knows.
 
Besides that below is pretty obviously fetishized thinking and grooming behavior—

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that T blockers + E = osteoporosis in men? A lot of castrated troons become hunchbacks for a reason.

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One of the commenters claimed that he would’ve loved this even if he hadn’t trooned out, because he started masturbating as a teen to reduce the chance of wet dreams during puberty. (Which sounds like peak teenage boy logic)

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He had his second HRT anniversary last month. Celebrated this milestone by eating delivered pizza alone, all while lamenting that hormones (and transition) didn’t magically solve all his problems for him

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Ffs man, can’t think of anything more pathetic than some lanky brick troon “celebrating” his HRT anniversary by ordering shitty takeout pizza, and trying to interest the delivery guy in his life story.

“I used to be a man you know!”

“Eh… Fascinating I couldn’t tell! Anyways, that’ll be 18,95!”

Which explains the birth of the "non binary trans man/non binary trans masc".
I didn’t even know that was a thing. My brain must just have blanked on that kind of retardation.
 
I got bored one day and decided to join a "transfem exclusive Discord server".
They had a shitty verification process where you had to fill out questions to even be allowed in, which I somehow got through solely using ChatGPT for the answers
It's a gold mine. There's dozens of Ls daily. Of different categories too, all in one. I don't see Discord Ls often so I thought I'd share some highlights:
There's a "#vent" channel which is full of suicidal troons seeking for attention from their fellow tranny bretheren, usually to no avail.

Behold, a troon that ruined his entire fucking life and future because of a Discord e-girl:
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Incredibly based 8-Ball moment
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This "Melani" user is 13 years old. 13. Already trooning out online and contemplating the rope

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Moving onto the other Ls: "#teasing" channel
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Now you might be wondering, how do these True & Honest Women look like?
The #selfies channel got you.
Our beloved MamaFox and Auralynn from before:
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Imagine going out to play poker and having a fucking tranny in front of you all night

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In case you thought it couldn't get worse:
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Great find. :christine:
I look forward to many L’s! Gotta search for a pooner discord myself and grill with the bois!

Well, they have an entire subreddit (r/ftmpunished) devoted to their very masculine fetishes: misgendering, forced fem, detrans, breeding, free use, rape...

So, ya, I would say it's pretty common amongest their population.
Thing is… You can never be quite sure if they’re actually pooners or trannies.

Since they have no problems with outright lying about what they are (“I was born a trans woman, trans women are women, hence I’m a AFAB!”) I’ve often found that the most correct way to gender them, outside of a pic, is the language and writing style.
 
This "Melani" user is 13 years old. 13. Already trooning out online and contemplating the rope

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Moving onto the other Ls: "#teasing" channel
Why the hell are thirteen-year-olds allowed in this discord in the first place? That's bad enough, but then there's a "teasing" channel where someone has the name "Bottom Bitch." And then you link to an 18+ channel in that discord, implying that the teasing channel is not age restricted.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
 
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