Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Sperg Spectating]

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Very. Now I need a picture of Banana.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's to pour water on her while bathing, no? Should I feel more self conscious about having one

Yes, true gigchads assert their dominance by having messy, unwashed hair

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Very. Now I need a picture of Banana.

banana

 

[clara red bottoms]

Very. Now I need a picture of Banana.

Cat posting hours.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Maybe it's just 4D chess and she used her mad editing skills (took one week to render), and combined with AI generation to make us think it's her bathtub... signs aren't looking good Zoey...

i do not do any of that
my bathtub is real life and not an Ai generation

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

my bathtub is real life and not an Ai generation

Random.txt worthy.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

banana
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Silly, that’s a cat not a banana

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Silly, that’s a cat not a banana

her name is banana

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

her name is banana

Do you have all the legal documentation to prove this?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Do you have all the legal documentation to prove this?

why do i need legal papers for a cat

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Random.txt worthy.

Anywhere from 30-60% of her quotes are random.txt worthy, she pops them out like it's nothing.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

why do i need legal papers for a cat

Vet bills like vaccination ect ect

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Anywhere from 30-60% of her quotes are random.txt worthy, she pops them out like it's nothing.

I remember that earlier ITT somebody said that she was a random.txt machine, to very this day, they weren't wrong

 

[Sperg Spectating]

why do i need legal papers for a cat

Did you not adopt your cat? Did you steal it off the street???

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Did you not adopt your cat? Did you steal it off the street???

she was in a box outside of a publix

 

[Sperg Spectating]

she was in a box outside of a publix

Yeah, this makes sense.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

why do i need legal papers for a cat

Feline copyright law is a serious matter. If you're gonna claim that this cat of yours is allegedly named, "Bannana", or any derivative of you will have to prove to this website it is actually named accordingly. Bannana is a very popular name. Any sort of adoption or veterinary record will suffice.

Failure to due so will only result in harsher ridicule, and a steep financial penalty for failure to prove this matter as a fact. My lawyers will be expecting documentation by no later Friday evening.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Feline copyright law is a serious matter. If you're gonna claim that this cat of yours is allegedly named, "Bannana", or any derivative of you will have to prove to this website it is actually named accordingly. Bannana is a very popular name. Any sort of adoption or veterinary record will suffice.

Failure to due so will only result in harsher ridicule, and a steep financial penalty for failure to prove this matter as a fact. My lawyers will be expecting documentation by no later Friday evening.

cats do NOT have copyright laws
stop lying
now

 

[clara red bottoms]

she was in a box outside of a publix

 

[Schizoid Wife]

So wait... you know how children who grew up in abusive households tend to be more mature mentally? Does she mean by that?

It can also appear the other way, and Zoey is a textbook example of this. She was obviously neglected given how she was already a terminally online lolcow at 12 years old and dropped out of middle school (mind you, dropping out before 18 legally requires a parent to sign off on it), and both of her parents dated a felon. Even right now she's showing us that she is much less mature than the average 19 year old.