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[Sean Andalou]

Uh oh. Splitters.

Reddit -- Archive

I've had people call me a coward and taking up space for "real" trans people (binary trans). That I'm not actually trans because I'm not on HRT (yet, but they don't know that I'm planning to) and that non-binary means you have no gender and are confused, conflating agender/androgeny with the non-binary label as a whole.

Transphobes are easier to brush off but dealing with people like this feels impossible because I'm transitioning into a gender they don't believe exists. I get so mad and feel so gaslit by these types of comments. I was wondering if any of you have had similar experiences

Edited to add:
Someone sabotaged archive.today to punish Russia, but ghostarchive.org works for Reddit again.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

When you want to shave your face but you have nothing to shave:

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

When you want to shave your face but you have nothing to shave:
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Look at all those "manly" tattoos as well.

 

[Vampirella]

Look at all those "manly" tattoos as well.

And Womanly hips too.

 

[Sooty Soot]

When you want to shave your face but you have nothing to shave:

Completely offtopic sperging but I have a primal urge to share this; I never realized how sharp razors were, case and point I was shaving the other day and shoved my finger in to dislodge some stuck hair and I cut my finger pretty bad.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Completely offtopic sperging but I have a primal urge to share this; I never realized how sharp razors were, case and point I was shaving the other day and shoved my finger in to dislodge some stuck hair and I cut my finger pretty bad.

>sticks finger in razor
>cuts finger due to aforementioned razor
>"ow"

 

[S.C Malthus]

Completely offtopic sperging but I have a primal urge to share this; I never realized how sharp razors were, case and point I was shaving the other day and shoved my finger in to dislodge some stuck hair and I cut my finger pretty bad.

I hope you've learned a valuable lesson that pooner never will, because it has no hair to dislodge.

 

[Revolved]

Lots of real talk in the comments.

This is the one that stood out to me, even among all the craziness:

stanford gender clinic is doing my ffs and grs this year paid for by medi-cal and i’m homeless

What the fuck? I apologize if this was common knowledge but holy shit. I didn't know that California was castrating and feminizing the homeless for free. Is this a thing in other wacko utopias? Taxpayers actually fund this? Who looks at a homeless dude and thinks the solution is lop off his dick try to doll him up? There's no fucking bottom with these psychos. Honestly flabbergasted.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Who looks at a homeless dude and thinks the solution is lop off his dick try to doll him up?

It's California

 

[batteredpancakes]

stupidstories a.k.a sharkboy was also homeless when he got SRS.

 

[Fapcop]

Uh oh. Splitters.
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Reddit -- Archive


Edited to add:
Someone sabotaged archive.today to punish Russia, but ghostarchive.org works for Reddit again.

You really can tell that they’re all autists just by the way they sperg passionately about their particular little field of trannydom.

They sound just like SW spergs or Warhammerautists, just replace all the tranny words with keywords from some other subculture.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is the one that stood out to me, even among all the craziness:

What the fuck? I apologize if this was common knowledge but holy shit. I didn't know that California was castrating and feminizing the homeless for free. Is this a thing in other wacko utopias? Taxpayers actually fund this? Who looks at a homeless dude and thinks the solution is lop off his dick try to doll him up? There's no fucking bottom with these psychos. Honestly flabbergasted.

Thanks to Obamabiden rules, Medicaid pays for gender procedures across the nation. Only a handful of states like Idaho have moved to exclude it.

 

[Syikeblade]

It's about control when it comes to pronouns

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Some zoomer speechwriter got Trump to say that one greentext.

 

[Otterly]

I didnt get surgery, so im not sure why you keep saying that.
Not every looksmaxx requires surgery

You’re already on the path, mate. If you’re the human equivalent of a budgie pecking the mirror of the internet for ‘who’s a pretty boy then?’ Updoots, you are already one foot on the slippery slope that ends up in spinny dresses and a ‘ditch. The potent combination of narcissism, need for internet validation, and coom based behaviours is what’s used to train men into trannyism. It’s a direct pipeline.
You’re already halfway there. Do come and tell us how it goes.

 

[Cake Point]

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It's about control when it comes to pronouns

The world doesn't revolve around you, ya fucking retard

 

[Sean Andalou]

It's about control when it comes to pronouns

Let's see if I'm getting this --

Tells everybody she is they/them.
Everybody uses they/them for her (at least when she is around).
Perceives insincerity in it.
Pissed off by the insincerity.

Have I got that right without adding any spin?

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Side note: FWIW, archive.today working again.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Completely offtopic sperging but I have a primal urge to share this; I never realized how sharp razors were, case and point I was shaving the other day and shoved my finger in to dislodge some stuck hair and I cut my finger pretty bad.

"This is an adult website. Minors must discontinue accessing this site."

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Completely offtopic sperging but I have a primal urge to share this; I never realized how sharp razors were, case and point I was shaving the other day and shoved my finger in to dislodge some stuck hair and I cut my finger pretty bad.

Razor's sharp. Who knew?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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It's about control when it comes to pronouns

What does "please use both" even mean? Is she expecting everyone to say "He-they is a fucking retard" or "I'd bully the fuck out of him-them if I met them in person" every single time, or is it that we are supposed to very carefully and deliberately alternate between the two?

The trouble with this choose-your-own-adventure pronoun nonsense is that it means different things to different idiots and unless they explain to everyone they meet exactly how they expect us all to kowtow we aren't going to know. And frankly anyone explaining to me how they want me to pronoun them is going to get mirthfully misgendered right off the bat anyway, so...