Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[King Dead]

26Mar#02
Cope dope.

Let's archive the post I highlighted in yellow to see if his prophecy comes true.

So yeah, funny story about the box office. Sure, Disney might have had a good run last year, but that's not the whole picture.

Let's take a look at the past few years, skipping 2020 because that's the coof year. Here's 2021, 2022, and 2023. In brief:

• In 2021, Disney had a whopping single movie in the top 10, with Shang-Chi all the way down at number 9. (Spider-Man doesn't count because it's produced by Sony primarily.) There were still coof aftereffects, admittedly, so take those numbers with a slight grain of salt.
• In 2022, Disney had four movies in the top 10: Avatar 2 (#1), Doctor Strange 2 (#4), Black Panther 2 (#6), and Thor 4 (number eight). However, outside of Avatar's ridiculous box office take (it still baffles me anyone was actually interested in another of those), the other movies certainly didn't quite live up to Disney's expectations. None of them crossed the billion-dollar mark, and considering the huge budgets and marketing for Marvel movies, they likely weren't as profitable as they wanted.
• In 2023, Disney once again had only a single movie in the top 10, GotG 3 at number 4. Once again, it didn't pass a billion. This was a year where Disney had a lot of movies released, and many of them were utter flops. Ant-Man 3, The Little Mermaid, Indiana Jones 5, The Marvels, and Wish ranged from below expectations to dead in the water. Hell, it was a year where the top three movies were Barbie, the Mario movie, and Oppenheimer.

So yes, Disney had a good year last year, but you'll notice that the big reason why is because they bothered to give audiences what they wanted. Inside Out was one of the last decent Pixar movies, and the sequel proved more of the same. Deadpool and Wolverine was a long-awaited sequel that people weren't even sure would happen, as well as the only Marvel movie all year. Moana 2...honestly I can't explain this one, I guess people really liked the first one enough? Hell, even Mufasa did okay, which again is inexplicable to me (you'd think the uncanny valley animals would put people off, but whatever), although it didn't live up to the 2019 movie.

Bob is basically arguing that the YouTube ragebait grifters are stupid because Disney is too big to fail, and people will still go see Snow White because it's Disney and that's just what you're supposed to do. Thing is, Snow White is a lot like the 2023 flopbusters: a lot of controversy surrounding a movie nobody wanted. I do not think it's going to have a successful run, and theaters are likely going to try and shove it out the door as soon as possible.

26Mar#03
Frow zew to dew

People make fun of you for the Mountain Dew chicken not because you used soda in a recipe, but because it looked like dry, overbaked trash. You're so stupid.

26Mar#05

Get a job fatass.

Now, honestly, I don't think Bob could ever truly have managed to hit great success on YouTube in the long run. He's an unfunny and uninteresting sperg who only got anywhere by being a big (lolfat) fish in a small pond when the idea of being an online film critic was new. He's been coasting on what little momentum he got back then for fifteen years.

However, if he had put in some more effort, maybe he would be in a better place now and not up to his eyeballs in debt. Neglecting his personal channel while he kept chasing film critic jobs at established websites only hurt his position in the algorithm, and by the time he realized he'd have to actually use it again, it was already too late. He would never be a huge channel, but he could at least be somewhat comfortable.

Put another way: the reason the RLM boys don't have to do ad reads for their videos is because they put in the work to build a channel that their fans would gladly financially support. Bob has a tiny audience that is clearly not growing. He's long past the point he should have given up, yet he keeps toiling away at his garbage channel, hoping that someone will finally notice him and give him his big break in Hollywood.

(And honestly, it's just stupid that this fatass gets $32k/year (before Patreon's cut and taxes) for producing this dreck. With most of his living expenses likely taken care of, he should be covered easily.)

26Mar#16

Good on them for bringing back Game Informer, I suppose, although it's hard to say if they'll make it work in the long run since the market for a print gaming magazine is pretty limited at this point.

Meanwhile, it's been over twelve years since the last Nintendo Power issue. The market for console manufacturer-specific magazines is even more limited than a generalist one. It's not coming back, Bob. Get over it.

26Mar#18

I thought the comic is about injured sportsball players becoming commentators? Why is Bobby taking it literally?

Because he's an autistic retard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

never mind G1 Megatron, he's full-on leaning into G1 Galvatron. Post TFTM.

Post movie Galvatron was so goofy tbh. Unlike Bob he at least had a certain charm to him. Insane but funny. Bob is just insane.

26Mar#03
Frow zew to dew

Bob just because Mountain Dew has chicken recipies doesn't mean it's *good*. They are a food company. Recipe books is what they do.

26Mar#17

Bob once again proving his emotional maturity is like his game taste: stuck in the 90s. You could have at least used Game Boy Color images to compare to modern portable consoles Bob, not the crusty black and white models

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

26Mar#05

Get a job fatass.

"Wanna pay me some money to only produce stuff you personally approve of?" Yeah that's called Patreon you stupid dumbass. It's drying up because you have spent years re-releasing videos you did a decade ago. RLM doesn't need to do ad reads because they don't tell half of their viewers that they world, and themselves personally, would be better if they were dead and they make new content that people want to watch so, yeah, good for them at treating their business like a business.

You also don't have a family. You live with your mother. If there was something bad happening with her and you were her savior then we would've heard about it from your idiot Lesser Brother. Thankfully we have nice pictures of her and the kids in his yard so we can safely assume that everything's hunky dory.

I don't begrudge someone doing ad reads. Hell, even Jontron's been doing them for years. I'm just really annoyed that Bob is so offended that someone points out his ad reading because "Oh woe is me" when his dumbass should've been capitalizing on this FUCKING YEARS AGO. Jim Sterling got away with no ad reads because he made crowd funding his line in the sand, he did it at the right time, and made new and relevant content every single week. Bob can't even do that anymore which is why he has to read VPN ads and gets light push back for it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't begrudge someone doing ad reads. Hell, even Jontron's been doing them for years. I'm just really annoyed that Bob is so offended that someone points out his ad reading because "Oh woe is me" when his dumbass should've been capitalizing on this FUCKING YEARS AGO. Jim Sterling got away with no ad reads because he made crowd funding his line in the sand, he did it at the right time, and made new and relevant content every single week. Bob can't even do that anymore which is why he has to read VPN ads and gets light push back for it.

Ad reads can at least be skipped over if you're really bothered by them. And it's better than just going broke. Company pays you to shill Raycons, you get paid, it's a tale as old as advertising itself. Bob's stubbornness is why he didn't start doing it earlier

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So a movie that no one wanted featuring an obnoxious brat and a woman who can’t act for shit bombs right out of the gate? Imagine my shock.

Also, I’m surprised Bob is shilling Snow White given it has the same director of the Amazing Spider Man movies (Marc Webb).

 

[TowinKarz]

Ad reads can at least be skipped over if you're really bothered by them. And it's better than just going broke. Company pays you to shill Raycons, you get paid, it's a tale as old as advertising itself. Bob's stubbornness is why he didn't start doing it earlier

And ever since YouTube added that feature that shows where most people are starting the vid? It's obvious where the read ends. Just pull your cursor ahead a bit, left click on that little hump, and resume.

This is not one of the labors of Hercules.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And ever since YouTube added that feature that shows where most people are starting the vid? It's obvious where the read ends. Just pull your cursor ahead a bit, left click on that little hump, and resume.

This is not one of the labors of Hercules.

I prefer doing that than getting hit by 20 midrolls. It's a decent system for really everyone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And ever since YouTube added that feature that shows where most people are starting the vid? It's obvious where the read ends. Just pull your cursor ahead a bit, left click on that little hump, and resume.

This is not one of the labors of Hercules.

And with SponsorBlock, you don't have to do this manually.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I just saw some of the actors from the Fox X-Men movies joining Avengers: Doomsday.

Just a question, was Bob expecting a legit MCU reboot of the X-Men?

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Bob financial ruin brings me joy

 

[Positron]

27Mar#01


27Mar#02
Tulsi Gabbard is indeed in a spot of trouble concerning the leaked Signal chat.

Because weak men like ‪Pete Buttigieg‬, Ron Filipkowski, Scott Galloway and Robert Chipman want nothing better than seeing a powerful, capable, conservative woman down.

27Mar#03
Kristi Noem shows illegals the consequences of entering USA and thanks El Salvador for their cooperation


27Mar#04

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27Mar#05
MDS proves to be an effective grift; indeed, some suggest that Musk can be used as a wedge between Trump and his followers.


27Mar#06


27Mar#07
If only we bullied nerds more, we could be eating avocado toast at the brunch and enjoy nature's embrace.


27Mar#08

I surmise Vanessa Urquhart‬ is eager to show other people her fake dong, but girl no one cares to see it. World Athletics will tell you're a woman with a buccal swab (A&N)

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27Mar#09
New twist: For new video announcements, Bobby now links his Patreon page instead of direct to Youtube.


Not sure if you want to invest half an hour of your time? This is the synopsis on his Patreon.

27Mar#10a

Don't be daft; there cannot be "massive news" coming from MCU.

27Mar#10b


27Mar#11

And they think what happened to WB can never happen to The Rat.

27Mar#12

Indeed The Rat should have learned from WB and trash some projects as tax write-offs.

27Mar#13
Smash Bros.


27Mar#14

Fuckin what indeed.

27Mar#15
Whoever runs the Assassin Creed social media accounts is freaking out at Musk et al.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

27Mar#03
Kristi Noem shows illegals the consequences of entering USA and thanks El Salvador for their cooperation

It seems to me the solution is simple: self-deport and not come back.

27Mar#05
MDS proves to be an effective grift; indeed, some suggest that Musk can be used as a wedge between Trump and his followers.

There was a deepfake some nigger used to try to drive a wedge between Musk and the Trump administration.

27Mar#07
If only we bullied nerds more, we could be eating avocado toast at the brunch and enjoy nature's embrace.

Leftists demand a RETVRN to NATVRE while hiding from rightwing opinions on Bluesky.

27Mar#14

Fuckin what indeed.

In Super Smash Bro. Brawl's adventure mode, the final boss looks like this:


Robert thought the boss's entrance looked cool.

 

[Vida]

Bob latest video is just him redoing his disco video from last month because he needs the money
Here are some funny clips

Bob hates echo chambers

Hating disco was a shorthanded way of hating the homos

Hating modern media is the current equivalent

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob latest video is just him redoing his disco video from last month because he needs the money
Here are some funny clips

Bob hates echo chambers
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So my dad, went to Disco Demolition back in '79 and he mentioned it to my cousin, who proceeded to go off about how the whole thing was homophobic and only held because people hated the gays. My dad fucking lost it and started ranting about how it was because Disco was shit and that it was all over the radio at the time and people were sick of it. But lots of people hated disco because its overproduced dance shit. It'd be like being surprised that the people who went to Warped Tour thought that Taylor Swift and Billy Eilish were trash, it is the most obvious opinion.

It was pretty funny to watch the argument though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So my dad, went to Disco Demolition back in '79 and he mentioned it to my cousin, who proceeded to go off about how the whole thing was homophobic and only held because people hated the gays. My dad fucking lost it and started ranting about how it was because Disco was shit and that it was all over the radio at the time and people were sick of it. But lots of people hated disco because its overproduced dance shit. It'd be like being surprised that the people who went to Warped Tour thought that Taylor Swift and Billy Eilish were trash, it is the most obvious opinion.

It was pretty funny to watch the argument though.

I'm in the same ballpark as your dad and think saying that Disco Demolition is homophobic is revisionist cope.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So my dad, went to Disco Demolition back in '79 and he mentioned it to my cousin, who proceeded to go off about how the whole thing was homophobic and only held because people hated the gays. My dad fucking lost it and started ranting about how it was because Disco was shit and that it was all over the radio at the time and people were sick of it. But lots of people hated disco because its overproduced dance shit. It'd be like being surprised that the people who went to Warped Tour thought that Taylor Swift and Billy Eilish were trash, it is the most obvious opinion.

It was pretty funny to watch the argument though.

Homophobia had nothing to do with the decline with Disco. No, Disco decline because it was being overplayed with extremely repetitive songs that was just obnoxious and boring to hear.

It’s the same thing that happened to glam metal. It is widely known that grunge helped kill glam metal, but glam metal was already on the decline by 1991. Like disco, glam metal had this repetitive music where a band releases a party anthem first followed by a power ballad. These bands were doing it constantly and people were getting tired of it.

There’s a famous story where Jani Lane of Warrant went to Columbia Records office in 1992, only to see the label tear down Warant’s posters with Alice In Chains posters instead. Even the record label realized that making a billion glam metal ripoffs and having them repeat the same formula over and over again wasn’t long term success for them anymore.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I'm in the same ballpark as your dad and think saying that Disco Demolition is homophobic is revisionist cope.

The homos hadn't forced the mainstream to tolerate them yet in 1979, so anyone saying Disco Demolition Night was anti-gay (I refuse to use the bullshit *phobic newspeak) is fucking retarded.

 

[TowinKarz]

27Mar#07
If only we bullied nerds more, we could be eating avocado toast at the brunch and enjoy nature's embrace.

None of this makes sense... (shock!).... since when has Bobby , Mr techno-singularity himself? Ever expressed a desire to "embrace" nature? Immortality is the most unnatural concept of all for living things. It just boils down to "techbros GOOD! Geeks BAD!" (and geek is a techbro *cough* *cough* *elon* who has failed to evolve!) doesn't it?

The homos hadn't forced the mainstream to tolerate them yet in 1979, so anyone saying Disco Demolition Night was anti-gay (I refuse to use the bullshit *phobic newspeak) is fucking retarded.

It would require them to be precognizant to know that in 40 years? Gays would become such a sensitive political topic that unless they wanted to retroactively be known as homophobes? Long after most of them would be dead anyway? They'd better dog whistle what they really hated was disco.... you know.... because they're at once so evil they hate others for no good reason, but, also, sensitive enough that they don't' want to hurt anyone's feelings while they hate. Perfect logic.

If it was gays they had a problem with? Those banners would have said "Fags suck!" not "Disco sucks!" because you couldn't be canceled for it at the time, why hold back and play the optics game?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

None of this makes sense... (shock!).... since when has Bobby , Mr techno-singularity himself? Ever expressed a desire to "embrace" nature? Immortality is the most unnatural concept of all for living things. It just boils down to "techbros GOOD! Geeks BAD!" (and geek is a techbro *cough* *cough* *elon* who has failed to evolve!) doesn't it?


It would require them to be precognizant to know that in 40 years? Gays would become such a sensitive political topic that unless they wanted to retroactively be known as homophobes? Long after most of them would be dead anyway? They'd better dog whistle what they really hated was disco.... you know.... because they're at once so evil they hate others for no good reason, but, also, sensitive enough that they don't' want to hurt anyone's feelings while they hate. Perfect logic.

If it was gays they had a problem with? Those banners would have said "Fags suck!" not "Disco sucks!" because you couldn't be canceled for it at the time, why hold back and play the optics game?

It makes as much sense as saying the riot at the June 1974 Nickle Beer Night at a Cleveland Indians game was racially motivated.

 

[Positron]

Hating disco was a shorthanded way of hating the homos

Even if I hate gay stuff, I hate black people, I hate drug culture, I hate colored things....so fucking what?

For the record I grew up far from the epicenter of homosexuality and I didn't associate disco with gay stuff until very late. To me disco is just electronic music, which I've always had a passion about. The disco I grew up with are pearly white stuff like Modern Talking, Depeche Mode, Erasure and Gazebo, so the race angle never occurred to me either,