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everybody in Portugal said:
What does "please use both" even mean? Is she expecting everyone to say "He-they is a fucking retard" or "I'd bully the fuck out of him-them if I met them in person" every single time, or is it that we are supposed to very carefully and deliberately alternate between the two?
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It's supposed to be the "alternate between the two" option. Nevermind that it butchers the English language—trannies' feelings are way more important than some silly grammatical conventions.
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
What does "please use both" even mean? Is she expecting everyone to say "He-they is a fucking retard" or "I'd bully the fuck out of him-them if I met them in person" every single time, or is it that we are supposed to very carefully and deliberately alternate between the two?

The trouble with this choose-your-own-adventure pronoun nonsense is that it means different things to different idiots and unless they explain to everyone they meet exactly how they expect us all to kowtow we aren't going to know. And frankly anyone explaining to me how they want me to pronoun them is going to get mirthfully misgendered right off the bat anyway, so...
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I actually have some experience with this because one of my kids' friend has decided she's Nonbinary.

Getting people to play along has not gone well. Her peers will use 'they' when she's around, but not in private. No adult will entertain her delusions. She complained to her parents about it. Turns out she wants people to use her pronouns like this:

"Melody* is a fucking retard if they expect us to refer to her entirely by their chosen pronouns"

*Not her real name, I am not that insane.

Her parents, thankfully, flat out refused. She's non-confrontational enough that she won't try that argument with any other adult, but does try to play victim with the kids, who are quickly getting tired of her too. It sucks because I have seen her grow up with my own kids and seeing her succumb to this cult is upsetting. She'll soon be off to college with a gender-chip on her shoulder, untreated autistic tendencies, and few friends willing to entertain her delusions. I can't help but feel she's a perfect victim for the types of predators that the farms document on the daily.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Let's see if I'm getting this --

Tells everybody she is they/them.
Everybody uses they/them for her (at least when she is around).
Perceives insincerity in it.
Pissed off by the insincerity.

Have I got that right without adding any spin? :lit:
Side note: FWIW, archive.today working again.
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I thought that initially but reread it. She says He/They.


everybody in Portugal said:
What does "please use both" even mean? Is she expecting everyone to say "He-they is a fucking retard" or "I'd bully the fuck out of him-them if I met them in person" every single time, or is it that we are supposed to very carefully and deliberately alternate between the two?

The trouble with this choose-your-own-adventure pronoun nonsense is that it means different things to different idiots and unless they explain to everyone they meet exactly how they expect us all to kowtow we aren't going to know. And frankly anyone explaining to me how they want me to pronoun them is going to get mirthfully misgendered right off the bat anyway, so...
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Yeah her personal, predetermined ratio of people calling her "they" vs people calling her "he" has not been satisfied. She should get a sandwich board with flip numbers like they use to keep score in baseball. When someone says They, that column goes up. So now the next person visually knows their supposed to say He this time to keep things in balance.

The admission at the end regarding still using a wahmen name is the best. "C'mon guys, I'm totally Glenda the Good Witch Man" or whatever overtly female name shes mindfucking herself into thinking is neutral.
 
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Statix_Shark said:
>sticks finger in razor
>cuts finger due to aforementioned razor
>"ow"
:story:
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I did the same thing as a kid. Razors in the Rust Belt are just as sharp as the ones in the Congo, who knew.

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Owls Owls Owls said:
I actually have some experience with this because one of my kids' friend has decided she's Nonbinary.
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Sounds like the parents have exactly the right idea there! Hopefully kiddo will grow out of it if she's given enough positive reinforcement for focusing her mind elsewhere.

I have an ex whose youngest decided in her last year of an all-too-liberal middle school she she was a they, possibly even a he after a boy in her class socially transitioned. Dad absolutely refused to indulge it and a year later when she went to a less cucked all-girls high school she very quickly decided she was definitely a she and dropped all that nonsense in favour of just being herself. Never seen dad so relieved as when she said she was definitely a girl now and didn't know why she'd ever thought otherwise.

I believe ROGD is 100% social contagion and if we disallow the possibility of it being otherwise kids quickly find something else to amuse themselves with and stop focusing on their gender fee-fees. Reminding them that puberty sucks for both sexes but that it does and will get better helps, as does giving them space to explore other hobbies and ways to express themselves. Rapid termination gender dysphoria, if you will. It's only the ones whose parents have been brain-poisoned and indulge it that go on to get drugged and surgeried to oblivion.
 
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Troon turns to Reddit Photoshop Requests to ask if they can swap a pic of his "True Self" into an old pic of him and his deceased mother.

Your mom would of been dissapointed in you sweety.

The dumb part is that he didn't need to troon out. He's got broad shoulders and height. With some self care and some fitness he could of been an alright dude. Instead he let his porn addiction ruin his life.

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InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
Troon turns to Reddit Photoshop Requests to ask if they can swap a pic of his "True Self" into an old pic of him and his deceased mother.

Your mom would of been dissapointed in you sweety.

The dumb part is that he didn't need to troon out. He's got broad shoulders and height. With some self care and some fitness he could of been an alright dude. Instead he let his porn addiction ruin his life.

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It was probably for the best that his poor mother passed away before she was forced to witness her son turn into a disgusting troon creature abomination. Who knows, maybe she would even have passed away from a heart attack upon seeing him in womanface.
 
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If I had to see this, so do you.

So... Something as simple as brushing his teeth is hard for him but Nathan/Chloe is setup to get bottom surgery. Don't all bottom surgeries still involve these dudes needing to dilate daily? How is he going to keep up with that if he won't even brush? It's totally gonna close up on him and he's gonna get infections. LMAO.1743095812436.png

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Space Monkey Mafia said:
How is he going to keep up with that if he won't even brush?
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Interesting. Our own Zinnia Jones also has an issue with brushing his teeth.

OK that's just two data points, but maybe the not brushing the teeth thing is part of the behavioral complex of troonery.

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It's totally gonna close up on him and he's gonna get infections.
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How often does that happen to them?
I get the impression it's a lot. :lit:
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Let's see if I'm getting this --

Tells everybody she is they/them.
Everybody uses they/them for her (at least when she is around).
Perceives insincerity in it.
Pissed off by the insincerity.

Have I got that right without adding any spin? :lit:
Side note: FWIW, archive.today working again.
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No, no, see she’s a HE/them, so you’re supposed to bounce between them.

So for a sentence like “She had her arm skinned for a rotdog”, this little narcissist wants people to say “He had their arm skinned for a rotdog.” Y’know, totally incoherently.
 
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