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[S.C Malthus]

Don't click through to this article if you're eating.

NBC News: These trans wrestlers put their own spin on masculinity (archive.ph)

Subtitle:
Classic American wrestling, staged psychodramas, drag performances, dude-bro personas and picnic baskets were all part of L.A.’s second annual T Boy Wrestling competition.

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Marco Miller and August Shapiro prepared and injected "T" (testosterone) onstage to the roar of a crowd gone wild with appreciation for this kind of representation. Glenna Gordon for NBC News

This is gayer than Effy, and I shan't forgive you for exposing me to it.

 

[Fapcop]

Working an 8 hour shift in the pooner mines today, backbreaking work… Here you go guys!





At first I thought of cutting off the comments, but I kinda like how every one of them is just so stereotypically fembrained.






Hmm yes… Much Euphoria I’m sure!

Oh shit! Found the rarest of pooners… THE HOTTIE POONER!

It’s like finding a shiny Pokemon. Except that this shiny Pokemon is most likely selling FTM porn of herself.



WOAH DOOD!!



So many of these just look like fucking SIMS characters.



“HIIIYAAA!! OMG SO MASC!”





LMAO! Dat trans joy!


The most Poonerish pooner!
The little Mario dood from before.
I love how these chicks pose in the most feminine way imaginable, put on makeup, don’t even bother getting male glasses, but think they’re “male coded” because they also threw on some men’s shirt that they found in the kids isle at Goodwill.

 

[MeatSuki]

Why is it that "male" fans of yaoi and bishie shit are always pooners? I feel like there aren't any actual gay men into that stuff. Are men and women just attracted to different things?

 

[Fapcop]

Why is it that "male" fans of yaoi and bishie shit are always pooners? I feel like there aren't any actual gay men into that stuff. Are men and women just attracted to different things?

I think it’s as simple as that.

Men like to watch porn.
Women like to read romance novels.
(Roughly speaking).

Mens sexual attraction is mostly visual. Women’s is verbal.

Women dress provocatively to pick up men. Men smooth talk women into the sack.

So to absolutely nobody’s surprise, a flick of men acting like women and talking about their emotions, will attract more women than men, while the gay dudes are stroking it to pics of big, fat cocks.

This of course also disproves the retarded “male/female brain in the wrong body” theory, since if this was true we would see gay men and trans men watch the same hardcore porn, while all the trans women would read the same kind of romance novels women read instead of gooning it to gross tranny porn.

 

[Paper Machete]

Why is it that "male" fans of yaoi and bishie shit are always pooners? I feel like there aren't any actual gay men into that stuff. Are men and women just attracted to different things?

Have you ever actually read any of that shit? Even just in snippets to satisfy some sick curiosity?

Get back to me after you do and see if you're at all confused as to why actual males aren't into it.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I will curse you with another den of pooner degeneracy

I mentioned r/knotty on the reddit thread. A community of people who jerk of with anatomically accurate dog penis shaped dildos and use them for bestiality roleplay.

But they have a sister community called r/KnottyTrans exclusively designated for FTM and every post is cursed, featuring some of the worse specimens poonerdom has to offer.

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Spoiler: NSFL

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You know, I thought the dog-pilled dudes were just projecting their own porn addictions onto others, and I still think that’s usually the case, but man I wish I could go back to a time where I didn’t know this was a thing. Check all of their hard drives, immediately.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Why is it that "male" fans of yaoi and bishie shit are always pooners? I feel like there aren't any actual gay men into that stuff

Gay men are into giant dicks, not giant yaoi hands.

 

[Fapcop]

Have you ever actually read any of that shit? Even just in snippets to satisfy some sick curiosity?

Get back to me after you do and see if you're at all confused as to why actual males aren't into it.

Not knowing much about Yaoi, I decided to try and look up the first one that Google delivered to me…


Oh wow! Look at those abs! Bet they’re going to fuck now, right?


Yeah, fuck yeah! “You don’t scare me!” He said as he zipped down his pants and pulled out his…


BABY?!? What the everloving fuck?!?


“What in the world?” My exact words buddy…

Gee, wonder who’d read this?!

 

[stupid frog]

Kill the internet. All of it. I don't care; we can all go back to writing paper checks and learning how to count change and going to the library to learn stuff.

Let's all start Kiwi Farm chain mail system.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Lol.
Looking at some olmec sculptures, saw this little dood, 'female figure'

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Have you ever actually read any of that shit? Even just in snippets to satisfy some sick curiosity?

Get back to me after you do and see if you're at all confused as to why actual males aren't into it.

I've read a fair share of yaoi, skipping the porn. I like the implication of romance with no "and then he fucked me pregnant and we had kids", but also not being written by gay bear-loving faggots who go "AND THEN HE POUNDED HIS SHITTER". A few women can write men well in manga. Take it to the next level and you got that "omega verse" where the subbiest of dudes can get pregnant by other men. Basically the cis-het experience minus bickering women who offer nothing but booba and childhood trauma. Marvelous!

 

[Paper Machete]

I've read a fair share of yaoi, skipping the porn. I like the implication of romance with no "and then he fucked me pregnant and we had kids", but also not being written by gay bear-loving faggots who go "AND THEN HE POUNDED HIS SHITTER". A few women can write men well in manga. Take it to the next level and you got that "omega verse" where the subbiest of dudes can get pregnant by other men. Basically the cis-het experience minus bickering women who offer nothing but booba and childhood trauma. Marvelous!

........are you not embarrassed admitting this? Lol

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Why is it that "male" fans of yaoi and bishie shit are always pooners?

Yaoi and slash were created by women for women. Everything about it is made to appeal to women. This used to be accepted before the trans cult and pooning became popular.

 

[OnionMuncher]

I've read a fair share of yaoi, skipping the porn. I like the implication of romance with no "and then he fucked me pregnant and we had kids", but also not being written by gay bear-loving faggots who go "AND THEN HE POUNDED HIS SHITTER". A few women can write men well in manga. Take it to the next level and you got that "omega verse" where the subbiest of dudes can get pregnant by other men. Basically the cis-het experience minus bickering women who offer nothing but booba and childhood trauma. Marvelous!

Nlog of all nlogs reading stories written by other nlogs. Please leave your house right now and go jump off of something very high.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Having your cake and eating it too: a pooner feels entitled to female-specific slurs while also demanding that people respect her status as a li'l dood.
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AITA for using the word bitch?​

My girlfriend and I sorta got into a huge argument over me using the word bitch. She thinks it’s disrespectful to women for me as a man to use the word. I feel that putting me in the same category as cis men and saying that I shouldn’t use the word “as a man”, invalidates the experiences I have went through when I lived my life as a woman. I am not using it in a hateful way, mainly just joking and saying stuff like “bitchhhh” or jokingly calling friends a bitch. In my opinion as of now, I feel like I still am not 100% passing all of the time and am still undecided on whether I want to decide to be stealth or not, so I will still go through the struggles women go through. If people found out I was trans, I would still be seen as a woman and not a man. I could still be sexually assaulted the same way a woman would. So yes, although I pass around maybe 60-80% of the time, on a good day, when people at work don’t put me by using the wrong pronouns, I am still facing the same discriminations women do. I’m open to knowing how people feel about this, and if i’m wrong then fine I’m wrong. My saying the word isn’t coming from a hateful place. She had also kind of said if i can’t agree with her on this, then our relationship is over. Just want other trans men’s experiences and thoughts.

A straight girl makes things needlessly hard for herself by committing to a retarded ideology that isolates her. What's telling about this one is how she views the "other side of the coin", so to speak - the only options are personhood or, said with the most venom and toxicity possible, a 'good wife and straight mother.'
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I’m so lonely should I just pretend to be a woman until I die?​

Trans men in HAPPY, FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS will definitely get mad at this post. That being said idgaf kill me, like literally please kill me.
I’m a fem trans man (WHEN I LEFT HS I DRESSED EXCLUSIVELY MASCULINE FOR THREEEE TERRIBLE, MISERABLE YEARS BTW) age 25, 3 years out of college, and my loneliness is fucking killing me. I’m dying, I’m fallling headfirst into all my addictions, I’m miserable and falling into hell regardless of my transgenderosity. I’m actually dying. I have happy trans friends and they won’t keep me from dying bc my pain isn’t their problem. If you don’t even understand the dating nightmare I’m going through then you have no grounds to criticize me so hush!!<3!!
I tell everyone what the deal is on dating apps but straight men don’t leave me alone despite my bio saying “I WILL fuck you in the ass” obviously they don’t care at all and it makes me want to die.
You can tell me that taking T will solve my problems but that’s not true and I rely on “prettiness” which T will not give me. (Men don’t care about prettiness? Only the men you know, I guess)
I don’t even believe the people who think I won’t be loved until I take T. They got lucky somewhere and their life has nothing to do with me. I’m genuinely afraid to take T RIGHT NOW. RIGHT FUCKING. NOW BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SCARE OFF MEN. Not even bisexual men, who I try to talk to online, want me. Straight men have walked away from me bc I told them who I really am. Also trans men leave me too and I don’t know what the fucking deal is lol it’s not like I did anything wrong
I am literally only directing this post to men who are too afraid, for social reasons, to transition. I actually didn’t ask your cis partners opinion so fuck them to hell, I’ll delude myself into thinking I’m a straight woman without some random cis man’s input! Do you know anyone who has achieved the feat of gaslighting themselves until they were a cishet mother. Turning into a cishet mother is actually way better being a transmasc loser piece of shit who has literally nothing and no chance! I feel like there’s no way this sub is only browsed by men who have the courage, surely there’s people just like me reading this. Should I just permanently hypnotize myself into being a straight woman. A good wife and loving mother. I don’t know what else I can do.

The truth will always find you: a coworker's been outing this TiF for the last few months. Instead of noticing that none of her coworkers seemed to treat her any differently after the fact - with male coworkers even still allowing her in the locker room with them - she still craves retribution, because nobody is more vengeful than trannies.
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Looking for guidance​

I’ve been employed for around six months now at my current employer. Last night I was informed the lady I trained with (who I’m no longer on shift with) went digging through the Internet and found a Facebook I had a decade ago (before transitioning) and has been blasting my personal life to everyone. So she’s basically been outing me for a couple months now without my knowledge. For one: whose life is so miserable they invest so much of their time trying to find dirt on someone else. Two: what should I do? Three: do I have any ground to stand on to even have anything done?
I also told the person who told me I wouldn’t throw their name out there and wouldn’t want to ruin that relationship so I feel like I’m stuck. Any advice would be appreciated.
I completely pass, and have spent a decade living as my true self. It makes it more awkward because I have to share a locker room with cis men to change out into uniform daily.

A "gay trans guy" struggles with the fact that she wants a loving, monogamous husband and white picket fence, but can't seem to find that among men who popularized the concept of circuit parties and have routine communal struggles with not passing around the disease du jour as they fist each other anonymously in public bathrooms.
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Is this dynamic possible given my situation?​

I’ve noticed that in gay circles a lot of men are in open relationships looking for more people or they wanna stay single and have casual hookups and have me around as a fwb. Not to sound like im “not like the other guys” but im personally looking for a monogamous relationship where the man im with wants me and only me. No extra people. No games. Just us two in our own little bubble. Basically like how the average straight couple gets married and it’s just the two of them forever. And im a bottom so id like a dom/top kind of guy to treat me like im HIS, but in a kinky way ofc, not an abusive way. I know this can be possible but I imagine it’s not easy to find cause it seems so many people want throuples or polyamorous relationships and the like. Nothing against those people I just don’t personally want that. I wanna get married to one guy I don’t want to have a different guy to fuck for every day of the week ive been there done that and i want something exclusive. Also I don’t want kids which probably makes things even harder i just wanna end up with a husband and a dog/cat and no other people in our bed

 

[Paper Machete]

That first pooner's dating woes certainly aren't helped by being a loony troony but 100% it's because she's a childish sperg that's probably a massive bitch to anyone within eyesight.

Also:

"Not to sound like im “not like the other guys”" You aren't like other guys in the sense you aren't a guy at all.
"And im a bottom so id like a dom/top kind of guy to treat me like im HIS, but in a kinky way ofc, not an abusive way."
This is so insane. You aren't a bottom. You're a woman. Women are biologically "designed" around being receptive. Duh. Buh duh dur. In a kinky way WOULD be in an abusive way also. That being said it's also completely normal to think of each other as each other's in a committed relationship. This has been normal since forever. Christ, these people.

 

[Fapcop]

That first pooner's dating woes certainly aren't helped by being a loony troony but 100% it's because she's a childish sperg that's probably a massive bitch to anyone within eyesight.

Also:

"Not to sound like im “not like the other guys”" You aren't like other guys in the sense you aren't a guy at all.
"And im a bottom so id like a dom/top kind of guy to treat me like im HIS, but in a kinky way ofc, not an abusive way."
This is so insane. You aren't a bottom. You're a woman. Women are biologically "designed" around being receptive. Duh. Buh duh dur. In a kinky way WOULD be in an abusive way also. That being said it's also completely normal to think of each other as each other's in a committed relationship. This has been normal since forever. Christ, these people.

50$ says that if she found a guy who’d treat her like she’s “his” as in: “My woman doesn’t go out dressed like a whore”, she’d scream abuse and tell everyone that he “practically” beat her.

Imagine the retardation in being a straight woman, having a straight woman’s desires (minus kids. At least for now) and then upgrade the difficulty by going clownworld and pretend you’re a gay man.

Fucking insane man!

The truth will always find you: a coworker's been outing this TiF for the last few months. Instead of noticing that none of her coworkers seemed to treat her any differently after the fact - with male coworkers even still allowing her in the locker room with them - she still craves retribution, because nobody is more vengeful than trannies.

It doesn’t matter if they treat her differently or not. As long as SHE knows that they know the illusion is broken.

A straight girl makes things needlessly hard for herself by committing to a retarded ideology that isolates her.

Notice the very feminine way she thinks. Most trannies wouldn’t care if the woman he’s banging thinks she’s a lesbian or a man. Pussy is pussy. Worst case scenario, they’d coom and then complain to some other trannies on Reddit.

This chick though? She wants to get fucked but she needs the guy to KNOW she’s a man.
Anything else is an ICK and SHE CANT DEAL!

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Have you ever heard that term spoken by anyone who wasn’t an ftm or fujo? It seems like it just popped up in fandom as a replacement name for the slash/yaoi genre about a decade ago and pooners just ran with it. Honestly curious because I don’t know a single gay guy who would have even have a clue what it means.

Niggers who think gayness was actually invented by whites to oppress black people yet they are unironically solely attracted to other men use "men loving men" to "decolonize gayness" or whatever. As a gay guy, I unironically hate people who hate the word gay, whether or not they're actual fags "rejecting the label" or straight conservative people who think that anyone who identifies as gay automatically buys into "queer ideology" (notice how they use the term QUEER and not gay?). Gay means a man who is solely attracted to another man. It's not that difficult. But niggers have a complex about everything, especially being gay (hence why a large chunk of nigger faggots troon out since it's unironically more acceptable in the black community to be a tranny than to be gay).

Yes, I used unironically in this paragraph 3 times. I'm unironically sorry.

Why are there two detrans subs now? Why did it need an “actual” offshoot?
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…Oh. I thought the trans community pretty much disowned detransitoners? How is it possible to to have a gender ideology detrans sub that’s completely unrelated to terfism? Detrans discussion kinda demands actual, substantive criticism of trans ideology.

Not everything has to fit into a political ideology. Some people just want to talk about maybe their medical issues or seek advice. This is the equivalent of saying "Why would you want a state subreddit that doesn't discuss politics? States are literally products of politics!" I've only seen TERFism turn detransitioners from wounded young people to bitter shriekers. TEAFism is an option, you know.

 

[scathefire]

or straight conservative people who think that anyone who identifies as gay automatically buys into "queer ideology" (notice how they use the term QUEER and not gay?)

Dude that's not even just conservatives, literally the entire LGBTBBQ activism machine enforces that. If you're a non-heterosexual in an online space, you basically get assigned a certain set of opinions and anything other than that makes you an Uncle Tom or that you need to recognize that black transwomen invented your rights and blah blah blah whatever the fuck.

Not everything has to fit into a political ideology. Some people just want to talk about maybe their medical issues or seek advice. This is the equivalent of saying "Why would you want a state subreddit that doesn't discuss politics? States are literally products of politics!" I've only seen TERFism turn detransitioners from wounded young people to bitter shriekers. TEAFism is an option, you know.

I agree in theory but in practice it's almost impossible to separate detransition from the terfs vs troons war. Therefore any "non-terf" detrans space will default to being connected to trans ideology. And which one of those would be the most helpful and preferable to a detransitioner? I would say the terf option, because the troon option avoids getting to the actual heart of the issue which is impressionable people being convinced that they need to do harmful things to their bodies in order to be their truest self. Unfortunately some people are just chronic dysfunctional attention whores and go straight from being a histrionic troon to a histrionic former troon, and I find it hard to believe that terfs made them that way as opposed to them just being like that beforehand.

 

[Chandelier]

Person of Gender makes a not so surprising confession. Shot:

Chaser:

"I don't really want to know if you think my best could be better" - Why post, then? She's clearly off her high after posting a wildly popular fic, gathering almost 400 bookmarks in six days. Saying you don't accept concrit makes you appear like a haughty bitch.

In another comment, a pooner delights that she sees keyhole zippertit surgery portrayed accurately: