Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bookers]

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Cobes is the boglim inside us all that we fight daily to keep from coming out.

I don't envy Cobra in that I want his circumstances or things. I envy how stress free and lazy his life is though.

Every day he gets to choose when he wakes up. No alarm clock. Every day he gets to choose what he eats. Usually something nasty but at least he has full control of the choice and doesn't have to give in to what others want.

And I hate to say it, but I envy the way his retardation gives him complete confidence and lack of shame.

I completely understand, for a small blip of time I had the same lifestyle. I was able to keep my head above water with my savings while getting turned down by job after job (If I had a nickel for everytime I heard "You're overqualified!" I would have enough to fill a sock and beat someone to death with it.)
I slept my fill everyday, I ate only when hungry, I spent so much time online I felt like fun instead of a quick dopamine fix. Its how I first learned about Cobes in 2014 though Tumblr of all places, I reached out to the OP of that post to learn more about this new creature and they said they like Cobes because he was truly and authentically himself unlike everyone else.

They were right, even 11 years later.

 

[Candover]

This but in the style of a '52 Ford pickup. The BOY finally gets his dream ride and he can drive it drunk without getting a DUI.

The boy would get his first (of many) DUI's riding around on one of these beer cooler scooters. Trailer Trash approved. He would have duct-taped ape hangers on it, and spray paint it black and green, put cobra and cobragram stickers on it, and an awooga horn. Best care scenario would be more outside videos as he rides around terrorizing Casper.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Facebook trolls texting him saying they’re going to ‘flip his trailer’. Calling it the ‘great Casper trailer flip’, scheduled for 19th of June.

I scrolled past the initial post “omg how funny would it be if we convinced him we’re going to flip his trailer”, they followed through and he believed it - I don’t know why I’m surprised at either of those outcomes.

I hate glass tappers as much as anyone, but this did get a genuine laugh out of me.

I don't hate Cobes, I view him the same way I look at the monkeys at my local zoo. Look at how human-like he is, how he emulates my movements, trying to be something he fundamentally isn'-Where is the zookeeper? Is he allowed to have booze?

I was talking to somebody else about Cobes the other day, and I said the way I view Cobes is like a monkey at the zoo, but in a way that there is this crowd of teenagers there throwing trash and rocks at the monkey. Its bloody, and its sad, and in pain and trapped in its little enclosure, you have no idea why everyone hates it so badly, because all the monkey does when you leave it alone is make dank banana hacks and drink beer.
I really don't even check up on Cobes that much anymore because more often than not it just makes me sad rather than entertain me. He's not like most Lolcows where he is a shitty person who hurts other people he doesn't even go outside or interact with anyone ffs. There's plenty of other cows that deserve active hate and vitriol but its really just this cruel underbelly of the internet that genuinely gets off on bullying a mentally disabled man.

 

[PetiteFeet]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.

Cobra is the physical embodiment of what neglecting your mental and physical health does to you. Social isolation, forced by trolls or chosen by oneself, is detrimental to your overall well-being. Neglecting hygiene in favour of rotmaxxing until your teeth fall out from rot. Mental issues not taken seriously.
He is currently everything I don't want to become. He used to have so much potential but he failed to harness it.

He helps me remember on my worst days that I need to take care of myself and he has taught me I need to openly and loudly cherish my parents. I don't ever want to become as poorly as Josh has become.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?

There are moments where he gets very real, and I know how that sounds considering this is real life, but you get my point.
That's all you can do youtoob, that's all you can do...

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

I completely forgot about this until now, hopefully there is an update soon before Cobes expires

Is Cobes an anti-dentite?

 

[cugel]

This right here. Cobra intentionally does the opposite of whatever he is told and has even admitted to that. He is a grown man who is 34 going on 50 and you can't make him do much of anything unless he wants to. I think that Clint has done more than enough for Josh. Josh just squanders all opportunity given to him anyway. I'm very curious how Josh will get by without Clint once he is gone but at this rate Clint might outlive him.

This is 100% why corba is fucked. Everything he was told not to do he did. I saw some footage of him house sitting, in the house he lived in rent free with Clint. He was told not to smoke so filmed himself smoking as he was not getting paid. They called it house sitting to make him feel important, he lived there and for thanks he legit did the thing he was not meant to do.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

If Cobes actually won the lottery - y'all think that Daddy Clint would jsut throw himself over that ticket lika a mad dog to keep his bog from totally wasting it all in 1 single day?

 

[Too Sneed to care]

He's a modern Diogenes and should be envied. He may have angst in life, but who doesn't? Are you any happier or more fulfilled than Cobes? As Alexander The Great expressed: if I were not myself, I would like to be Diogenes.

Holy shit your right, cobra might be the reincarnation of him, I just can't wait for Cobra to show us a plucked rotisserie chicken and tell us it's man

 

[Jerbear89]

I completely forgot about this until now, hopefully there is an update soon before Cobes expires

the pot of greed look is coming in nicely toobz

 

[Jerbear89]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.

his realness for sure in between his undeserved arrogance his drops a nugget of real talk

 

[GameratePTSD]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?

I like day drinking

 

[cugel]

I like day drinking
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as a troon its upsetting how many guys will pay up

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

The boy would get his first (of many) DUI's riding around on one of these beer cooler scooters. Trailer Trash approved. He would have duct-taped ape hangers on it, and spray paint it black and green, put cobra and cobragram stickers on it, and an awooga horn. Best care scenario would be more outside videos as he rides around terrorizing Casper.

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the globalists dont want you to know this but drunk driving and riding a bike drunk is extremely fun

 

[gogeta77]

"I dont want anything for my birthday... except maybe to win the lottery". Cobes unintentional comedy always makes me laugh out loud

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

The only approval that matters to him is his own. There's a freedom in that that most of us normies will ever know.

I hate your guts. I hate your SSI. And most importantly I hate that your right.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

the pot of greed look is coming in nicely toobz

"Draw two sick drink combo"

 

[Knife_Yeller]

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There are moments where he gets very real, and I know how that sounds considering this is real life, but you get my point.
That's all you can do youtoob, that's all you can do...

This might be the first time I've ever felt some sort of actual connection with a lolcow. I think we've all had periods of time in our life where all we can do is just the best you can do.

 

[tony tortellini]

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Fucked up that he’d put Ozzy in the bitch seat even in his wildest dreams. Surely ozzy deserves his own separate throne