Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

Who wants to bet that it was her "buds" that gave the tip off themselves? If they grew up together it's very likely they're still friends out of obligation but don't feel comfortable doing stuff like sleepovers. Very common with situations like that where one of them starts growing up weird and pooners are incredibly bad at reading social cues.

 

[Banana Bread]

I am extremely curious about what the questionnaire entailed. Even moreso about what ChatGPT's attempt at emulating an AGP looks like. Though knowing the insane and terminally online nature of trannies I wouldn't be surprised if a mod stalking these threads could papertrail it back to you. Maybe just the questions?

It was in a temporary channel that gets deleted once you get verified, so I don't have the answers unfortunately (although I'm 100% sure they log them, and I wouldn't put it past them that they'd go digging through each one to find mine)
I was able to find the questions though, since I sent an image to a friend

the "password" here is a "hidden" word in the rules channel, still no clue what the point of doing that is since someone would just skim them to get the password regardless



Tax:

Someone's about to kill himself? Deploy the TroonBot, I'm sure it will make it all better

 

[DSHK]

This is the biggest sin of the trans industrial complex targeting weird sensitive kids.
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Whats crazy is they are both now. Im a 25 year old zoomer goth, the scene is coming back but its infested with troons. Emo has been in a renaissance since the pandemic and its also massively infested with troons and their fag loving handmaidens. The problem is that alternative music scenes are both nerdy and are all about being an outcast who doesnt fit in which attracts troons like flies to shit. So now you have pooners that are dressed like sad emo boys from 2008. Ive wanted hot scene girls to come back since 2012, that turned out to be a monkeys paw wish.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Sounds like the parents have exactly the right idea there! Hopefully kiddo will grow out of it if she's given enough positive reinforcement for focusing her mind elsewhere.

The parents are good people, if a bit naive. They recently admitted she was diagnosed with autism as a child but they thought getting her into sports would 'solve' it. It obviously didn't; she's still chronically online and very much feels like the odd one in the group because of her slow response time to social cues, she's the awkward kind of autistic I'm sure we can all identify at a glance. The one positive is that she's healthy and strong in body if not in mind. I still have hope she'll snap out of this idiocy, though.

This part was good to hear. Glad there are some sane kids out there, even if they're a little too polite.

They're a good, sane (for teens, at least) lot. They despise men who join female teams under the tranny excuse, and are very open about it. Part of me wonders if that open hate is why this girl decided to go NB instead of Pooning out. She has to know she'd be laughed out of the building if she suddenly declared herself a boy and would have to use their lockers from now on. Meanwhile the NB shit allows her to not change anything about her life except have a reason to complain to others because they don't treat her special enough.

Who wants to bet that it was her "buds" that gave the tip off themselves? If they grew up together it's very likely they're still friends out of obligation but don't feel comfortable doing stuff like sleepovers. Very common with situations like that where one of them starts growing up weird and pooners are incredibly bad at reading social cues.

My bet is on one of the boys' mothers. They may be accepting of their sons hairy female friend who likes playing pretend, but allowing them to share a room is very different situation. Aiden may call herself a man, but so long as she can get pregnant, allowing her to spend a night in a locked room with boys would be extremely fucking irresponsible of every adult involved.

By calling the school and complaining anonimously they can minimize the chance their sons will reproduce with a mentally ill girl.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Whats crazy is they are both now. Im a 25 year old zoomer goth, the scene is coming back but its infested with troons. Emo has been in a renaissance since the pandemic and its also massively infested with troons and their fag loving handmaidens. The problem is that alternative music scenes are both nerdy and are all about being an outcast who doesnt fit in which attracts troons like flies to shit. So now you have pooners that are dressed like sad emo boys from 2008. Ive wanted hot scene girls to come back since 2012, that turned out to be a monkeys paw wish.
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Goth doesn't exist anymore, it's a part of the scene-goth spectrum twisted towards sex appeal. Goths wore hoodies and often had plapable bodies underneath, but few dared put in the effort to get them drunk on beer at a bad metal concert to fuck them once or twice before they develop ptsd and depression.

It's like every other female trend: Sad beige mom? You mean "I wore beige instead of black for once"? Or "mommy who is 26 and never wanted kids in her life but she said ara ara once on stream"?

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Whats crazy is they are both now. Im a 25 year old zoomer goth, the scene is coming back but its infested with troons. Emo has been in a renaissance since the pandemic and its also massively infested with troons and their fag loving handmaidens. The problem is that alternative music scenes are both nerdy and are all about being an outcast who doesnt fit in which attracts troons like flies to shit. So now you have pooners that are dressed like sad emo boys from 2008. Ive wanted hot scene girls to come back since 2012, that turned out to be a monkeys paw wish.
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>actually get into a music scene with women in it at 18
>also loaded with troons
>can't go to a show without seeing at least a few dysgenics
This is who I am now associated with

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trans boat person refugee, independently wealthy trans person with a yacht, or made up shit?

Reddit -- Archive

So in 2022 i had a panic attack that trump was going to retake the white house and i convinced my husband and wife to sell 90% of our stuff and buy a boat to flee Texas and the United States as a whole! we are currently floating around and enjoying being permanent tourist where ever we go! I also have a dog named turbo, he is the best first mate you could imagine <3 I would love to answer any questions about my life and how I fled so please ask away : )

LOTS of Reddit asspats for this one.

 

[Treatlerite]

Tranny secret club rules

I guess that's pretty mundane, yeah. But something about seeing a rule dedicated to separating adults and minors knowing full well any channel in that server (barring the vent channel maybe) is an STD infested orgy fest whether it's age locked or not is deeply horrific.

"Oh but trans kids need spaces to get advice and help so they can be safer!" The moment you tolerate knowingly allowing children into a space with unvetted adults that doesn't have a blanket ban on porn, you've endangered them.

Imagine if at school or a daycare, your main room was the only place you weren't at risk (on a good day) of being exposed to adults talking sex, equating the final stage of your "adulthood" to sex, etc. Imagine on an even simpler note, if Null had children vet themselves and then restricted them to a "kid's only" subforum but the adult userbase could still interact with them.

Trannies are the only group of people who insist on having zero degrees of separation between themselves and children (Could never guess why).

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

independently wealthy trans person with a yacht

I'm guessing three idiots with disability benefits on a garbage-filled rusty thing. Very cool, very Zizian.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

If I had to guess probably 90%+ of pooners have this "kink"

There's plenty on Tumblr. Hundreds of unattractive fat women posting their large yet flat (deflated looking, not small), hairy breasts under the detransition tags. I wonder in the back of my mind if some of them are in their early 20s like their bios say or if they are in their "early 20s".

I'm going to regret asking this, but how does a "misgendering kink" even work? Do you speak to the person you're fucking in the third-person? Or have these psychologically mangled girls trained themselves to become aroused at hearing misogynist slurs like "whore"?

They likely pooned out because they feel too ugly for female beauty standards and likely didn't get a lot of wanted male attention and now when a man says that they look girly and feminine, they love it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Men's locker room pecker checkers checked by packer?
One pooner's euphoric experience.

Reddit -- Archive

I never dared to use the shower at my gym because of my lack of a dick. I hate walking home sweaty though so today I tried it. I taped a packer on myself and hoped no one will stare at my crotch when I'm naked.

Showering was fine, no one was in there but me, I dried myself and put the towel around my hips. There's a slope that seperates the shower and locker room area and I slipped pretty badly. Then I was laying on the floor and my towel fell off. A few men were looking at me concerned and asked if I needed help.

Yeah that was a bad situation but no one looked at me weird even though they could technically see my not so matching packer, even when I was at my locker putting my clothes back on and I always wanted to use a communal shower, idk it feels so masculine to me. It made me quite euphoric and it was great going home clean. I need to admit though my ass hurts lol

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From the comments (scrolling down a bit).

Like others said- cis men do NOT look at each others junk. Even if they had snuck a glance, it wouldn't have been more than a second so who knows what they noticed. And then, even if they did notice, it's highly doubtful any of them would ever admit to looking at your junk or ask questions. I'm glad you were able to go in and do your business and leave with only a bruised ass and ego

 

[DSHK]

>actually get into a music scene with women in it at 18
>also loaded with troons
>can't go to a show without seeing at least a few dysgenics
This is who I am now associated with

Yep, it sucks. But every nerdy interest community has a tranny problem, its not just us.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

OP insists that the phrase “biological women” also applies to trannies



The comments are (mostly) not having it






The OP:

Spoiler: photos

 

[Otterly]

Trans boat person refugee, independently wealthy trans person with a yacht, or made up shit?

‘Ask me anything!’
1. Will the need for medical attention, piracy or shipwreck send you back home first?
2. Did you give up your citizenship?
3. If not, you’re still paying your taxes right?
Also I love the fact he references ‘his husband and wife’ and so my last question is
4. Have you ever read ‘Three men in a boat’?

 

[Paper Machete]

> tape silicone toy to your naked body
> shower alone
> slip and fall

"It felt so masculine!"

Why...why are pooners like this?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I did the same thing as a kid. Razors in the Rust Belt are just as sharp as the ones in the Congo, who knew.

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Interesting. Our own Zinnia Jones also has an issue with brushing his teeth.

OK that's just two data points, but maybe the not brushing the teeth thing is part of the behavioral complex of troonery.

It's sensory shit from autism. I doubt either one showers very often, either.

I did the same thing as a kid. Razors in the Rust Belt are just as sharp as the ones in the Congo, who knew.

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It's the same in the South. Maybe USAid could fund a study.

 

[Fapcop]

BASED MOM SETS LIL DOOD STRAIGHT: POONER HUMILIATED!


Let’s ignore the very manly reaction of calling your mom for emotional support because you got into a scuffle with some other guys.

Let’s just focus on the usual pooner dishonesty. “I got jumped!”

Unless the lil dood is trying to say that she got EMOTIONALLY jumped by some guys calling her out and not affirming her gender, the story she told her mom tells a quite different tale.


Pooner is in the men’s bathroom, some guys comment on her being in the wrong one, she jumps them in a combination of pooner and tard rage, and unsurprisingly gets whooped. (And likely only got like a third of the asskicking an actual boy would have gotten.)

She calls her mom to complain, probably hoping for a Karen call to the principal… But the mom instead calls her out on her BS.

 

[Treatlerite]

OP insists that the phrase “biological women” also applies to trannies

Saw this literally yesterday and got so MATI. Like I know it's been said a million times already (forgive my surface level sperging as I peaked very recently) but nothing is ever enough. I wonder how that kween would argue if someone said whites are biologically black because race is also a "social construct". They love to call it a false equivalency, and it maybe would be if they could accept that their mental illness as something separate from normal women, but they insist it all has to be the same because we're all just making up gender roles (but just in case your bigoted ass forgot, this is a woman because she fits the correct gender roles! )

Through the eyes of the average ultra liberal, getting rid of race should be just as liberating as "abolishing" gender because you can't be racist if you don't separate anyone! But then if that happened they wouldn't be able to claim oppression points.

 

[Wahgonga]

Trans boat person refugee, independently wealthy trans person with a yacht, or made up shit?
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Reddit -- Archive

LOTS of Reddit asspats for this one.

I've done some sailing to foreign ports on a privately owned vessel.

I looked at his answers to some of the questions being put forth, and with the type and model of boat he says he has, his preparations, comments on maritime law, and destinations, it actually sounds legit. Definitely do-able on a somewhat moderate budget.

He's either telling the truth, or he has a fair amount of past experience, enough to make up a believable lie anyway.

 

[Sean Andalou]

OP insists that the phrase “biological women” also applies to trannies

Transwomen are biological, but they are not women.