Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

[timewave0]

According to his ex-wife (questionable reliability) he's lost everything and is crashing out.
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Spardot may not be a reliable source, but I believe it nonetheless. You just know this faggot is living in abject destitution by now

 

[Tetragrammaton]

According to his ex-wife (questionable reliability) he's lost everything and is crashing out.
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i can believe it. kirt has a history of being a massive retard whenever he has large sums of money. i still remember the multiple times kirt would brag about getting some big job that was gonna help him fix up 420chan then almost like clockwork he would waste all the money on drugs and booze and make the site even worse while bragging about how he gets to fuck spardot or whatever.

dude is far too immature to maintain any form of stability in his life and i hope his kid never knows him because nobody needs someone like kirt in their life. at least spardots trying though shes retarded in her own right for bothering to talk to kirt in the first place but still.

Also Spardot would kill Kirt ten times over before he could even manage to scratch her.

kirt really loves going from being this big tough guy to talking about how spardot used to beat him daily for not buying her weed also knowing kirt he would end up shooting himself on accident before he even got to her anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

kirt really loves going from being this big tough guy to talking about how spardot used to beat him daily for not buying her weed also knowing kirt he would end up shooting himself on accident before he even got to her anyway.

I hope he's lying on the floor of whatever hovel or shitty van down by the river he's living in, screaming in agony, and doesn't even have any cheeseburgers to eat while doing it.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

It's madness to see him fall to such lows from the heights of being the admin of the number 2 imageboard on the net

 

[AnOminous]

It's madness to see him fall to such lows from the heights of being the admin of the number 2 imageboard on the net

Really that's not much of an accomplishment either. There's always been 4chan and then everything else, with a huge dropoff in significance even at #2.

 

[Cybertonia]

Really that's not much of an accomplishment either. There's always been 4chan and then everything else, with a huge dropoff in significance even at #2.

420chan could have been the #1 imageboard in the U.S., if literally anyone else but Kirt was running it. We had actual, legitimate sponsors for the longest time that paid the server's bills enough that there was a reserve at one point.

420chan was like the smart, bright gifted kid that was born to shitty alcoholic parents who did nothing but hold them back their whole life.

 

[LettuceMan]

Really that's not much of an accomplishment either. There's always been 4chan and then everything else, with a huge dropoff in significance even at #2.

True, But 420chan had the dankest™ memes.

 

[Dfackt0]

It's madness to see him fall to such lows from the heights of being the admin of the number 2 imageboard on the net

Its only madness because we've done this before and we're expecting a different result, Maybe Kirt needs to get his shit rocked in an amateur boxing match too

 

[9xcosette]

It has come to my attention that Kirtaner has been arrested.

 

[RollingRock2]

Jail might be an improvement to his accommodations

 

[CrunkLord420]

It has come to my attention that Kirtaner has been arrested.

Canada doesn't prosecute violent crackheads. He'll be out by tomorrow.

 

[Cybertonia]

It has come to my attention that Kirtaner has been arrested.

Sauce?

 

[Invertigo]

https://x.com/gbmilady?s=21

 

[Sammich]

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdtx/pr/united-states-unseals-charges-theft-texas-republican-party-data

archive here : https://archive.ph/KEosQ soon as i get more i'll link as well, I want to find charging documents, or anything really. Would be worth a feature then.
@Useful_Mistake I know you have better access to that stuff than me, is it worth looking into?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdtx/pr/united-states-unseals-charges-theft-texas-republican-party-data

archive here : https://archive.ph/KEosQ soon as i get more i'll link as well, I want to find charging documents, or anything really. Would be worth a feature then.
@Useful_Mistake I know you have better access to that stuff than me, is it worth looking into?

LMAO. Gotta love that they cite him publicly taking credit for it on Twitter. Mr. OG “Anonymous” ladies and gents.

I mean how can Hacker supreme Audrey get updoots and hearts if he doesn’t publicly take credit?

 

[RollingRock2]

It keeps happening

 

[Xastur]

lol. enjoy prison, "hacker"child. had to rewatch all the classics and have a quick chuckle now that the feds have no use for him anymore. anyway, moving on to more relevant things..

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Feature tourists, do NOT shit up this very slow, high quality thread.

Kirtaner has an enormous history and this thread is very funny. He also hated us. Start from page 1 before saying anything.

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Let's be good Kiwis for one second and condense all available information into one digestible post because nobody has been smart enough to do that for some reason.

AUSTIN, Texas – The Department of Justice announced the unsealing of charges against Canadian national Aubrey Cottle, 37, of Oshawa, Ontario, in connection with the theft of data relating to the Texas Republican Party in 2021. Canadian authorities arrested Cottle on Wednesday and are pursuing charges under Canadian law.

According to the United States Department of Justice [A], Kirtaner, 420chan sysop, has been arrested in Canada by Canadian authorities on charges related to the hacking of Texas' Republican party data in 2021. His "RealOGAnonymous" account suspended, Kirtaner took to his alt account to cry into the void that he was being arrested:

His pleas for help from Internet retards do not seem to have worked as he hasn't tweeted since.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

There's only one person who can help him now... Jackie Motherfucking Singh

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I hope they send him to gitmo lmao