Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Thesumof41is5]

People shit on spam, but it's actually pretty dank TWU. It's not even gross cuts of meat like hotdogs are, it's literally just pork shoulder, ham, and salt. It's even alright cold, but pan fried is way better obviously.

It’s not bad, but like.. over a fire camping in the woods thin sliced with some mustard and a creek chilled beer

 

[Degenerate Lurker]

Eat that shit like an apple BOI

I’ve done some weird shit in my day but just the thought of fisting a whole block of spam in one sitting turnsmy stomach- and i like cold spaghetti-o’s.

When there's no more room in Hell, the Bog shall walk the earth....weather permitting

 

['Ole Dente]

New upload. Weird audio, seems to be overwritten with some free to use beats.

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I hope this becomes his channel trailer so we can continue the almost decade long tradition of opening up a link to his channel page and immediately being ear raped by gay mall rock.

 

[Potion_Time]

this may be cobra's best video yet, although the bar is quite low

I honestly think eating a can of cat food is less disgusting than eating raw spam.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

It 100% started as that, no debate, but right now I'd wager his need to drink and smoke as much as he does is just complete and utter dopamine receptor death with his body scratching at the walls to be able to provide even a drop, I mean, I've never seen anyone, even people with holes in their necks, smoke vape, pipe and cigarettes at the same time, he's a real innovator in that regard.

Better not develop physical dependency while trying to look like a badass BOY!
He was already at that point with nicotine during the first apartment era. His best streams were born of him being grouchy and pissy that he didn't have any nicotine to soothe the craving.
Only reason he wasn't to the point of physical dependence on booze that early was he drank piss beer mixed with soda. But since the second apartment era he moved on to drinking entire handles of bottom shelf hard liquor every day. Just about the only thing I believe the bog witch has ever said about the boy is that he drinks first thing when he wakes up so he doesn't get the shakes. And I only believe that because the boy's admitted to it.

 

[BlastMonk]

Better not develop physical dependency while trying to look like a badass BOY!
He was already at that point with nicotine during the first apartment era. His best streams were born of him being grouchy and pissy that he didn't have any nicotine to soothe the craving.
Only reason he wasn't to the point of physical dependence on booze that early was he drank piss beer mixed with soda. But since the second apartment era he moved on to drinking entire handles of bottom shelf hard liquor every day. Just about the only thing I believe the bog witch has ever said about the boy is that he drinks first thing when he wakes up so he doesn't get the shakes. And I only believe that because the boy's admitted to it.

Don't forget the time we saw and heard cobras screameing as he awoke from passing out on livestream, that's some horrifying pain the boy is in https://youtu.be/GEij5Gx8QHE?t=12726

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

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Better not start talking like Boomhauer from the classic television show King of The Hill, BOY!

Holy shit, that is exactly what it sounds like. Who knew Boomhauer was a goth bad boy at heart.

Spam is already cooked when it is canned. It is basically the same as eating an uncooked hot dog.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

this looks sick af toobz

He brought back the deep frter for this one. I'm surprised Clint let him use the gas stove since he usually used that George Foreman grill for all his grease based cooking in the past.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'm surprised he didn't get smashed in tribute to George Foreman -- that man made a mean grill

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I’ve done some weird shit in my day but just the thought of fisting a whole block of spam in one sitting turnsmy stomach- and i like cold spaghetti-o’s.

Well guess what, that makes you a fake goth!

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

People shit on spam, but it's actually pretty dank TWU. It's not even gross cuts of meat like hotdogs are, it's literally just pork shoulder, ham, and salt. It's even alright cold, but pan fried is way better obviously.

It makes decent fish bait too, toobz. Gothic Fish Bad Boys think it's pretty dank. TMDWU, T&B!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

People shit on spam, but it's actually pretty dank TWU. It's not even gross cuts of meat like hotdogs are, it's literally just pork shoulder, ham, and salt. It's even alright cold, but pan fried is way better obviously.

Spam is quite honestly the only piece of food I ever saw DinoTendies cook that looked even remotely edible. If that snuff film artist turned Michelin chef can't do it, nobody can in my eyes.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

It makes decent fish bait too, toobz.

A boglim fishing video would be MDWTFIU. I can already see Josh struggling to tie a knot in the line for 20 minutes, making dank bait hacks so the fish bite, fucking up his cast and having his bait fall off, then passing out in his chair.

Bonus points if he ate the bait. He probably would.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....

 

[CheesyBoy]

People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....

The boy just apple-fisted 126% of his daily sodium.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....

I did not include the beer but according to some food calculator app:

• Calories: 2529 kcals
• Fat: 183 grams
• Protein: 86 grams
• Carbohydrates: 101 grams
• Fiber: 4 grams
• Sugar: 13 grams

 

[Onkenataor]

A boglim fishing video would be MDWTFIU. I can already see Josh struggling to tie a knot in the line for 20 minutes, making dank bait hacks so the fish bite, fucking up his cast and having his bait fall off, then passing out in his chair.

Bonus points if he ate the bait. He probably would.

probably also blasting ozzy or his ai slop scaring all fish away

 

[mars]

I did not include the beer but according to some food calculator app:

• Calories: 2529 kcals
• Fat: 183 grams
• Protein: 86 grams
• Carbohydrates: 101 grams
• Fiber: 4 grams
• Sugar: 13 grams

He'll leave it on the counter and eat it over the course of 3 days

 

[deadson]

I'm surprised he didn't get smashed in tribute to George Foreman -- that man made a mean grill

Give it a few days, he'll catch up between benders.

 

[Fortyone]

The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.



Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life