Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

[CrunkLord420]

Feature tourists, do NOT shit up this very slow, high quality thread.

yeah don't shit up my thread this is for real OG internet niggas ONLY

 

[AnOminous]

yeah don't shit up my thread this is for real OG internet niggas ONLY

Imagine being you. You start this thread on this faggot years ago. He'd already committed the crime that became vastly more relevant before you even started the thread.

Then the dumb retard repeatedly boasted about all the other crimes he committed. He thought this was a good idea.

He hated us. He threatened us. He thought he could somehow get Jersh thrown behind bars. He openly boasted about his intention of doing this.

Then, years later after you started this thread, this retard actually ends up behind bars himself.

You must feel pretty awesome at this point.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

"But if you arrest me, Trump wins!" said the Chan admin
"Lol" said the Mountie, "Lmao"

 

[LeChampion1992]

Throw in that he's also a pedo, but his charges aren't directly related to being a pedo or a snitch. So he may be in that situation where he doesn't qualify for automatic removal from gen pop before he gets attacked. On top of that he emanates giant faggot waves so they might just assume he's obviously a willing homosexual.

Just from what I can guess from the corrections system in Canada despite their hoity hoity progressive mantra your jails range from nicer and safer than any US jail to sometimes worse than most of the corrections facilities in the US.

Nigga shouldn't have been hitting us with those negative waves. They have a way of rebounding on you.

He's not going to lightweight Canadian prison. He's going to federal pound me in the ass TEXAS prison.

Could feature tourists PLEASE read the featured post? Because it says this there. The main link in it is to the DOJ press release.

Again the big thing that would get this guy knocked off is if he is a snitch or not.

 

[AnOminous]

"But if you arrest me, Trump wins!" said the Chan admin
"Lol" said the Mountie, "Lmao"

Again the big thing that would get this guy knocked off is if he is a snitch or not.

He is not just definitely a snitch, he has openly admitted and even boasted about what a gigantic snitch he is.

He has made his "Anonymous" career as being an open snitch who worships the feds.

 

[CrunkLord420]

There's a reasonable possibility that Kirtaner didn't actually do any of these hacks he claims credit for. I have a theory that he's just narcissist and the hacktivist trannies who do the deed let him get away with it.

 

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There's a reasonable possibility that Kirtaner didn't actually do any of these hacks he claims credit for. I have a theory that he's just narcissist and the hacktivist trannies who do the deed let him get away with it.

This was one of my theories from earlier in the thread, that he was just a tagalong of DDoSecrets that they let take all the heat for the alt-tech hacks they did, maybe as some scheme to lend more credibility to the Anonymous brand that Kirtaner had freshly stolen?

 

[Gilgamesh]

There's a reasonable possibility that Kirtaner didn't actually do any of these hacks he claims credit for. I have a theory that he's just narcissist and the hacktivist trannies who do the deed let him get away with it.

He’s claimed so many hacks before (he is the creator of anonymous after all!) over the years that I wouldn’t be surprised. He’s literally turning into a gov scapegoat. Man got 420Chan shut down for essentially no reason all because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I will never understand why you would want to be public about your identity while running an imageboard.

I’m curious about Kirt’s finances. I’m assuming he has most of it in crypto (going by his Twitter and alt420Chan posts), and that might be a bit difficult to transfer into fiat for legal payments if he’s detained, although I know nothing of that sort

Also wondering if the feds found the coke he had just laying out on his desk that we found in one of his Twitter posts a few months ago lol

 

[Cuckoman]

There's a reasonable possibility that Kirtaner didn't actually do any of these hacks he claims credit for. I have a theory that he's just narcissist and the hacktivist trannies who do the deed let him get away with it.

Does it matter once his cellmate stomps a bic pen through his ear canal?

(And a tranny activist sitting silent while this fag takes credit for the hack? Press X)

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I hope they send him to gitmo lmao

It would be more fun if he got sent to the Texas prison system, as unlikely as that is. Punishment fits the crime and all that.

No Mutt's Law here, but rather seeing him get cooked alive during recreation time when it averages 100 degrees in the summer (37.8 C) is an amusing thought.

 

[Coolguy420]

I hate him so much and I hope GirlVinyl is a prosecuter

 

[AnOminous]

He’s claimed so many hacks before (he is the creator of anonymous after all!) over the years that I wouldn’t be surprised. He’s literally turning into a gov scapegoat.

It would be hilarious if he actually claimed this as a defense, because he'd have to do it for literally years in federal prison, where his defense would be known to fellow inmates as him snitching on the people who actually did the shit he constantly boasted about having done.

 

[Ghostse]

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WHO MUST GO?

The end of his chapter. Now, he can finally grow up in prison. I hope they also look into his illegal shit like Child Porn because he could be in prison for much longer. Outside hacking republican stuff in 2021. He probably thought Trump wouldn't win again. Well, now he will be sleeping with Bubba for a long time.

In prison, he's going to be the loli.

 

[Moms Casserole]

As a former (late 2000's) poster on 420chan, this brings me more joy than huffing jenkem. Which is totally real, try it bro, this isn't the just the most played out joke on the site.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

I donated to the trucker protest, and I suspect that there were consequences for that. The industry I work in is riddled with activist retards, and as such, I've kept the overlap between shitposting and real life pretty separate... so I really should have known to spoof some details or use one of the privacy temp credit cards when donating. Given my difficulty of changing my job within my industry in the last 3 years (even considering the shit economy), I suspect I'm on some shitlist that's been shared around, and I suspect I got on it via that particular leak. A shame. Oh well.

But this news brings me great joy

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

There's a reasonable possibility that Kirtaner didn't actually do any of these hacks he claims credit for. I have a theory that he's just narcissist and the hacktivist trannies who do the deed let him get away with it.

I still trust his ex wife's classic statement on his abilities:

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Die a hero, or have a decade long extended public downfall.

 

[Dfackt0]

I've found that in most cases, the old lesson "The most dangerous man in the room is the quietest man in the room" tends to be correct
Id put money on Autist Aubrey just being a website admin who hangs around with the public spheres sensationalist "Hacking Groups": DDOSecrets, Anonymous etc
If kirt was relevant and still had a brain that could do anything beside process images of Lolicon, he might be a shitty vibe coder in todays world
Just a loud lightning rod for forces more honed than he

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

How's the extradition going to work, you guys reckon? Is this something worth the Canadian govt. dragging their feet over 51st state shit? I personally don't put much stock into that happening. Does Canada even extradite its own citizens to be prosecuted abroad? That's cuck nation behavior holy shit.

He found out Donald Trump's Twitter password was "maga2020!"

One of the “We're clear on OPSEC” moments of all time.

 

[Ghostse]

yeah don't shit up my thread this is for real OG internet niggas ONLY

Everyone trying to up thier e-cred by chasing pump-and-dump meme lolcows or trying to go in on leveraged lolcow options.
Then there's this nigga here with a long-term diamond hands strat to massive Lolcow gains.