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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Reddit username cmattox, says she recently got a realtor license and is located in Athens GA....

oWo what's this
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Cole- bet you money...


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Cole Mattox
Age 36, Born July 1988
Current Address
3973 Lebanon Church Rd
Athens, GA 30607


Also Seen As
Nicole Hicks, Brandy N Hix

She deleted the old FB her coworker found but here's where it was:


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Fuck man. Imagine going to look at a house and being met for the showing by a pear shaped, 5 foot tall, piss smelling pooner. Wearing an ill fitting kids suit.

Aaanyways…

Fellas? Anyone care to give a lil dood some pointers?

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The lil’ pooner in question:
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Another pic where she looks even more obviously lesbian. Note the very masculine: “I’ll just tuck my dainty tiny hand into the pocket!”

She got the whole tranny goon cave clutter down though.


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And apparently also perfected the art of stalking. Though in a very fembrained way.

Another lil dood has perfected the MALE HANDSHAKE!
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“The ones drug dealers use?!”

They have a special handshake?!

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“Up for acknowledgment, down for respect”… Remember that one fellow men!

“The better I pass…” line made me a little bit curious. And it turns out that “passing better” doesn’t rescue her from her very masculine reaction to high school biology class.
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Namely: Running to the bathroom to calm down her lil’ dood nerves.

Maybe some smelling salts would make her better able to deal with basic human biology? We all know Mother Nature is one based, transphobic bitch!
 
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Magic Pickle said:
A "gay trans guy" struggles with the fact that she wants a loving, monogamous husband and white picket fence, but can't seem to find that among men who popularized the concept of circuit parties and have routine communal struggles with not passing around the disease du jour as they fist each other anonymously in public bathrooms.
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Jesus, this is not only “straight with extra steps,” it’s just “straight.” I wonder how Lil Dood would feel if she met a guy who wanted to settle down with her like that, and also had a detrans kink.
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God, why do they have to overthink everything? They can’t even breathe without worrying that they’re not doing it in the approved, masculine way. As the kids say, it’s not that deep.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Lil pooner needs validation while rock climbing.
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Rock climbing isn't this Lil pooner's only manly hobby.
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Zoomed out, she looks more like a man, but the typing style is undeniably female. I don't understand how they manage to fuck up the easiest thing to do in the world. I remember seeing a server with "older trasnmascs" and even their typing style and interests were that of older women. Maybe its just more evidence that trans men only hang around other trans men, because they don't want or are unable to hang around normal men, meaning they never actually passed at all.
 
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“The better I pass…” line made me a little bit curious. And it turns out that “passing better” doesn’t rescue her from her very masculine reaction to high school biology class.
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Namely: Running to the bathroom to calm down her lil’ dood nerves.

Maybe some smelling salts would make her better able to deal with basic human biology? We all know Mother Nature is one based, transphobic bitch!
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“I know this level of biology does not apply to trans people”, lmao what? Yes it absolutely does, it applies to every human that exists, including those with intersex conditions. All the T injections in the world aren’t going to change your chromosomes. Or give you the capacity to produce sperm. Or give you a male skeleton. And so on and so forth.
 
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scathefire said:
“I know this level of biology does not apply to trans people”, lmao what? Yes it absolutely does, it applies to every human that exists, including those with intersex conditions. All the T injections in the world aren’t going to change your chromosomes. Or give you the capacity to produce sperm. Or give you a male skeleton. And so on and so forth.
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I started writing about this very quote, but you ninjaed me.

she really took all this "conservatives only understand basic biology, advance biology says sex is not binary and that means trans people are valid even though we say sex and gender are too different things" thing to heart, didn't she?

Lil' poon, the reason your teacher talk about males and females so much in biology is that sex is binary and the differences between the two sexes are crucial in this field. The fact that it makes you so uncomfortable probably means that at some level, you know you are nothing but an imposter.

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God, why do they have to overthink everything? They can’t even breathe without worrying that they’re not doing it in the approved, masculine way. As the kids say, it’s not that deep.
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They remind me of a secret agent from the 30's or whatnot who had to pretend they are something they are not (i.e. belongs to another nationality, born in a different country, etc.), so they think about the way they talk, the accent, if what they say fits the fake identity they invented, the way they walk, the way they dress, clothes, local habits, have to make sure everything fits... It's like they are women trying to infiltrate a men's territory and impersonate a man... Wait, that's exactly what's they are.
 
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Athena Loves Kiwis said:
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Where the fuck are young Western women getting these stereotypes from? When I was growing up, we were told constantly by teachers and pop culture that we could be and do and wear anything. Everything listed is insulting but really... only men are allowed to drink coffee? Did she literally grow up under the Taliban?

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The top one reminds me of when I was walking about as a kid with a friend and her mother (who was legitimately a mad, nasty bitch, total bpd looking back, fallen out with every relative type shit) and I picked up a big stick, and was chastised to put it down, and scoffed at because that's something boys do?!!

Maybe these poor fucks had mothers like that, ready to stifle and snide any random thoughtless enjoyable action.
It's bleak and it's sad that they could never break out of that, but if you have that kind of shit breathing down your neck and ready on a hair trigger to nix anything you do from literal birth, maybe it's easier to see from outside. It was irksome enough that I remeber that small remark all these decades later. Imagine that for everything, for ever.
 
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Athena Loves Kiwis said:
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Where the fuck are young Western women getting these stereotypes from? When I was growing up, we were told constantly by teachers and pop culture that we could be and do and wear anything. Everything listed is insulting but really... only men are allowed to drink coffee? Did she literally grow up under the Taliban?

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I like the one with “waving big sticks around”. Lil dood must have had some basket case crazy mom who outlawed getting dirty and playing around in the neighborhood, and now makes up for lost time, waddling around playing with sticks, as if it was something grown, non retarded, men do.
 
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Athena Loves Kiwis said:
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Where the fuck are young Western women getting these stereotypes from? When I was growing up, we were told constantly by teachers and pop culture that we could be and do and wear anything. Everything listed is insulting but really... only men are allowed to drink coffee? Did she literally grow up under the Taliban?

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Maybe the tomboys are already extinct because none of these girls are tomboys.
 
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Tell me you don't have a father without telling me you don't have a father...
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The cringe is killing me...
Iron Jaguar said:
just not something a man would get.
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Applies to everything these women do.
AfghanBlue said:
Maybe these poor fucks had mothers like that, ready to stifle and snide any random thoughtless enjoyable action.
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Dunno, most pooners I seen here mention they have supportive mothers, I doubt one like that would've allowed her daughter to poon.
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Sounds less like love and more like she wishes she could skinwalk him.
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Introducing the gender-horseshoe.

You start as a woman in lingerie, transition and… End right where you started.

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Link the thread.
 
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