DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Is the way he played inZOI ike.. a bit? He really played like he had no control over what his character did.
Its legit how he lives his life irl down to refusing to put any effort into anything and claiming there was nothing he could do to stop the things that happen to him. This shit is Phil unintentionally self reporting just how much of a retard he is.
 
He got THREE of them, both "adult meals" and the happy meal. That's 51 bucks plus tax and delivery, back of the napkin math says he paid $70 or so.

This is a reward for all of us, so don't even think about asking for the free codes he got.

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Review (he forgot to rate them lol):
Apples: Ok
Hamburger: Got scammed because there's no cheese (???)
Fries: Ok
Big Mac: Tangy
Hi-C: Old-school
Nuggies: S A L T
Nether sauce: Sux, he wasted 78 cents for two extra sauces
Box Design: 10/10
 
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My somewhat normal (somewhat) brain starts hurting when I try to do the "are the tips real?" thing.

---Who would be dumb enough to tip this lying grifter $1000? Well, Phil attracts really pathetic weirdos.
---Why was he begging so desperately yesterday when he's made so much more money in the past 8 months? Maybe the tips are fake. Well, he spent it all so it's gone, he told PPP that, now he needs more.
---But why would he fake tips? Well, he's tied his content to "support" (eating and drinking on stream, marathons, etc.), and he's even tied what his wife can have for dinner to getting support. So if he doesn't get the support he has to fake it so he can keep the ruse that he's "successful" going.
---Maybe he's faking tips so he can look successful and prevent the Casino from calling him a failure tonight? Well maybe, but they're going to destroy him anyway.

It's all so fucking stupid. Just a liar and beggar churning through bullshit while retards throw money at him.
 
I dunno, if this was all just to get the casino to shut up, its still pretty pathetic that support only comes from a few people. I mean, if its just one weirdo giving you a grand, i wouldn't call that success.
 
He's at over $1,000 in "support" now, this is very clearly some kind of pre-organized whale day, likely to get back at PPP for mocking him yesterday. This is some weird shit
---Who would be dumb enough to tip this lying grifter $1000? Well, Phil attracts really pathetic weirdos.

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Going to tip DSP $1000 tomorrow so that all of the niggers I am quoting have a big boo boo cry about it and give me lots of attention so I'll definitely never do it again.
 
I believe you. I 100% believe you whaled out phil. In fact, I believe you've whaled out phil for years. It was small amounts, but once you got a whiff of that wop crotch rot you couldn't sate your appetite with fivers anymore. I think you'll get through this neger. Might be worse than going through dope sickness for you, but you'll break the habit.
 
That is so fucking retarded. I was ignoring that crash out you guys were having earlier but now you' ve actually forced me to acknowledge you. And, Wa La, as the French say. Here's that attention you ordered. What the fuck dude.
And I'm not mad. I don't actually care. I'm just stupified. How someone can be posting here and still just do something this cringe.
 
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