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Are you sure he was arrested and served time? His name literally only appears on dockets and orders in regards to the 2022-2024 copywrite stuff. He's never been sentenced to anything else I can find on Justia or anything.
Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
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True. But there got to be so many more likeable UFC veterans out there who could take the job.
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It seems recently Bryan Callen's career is on an upswing with him doing a bunch of shows in Texas at Joe Rogan's comedy club and also appearing on the JRE podcast. Despite being outed as a rapist and having a flatlining career the last few years, there seems to be a push to make him relevant again.
There had been talk about Bryan moving out to Texas as it would be best for his career. Brendan was uncharacteristically glazing Bryan telling how great he is and how he needs to be in Texas. One of the staff asks Brendan what would happen to the podcast if Bryan goes to Texas and Brendan acts selflessly and says how they'll figure it out and Bryan needs to do his thing. People have started thinking that Brendan knows his career is in the shitter with his comedy career failed, his podcasts losing viewers and reduced to raffling second hand cars to sell merch. By pretending to be enthusiastic for Bryan's career, he can pretend like he had Bryan's interests in mind as it seemed Bryan is going to leave the sinking ship that is Brendan anyway. Also Brendan could blame Bryan leaving for the demise of TFAK and not the fact that no one watches it.
Also it was very strange that lots of comedian and celebrity friends came out for Bryan's comedy show and so did some of the TFAK staff. However, Brendan never showed up even though he'll call Bryan his best friend. On the podcast, Brendan lies and tells Bryan that he had booked a flight to surprise him at his comedy show. But then never actually showed up.
While Bryan and Brendan discussed moving to Texas in the past, Brendan would always say he can't because of family reasons or some other vague excuse. He would though do his red pill rant about how he hates California because it's too woke for a red-blooded man like him who collects sneakers and chronically crosses his legs. However, the reason Brendan can't move to Texas were 1. His wife is a cunt and can't give up her L.A influencer lifestyle 2. Joe Rogan has not formally invited Brendan to move to Texas even though he's invited Bryan and other comedians. Brendan is too worried about being seen as a leech and needs the blessing of a fifty something midget like Rogan.
But now it seems by having no shame, Brendan is packing up and following Bryan to Texas. Brendan is framing it as his need to get out of leftist Commiefornia and move to the bastion of conversative which is Texas. And not because his career has fallen apart, everyone has abandoned him because they can't stand him and that he has no actual friends. This was confirmed when people found Brendan's house on the market.
Although there seemed to be some awkwardness on the recent TFAK podcast between Bryan and Brendan and people are thinking that Bryan wanted to go off to Texas and not bring Brendan with him.
For some extra lulz, Brendan has already put his house on the market and within a month it's already been reduced by $252k.
There had been talk about Bryan moving out to Texas as it would be best for his career. Brendan was uncharacteristically glazing Bryan telling how great he is and how he needs to be in Texas. One of the staff asks Brendan what would happen to the podcast if Bryan goes to Texas and Brendan acts selflessly and says how they'll figure it out and Bryan needs to do his thing. People have started thinking that Brendan knows his career is in the shitter with his comedy career failed, his podcasts losing viewers and reduced to raffling second hand cars to sell merch. By pretending to be enthusiastic for Bryan's career, he can pretend like he had Bryan's interests in mind as it seemed Bryan is going to leave the sinking ship that is Brendan anyway. Also Brendan could blame Bryan leaving for the demise of TFAK and not the fact that no one watches it.
Also it was very strange that lots of comedian and celebrity friends came out for Bryan's comedy show and so did some of the TFAK staff. However, Brendan never showed up even though he'll call Bryan his best friend. On the podcast, Brendan lies and tells Bryan that he had booked a flight to surprise him at his comedy show. But then never actually showed up.
While Bryan and Brendan discussed moving to Texas in the past, Brendan would always say he can't because of family reasons or some other vague excuse. He would though do his red pill rant about how he hates California because it's too woke for a red-blooded man like him who collects sneakers and chronically crosses his legs. However, the reason Brendan can't move to Texas were 1. His wife is a cunt and can't give up her L.A influencer lifestyle 2. Joe Rogan has not formally invited Brendan to move to Texas even though he's invited Bryan and other comedians. Brendan is too worried about being seen as a leech and needs the blessing of a fifty something midget like Rogan.
But now it seems by having no shame, Brendan is packing up and following Bryan to Texas. Brendan is framing it as his need to get out of leftist Commiefornia and move to the bastion of conversative which is Texas. And not because his career has fallen apart, everyone has abandoned him because they can't stand him and that he has no actual friends. This was confirmed when people found Brendan's house on the market.
Although there seemed to be some awkwardness on the recent TFAK podcast between Bryan and Brendan and people are thinking that Bryan wanted to go off to Texas and not bring Brendan with him.
For some extra lulz, Brendan has already put his house on the market and within a month it's already been reduced by $252k.
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Imagine being the guy who buys his house and having to come across the forgotten remnants of jokes that didn't make it into Gringo Papi.
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Most you'll find are nicotine pouches in the couch and piss stains in the sink. Maybe a dead dog in the garage with all the tools still in their original packaging. Also, the fragrance of Slo Jo's dehydrated snatch will permeate the property for months. Truly a haunted house.
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Real travelling companion moment.
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Brendan has been leaning more into his everyman grease monkey persona and has changed his profile shot to a heavily filtered image with him wearing a fresh mechanics outfit.
Brendan recently went to a car auction to bid on some ugly looking jeep. When he won, he decided to act like a meathead retard and crash tackle his manager to the ground. As people pointed out after he tackled his manager to the floor, Brendan just got up and walked off and never considered that he should maybe help his manager off the floor after knocking him over.
Brendan went on a recent Joe Rogan podcast. Recently Brendan has been talking up how much of a strong man he is and telling stories about he's lifted record amounts of weight but never recorded it. On this JRE episode, Brendan talks about how he had an interaction with strong man The Mountain aka Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson where he and Brendan have a weight lifting competition and Brendan one because he's cool and strong. However, on an earlier podcast, Brendan contradicts the story he says on JRE.
Also on JRE Brendan talks about how despite hating electric cars, he is considering buying a Cyber Truck to own the libs.
Later on Brendan forgets the name of the MMA company he works for and calls the GFL "UFL". Joe Rogan questions the mistake and gives Brendan a chance to fix it, but mush brain Brendan just keeps calling it UFL.
Brendan has also been duped into drinking some bullshit scorpion venom supplement.
Brendan recently went to a car auction to bid on some ugly looking jeep. When he won, he decided to act like a meathead retard and crash tackle his manager to the ground. As people pointed out after he tackled his manager to the floor, Brendan just got up and walked off and never considered that he should maybe help his manager off the floor after knocking him over.
Brendan went on a recent Joe Rogan podcast. Recently Brendan has been talking up how much of a strong man he is and telling stories about he's lifted record amounts of weight but never recorded it. On this JRE episode, Brendan talks about how he had an interaction with strong man The Mountain aka Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson where he and Brendan have a weight lifting competition and Brendan one because he's cool and strong. However, on an earlier podcast, Brendan contradicts the story he says on JRE.
Also on JRE Brendan talks about how despite hating electric cars, he is considering buying a Cyber Truck to own the libs.
Later on Brendan forgets the name of the MMA company he works for and calls the GFL "UFL". Joe Rogan questions the mistake and gives Brendan a chance to fix it, but mush brain Brendan just keeps calling it UFL.
Brendan has also been duped into drinking some bullshit scorpion venom supplement.
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Dammit Brenden! Someone told you you need a TARD wrangler not a JEEP wrangler.
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Something funny I came across. Someone chronicled the infamous blown out double hammy incident from a few years back.
Basically Brendan, Bryan and former cohost Shapel were discussing Shapel's athletic ability in doing a 100 yard dash. Brendan couldn't handle the idea of another man in the room being athletic. Brendan constantly interjects how there's no way Shapel could beat him in a sprint and so Shapel challenges him to a cash bet.
They end up having a race in a parking lot. During the sprint, it's evident that Brendan isn't that great at sprinting. Halfway through the race Shapel starts pulling away and is going to win. At this moment stops running and does weird effeminate baby steps before stopping and casually rubbing his legs. Brendan claims to of blown out BOTH hamstrings but is somehow still managing to stand up. If you watch sports hamstring injury videos, you'll see players buckle and fall from a single hamstring injury. Brendan blows both of them out and stands there rubbing his legs. Brendan also blames the injury on his football days in college but somehow he managed to have a eight year MMA career where this hamstring issue never came up. But a random sprint race managed to bring back this injury.
After the event, Brendan used the injury as an excuse for not actually losing and I'm sure he used it as a reason not to have to pay Shapel his money. Brendan then took to social media where he claimed he had two blown hamstrings but only had one bandaged and was getting around on crutches which obviously had not been adjusted and did not reach under his arms. Despite this catastrophic injury, Brendan somehow managed to compete in a Tough Mudder event weeks later.
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I came here to read about how homeless cats have trolled him only to be disappointed.
When's ICE coming to get her?
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Brendan pimps his brother in lawls car *punch fist into hand*
Brendan recent made a video where *double finger point* he tells the story where his brother in lawl *punch fist into hand* gave Brendan his car so Brendan could change his oil for him. The thing is Brendan had no intentions of actually changing the oil and instead took his brother in lawls car to do cool guy car mods to it. *punch fist into hand*
However it seems Brendan has *double finger point* done a series of retarded alterations to it including:
- Installing a winch (or has he calls it a Wench) bracket on the bumper but with no actual winch. Instead he added four extra lights to the front. Two of the lights are obstructed by the winch bracket. So now the car has eight lights on the front.
- Has removed the conventional doors and has replaced them with tube doors. This means the car can't be driven in the rain. Using the AC or heating is now obsolete. On a freeway you're inhaling fumes. And best of all, the car can't be left anywhere as someone could easily break into it by climbing over the door.
- Has removed the spare tire from the back and didn't but the license plate back on.
- Has removed the rear camera and didn't fix it because he doesn't know how to do electrics.
The funniest bit is Brendan decided to film a video showcasing the alterations while some gardener is walking near by with a leaf blower running at full volume.
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Noo fucking way. What has he done to the car?? I thought his previous mods, where he painted cars random colors using house paint, were bad... But this! What are these doors?? Is this a retarded carnival ride? Who signed off on doing this? If you gave this shithead your truck for oil change, and he returned it looking like a dull kid's arts-and-crafts project, you should lawyer up and seek compensation for damages.
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"Hey guys, doctor Shaub here. This patient came in for a routine check up but I decided to pimp him out and give him a dope full sexual re-assignment surgery"
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Brendan is trying to re-write the narrative on the move to Texas. In this podcast he was just on, he firstly tried to name drop casually that during the LA fires that the firefighters on the scene recognized Brendan. (0.35)
They then started talking about the move to Texas. On the 10th - 12th of January, Bryan did a comedy set in Texas that went well for him as well as being on the JRE where Joe talks about how Bryan should be in Texas. A few days later on a TFATK podcast on Jan 15th, they're recounting Bryan's time in Texas and how it went well. They also discuss how Bryan should move there for his career. Weeks later it seemed like Bryan was making steps to move there and Brendan with no real options left, basically decided to pack up and follow Bryan to Texas.
On this recent podcast Brendan totally reframes things and says he was actually already leaving LA to move to Texas and he came to this decision during the LA fires happening. (2:30) and that he told Bryan that's he's leaving and that Bryan should come along with him. Brendan then tries to reframe the fact that Bryan had already bought a house in Texas and was already out there as Bryan being crazy and reckless and that actually Brendan and Bryan were looking at houses at the same time but Brendan was being methodical with his selection but crazy ol Bryan literally bought the first house he saw and blindsided Brendan. Brendan also stated that Bryan had already moved to Texas and never told Brendan. This seems like a total bullshit story as how could you be a business partner with someone and do a weekly podcast with someone and they not mention they're now living halfway across the country.
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Brendan and his family are getting ready for his big more to Texas.
Brendan has been working on his new Texas grift by parading around in a cowboy hat in L.A.
His wife will fit in as she recently had a going away party where she dressed like a BDSM whore cow girl.
His wife also made sure to document and celebrate her massive achievement of emptying her storage unit all by herself.
And finally the TFAK retarded producer Chin is having some emotional musings about the THICCC BOI L.A studio shutting down.
With the Texas move, Brendan has given up on his Golden Hour podcast which he's handed over to sex pest Chris Delia. With his comedy career now dead and buried all he has is the TFATK and Shaub Show podcast. Both of these are struggling to get views each week. He still has his DFAG car channel but he's only made one video in the last six months and struggles to get 10k views on a video. It is hard to tell what Brendan will do for a career as he's basically only promoting truck giveaways or talking non stop about his sons little league baseball career. Which is increasingly annoying his fan base.
Brendan has been working on his new Texas grift by parading around in a cowboy hat in L.A.
His wife will fit in as she recently had a going away party where she dressed like a BDSM whore cow girl.
His wife also made sure to document and celebrate her massive achievement of emptying her storage unit all by herself.
And finally the TFAK retarded producer Chin is having some emotional musings about the THICCC BOI L.A studio shutting down.
With the Texas move, Brendan has given up on his Golden Hour podcast which he's handed over to sex pest Chris Delia. With his comedy career now dead and buried all he has is the TFATK and Shaub Show podcast. Both of these are struggling to get views each week. He still has his DFAG car channel but he's only made one video in the last six months and struggles to get 10k views on a video. It is hard to tell what Brendan will do for a career as he's basically only promoting truck giveaways or talking non stop about his sons little league baseball career. Which is increasingly annoying his fan base.
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Baseball Dad.
Brendan has been leaning harder and harder into his Baseball Dad personality recently where he's been putting all his focus into his nine year old sons little league career.
As a result, Brendan's podcasts are filled with baseball talk and stories about his sons latest baseball game. Much too the boredom of his co-hosts and further alienating his viewers who simply don't want to hear endless stories of little league baseball.
Brendan has also started embarrassing himself by yelling obscenities at his sons baseball games and embarrassing his family and annoying the other spectators.
He's also started acting demented at home by saying if his son doesn't play well, he's going to take things away from his son as punishment.
On the field, Brendan was seen assisting the kids practice and displaying some very unathletic and uncoordinated skills as he tried to catch a baseball. He also looked visibly annoyed at a group of children as he didn't like how they threw the ball to him.
Back in the studio, Brendan went on another weird baseball rant where he tells a story where his son was pitching to a "big, slow fat kid". Brendan told his son if this big fat kid got a hit on him, Brendan wasn't going to let him pitch anymore. When Brendan's cohost commented that might be a harsh thing to say to a nine year old, Brendan replied "It's sports. Tighten the fuck up." He then labelled his son as an "outlier". Later he goes on another rant on how his son going to practice and playing the games isn't enough and what he's doing "not even remotely close" He then refers to other kids playing the game as "Idiots"
People have come to the conclusion that Brendan dislikes fat, slow kids because he spent his life in the UFC getting his brains scrambles by fat, slow guys.
All this culminated the other day when Brendan got kicked out of his sons game for his bad behavior. After already being warned, Brendan had a tantrum after not liking a decision by the ref . He then approached the ref who had enough of Brendan and kicked him out of the game. Brendan then cussed out the ref again while walking away. All this was filmed live on the internet.
This video by American Redact has a pretty good overview of Brendan's recent behavior.
Brendan has been leaning harder and harder into his Baseball Dad personality recently where he's been putting all his focus into his nine year old sons little league career.
As a result, Brendan's podcasts are filled with baseball talk and stories about his sons latest baseball game. Much too the boredom of his co-hosts and further alienating his viewers who simply don't want to hear endless stories of little league baseball.
Brendan has also started embarrassing himself by yelling obscenities at his sons baseball games and embarrassing his family and annoying the other spectators.
He's also started acting demented at home by saying if his son doesn't play well, he's going to take things away from his son as punishment.
On the field, Brendan was seen assisting the kids practice and displaying some very unathletic and uncoordinated skills as he tried to catch a baseball. He also looked visibly annoyed at a group of children as he didn't like how they threw the ball to him.
Back in the studio, Brendan went on another weird baseball rant where he tells a story where his son was pitching to a "big, slow fat kid". Brendan told his son if this big fat kid got a hit on him, Brendan wasn't going to let him pitch anymore. When Brendan's cohost commented that might be a harsh thing to say to a nine year old, Brendan replied "It's sports. Tighten the fuck up." He then labelled his son as an "outlier". Later he goes on another rant on how his son going to practice and playing the games isn't enough and what he's doing "not even remotely close" He then refers to other kids playing the game as "Idiots"
People have come to the conclusion that Brendan dislikes fat, slow kids because he spent his life in the UFC getting his brains scrambles by fat, slow guys.
All this culminated the other day when Brendan got kicked out of his sons game for his bad behavior. After already being warned, Brendan had a tantrum after not liking a decision by the ref . He then approached the ref who had enough of Brendan and kicked him out of the game. Brendan then cussed out the ref again while walking away. All this was filmed live on the internet.
This video by American Redact has a pretty good overview of Brendan's recent behavior.
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