Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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She's so cute!!! It's so sad that she has to be stuck with someone like Alex. :(

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00:00:29 is Miley doing all right now okay but yeah yeah i remember when I was recording Larry and then the day after he like got euthanized which was sad yeah so when did we get Malie again when did we get Malie again 2022 2022 how old is Melly she's going to be 10 in October oh 10 in October i didn't know she was that old yeah larry was like around uh he was four yeah and then by the time he was euthanized yeah yeah mie does remind me a lot of Larry yeah

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00:00:00 Yeah, you can see the... Yeah, I was just talking to myself. Okay.

00:00:30 It's like that noticeable fur patch. Yeah, I see that noticeable fur patch on the right side of her neck. Where that tumor was.

00:01:03 You guys can see right there. There he is.

00:01:51 Yeah.
Remember when he had dogfucking mangas on his MAL?
 
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In case you're wondering that was response to my VM below. Also @Flaming_Barghast fuck you I tried to impersonate da hood nigga and this what happened:
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Goddamnit remind me to never again.
Considering how far he's gone off the deep end you handled it pretty well. This site is full of good examples of why you don't put everything about yourself online especially if it's weird or embarrassing but some folks just don't get the message.

Who knows, maybe he actually wants to be a lolcow at this point.
 
Exactly. This retard was here for years laughing at other retards. He doesn't get to invoke the sympathy card just because his opsec is dog shit. Also, not every person who gets phone booked gets made fun of, only the problematic ones.
Perhaps the next course of action is a Calling Out saga where he "doxes" his adversaries as being Richard Kuta and Fatman, and the trolls will go after them instead.
I'm here. And i just made this account to talk on here.


I already went to page 329 and i just found this. This looks like a underage girl with no arms.

Lunar Eclipse Paradox mind explaining this? Explain this to me? What in the actual fuck did you draw?​


I also found this on his VNDB account. Those look like underage anime school Girls. I have no words on what to say about this....

This is like the moment where Obi-Wan realized that Anakin was Darth Vader.
 
Considering how far he's gone off the deep end you handled it pretty well. This site is full of good examples of why you don't put everything about yourself online especially if it's weird or embarrassing but some folks just don't get the message.

Who knows, maybe he actually wants to be a lolcow at this point.
You think it would be common sense to just not overshare lol
 
I'm here. And i just made this account to talk on here.
Oof, I've missed all the fun it seems.
Welcome. In yer ex-buddy fashion I, local Austrian Painter, have drawn him his favorite way. Limbless fleshlight. Just so you know.
Please Mylo feel yourself at home. We are fine people, you'll see it yourself. If Ikolthur Benoit says so - it does happen to be this way.
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Oof, I've missed all the fun it seems.
Welcome. In yer ex-buddy fashion I, local Austrian Painter, have drawn him his favorite way. Limbless fleshlight. Just so you know.
Please Mylo feel yourself at home. We are fine people, you'll see it yourself. If Ikolthur Benoit says so - it does happen to be this way.
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Holy fucking shit hahahahaha

It’s like something that’ll crawl out of the darkness in the dead of night
 
Lmao you turned chinese
OH FUK U YANKI!
IMA BACK TO ME CHICHONG BIZ NAO!

Considering how far he's gone off the deep end you handled it pretty well.
Bwah! Nonsense, I wasn't even trying handling what was happening yesterday lol, just was going with the flow. Damn it was fun. :story:

Perhaps the next course of action is a Calling Out saga where he "doxes" his adversaries as being Richard Kuta and Fatman, and the trolls will go after them instead.
IF that would ever happen. Bitch still owes me one, like hell my opsec is intentionally been leaking here and there these whole 4 years of me being there. Yet Alex can't sum up 2 and 2 and get 4. He get's 1 instead. What a dumb bitch, I swear...
 
Oof, I've missed all the fun it seems.
Welcome. In yer ex-buddy fashion I, local Austrian Painter, have drawn him his favorite way. Limbless fleshlight. Just so you know.
Please Mylo feel yourself at home. We are fine people, you'll see it yourself. If Ikolthur Benoit says so - it does happen to be this way.
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Is this the version of Alex that's soon to be attached to a penitent engine?
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OH FUK U YANKI!
IMA BACK TO ME CHICHONG BIZ NAO!


Bwah! Nonsense, I wasn't even trying handling what was happening yesterday lol, just was going with the flow. Damn it was fun. :story:


IF that would ever happen. Bitch still owes me one, like hell my opsec is intentionally been leaking here and there these whole 4 years of me being there. Yet Alex can't sum up 2 and 2 and get 4. He get's 1 instead. What a dumb bitch, I swear...
Oh I was just making a joking reference to the time Chris Chan attempted to "dox" his trolls so that all the other trolls would go after them instead, not understanding why the trolls were going after him instead.

Let's be honest, if my real name and picture of myself or whatever were to be leaked and posted here in an attempt to create a "halal" thread of me, I'd probably not really care.

The problem is, Alex cares too much about what people around here think of him, and that's why this thread is still going.

I've never had any problems with him before but if he doesn't cut out his behavior and get some help fixing certain aspects of his life he's not going to have a good time down the road.
 
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