Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 431 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 145 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,678 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,982 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,387
Also here is another old but ironic clip where Jason virtue signals about how he keeps his promises and says that his community has a right to tear him down if he lies to them / screws them over.
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This clip is even more retarded because major content drops are one of the only times it's widely seen as acceptable to raise your game's price, especially with the Chapter model where the game is gradually updated over time. This is an own-goal from trying to appear more consumer friendly, he's leaving money on the table because he's worried people would think he's greedy if he took it, even though most probably wouldn't think that.
 
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This clip is even more retarded because major content drops are one of the only times it's widely seen as acceptable to raise your game's price, especially with the Chapter model where the game is gradually updated over time. This is an own-goal from trying to appear more consumer friendly, he's leaving money on the table because he's worried people would think he's greedy if he took it, even though most probably wouldn't think that.
but heartbound's "chapters" are not even worthy of being called "major content drops"
 
but heartbound's "chapters" are not even worthy of being called "major content drops"
Not saying Mald is any good at updating his game, but that despite all his Blizzard-sourced wisdom of video game shekelmancy he still decides to turn down easy, risk-free money just to virtue signal that he'll never change the price because he's retarded
 
Not saying Mald is any good at updating his game, but that despite all his Blizzard-sourced wisdom of video game shekelmancy he still decides to turn down easy, risk-free money just to virtue signal that he'll never change the price because he's retarded
thats a very easy thing to say when you are making 6 figures a month
 
Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:
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And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:


This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger... Since feb 3rd he had 0 week without interruption of his schedule.
 
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Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:
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And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:
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This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger...
It definitely screams of someone doing a thing last minute before their deadline doesn't it? Except, you know, he misses his self-imposed deadline routinely.

I think it was said before, but he could get around these issues by simply banging out multiple "updates" at once, ahead of time, then releasing them later. I guess that's not big brained enough for our Figtree.
 
I have come to believe that he means(t?) he will start working on it on the first of the month.
But he still forgot this month...
 
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My money on the update being laughably small just like last time (around 120mo) and not being anything major.

If he really wants to have monthly updates he really should start imposing on himself at least one day a week working on his game.

But what am I saying, he's a furry and a coomer and those tends to lack scheduling abilities.

Given how much he streams and how much he's not motivated to work on his game, the logical move would be to employ a dev with his stream money to finish his mess.

But mald's hubris won't allow it
 
Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:
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And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:
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This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger... Since feb 3rd he had 0 week without interruption of his schedule.
This is funny as hell when you realize he posted this in the shartbound update channel on discord
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E: Skimming the recent stream, all he did was play MH and talk to primagen or w/e that dudes name is. That's it.
 
Jason T streaming his ferret concentration camp in black and white, so you really feel like you're watching a WW2 documentary
Very immersive and just a testament to his incredible creativity and artistic vision.
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Also he streamed 10+ hours of monster hunter.
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To put this into perspective, if you wake up in the morning and count in general household chores, buying/cooking food, a 8 hour shift at a job (can be minimum wage or a vocational/college job), commute, general hygiene and unplanned in town trips, you will spend the majority of your day leaving max 1-3 hours to game if you REALLY want to game. More if you don't plan to sleep for 8 hours. If you have a partner/wife and kids and/or a pet, you might not even have those 1-3 hours.
Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )
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On average, he plays a video game effectively around 8 hours. Calls it work. But I've skimmed where he played non stop sometimes nearing 10 hours. He streams two days back to back, three to two day break, then a stream, break, another stream, three days break, two times back to back.

That means, for the past 7 years of doing this or less, idk when he started streaming, he had 3 days of a break, which if you count in mentally recovering from frying your eyes on blue light, then a day or two break weekly. That leaves 2 days to rest, 1 day to work on the game. Sometimes he even codes ON STREAM. So that's 2 to 3 days sometimes. And he has people working on the game.

Let that sink in. Look:

The schedule is relatively consistent, yet due to pressure he even skips some streams, which reinforces the fact that out of 7 years making the game, he effectively spent maybe 2 to 4 years give or take. This is legal money laundering.
 
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6 hours to go for his update that's already 5 days late. Most developers push their updates in the morning, the advantage of which is if something is fucked up they've got the normal business day to fix it. Or will he claim the rest of the timezones up to the international date line will give him bonus time?
 
It definitely screams of someone doing a thing last minute before their deadline doesn't it? Except, you know, he misses his self-imposed deadline routinely.

I think it was said before, but he could get around these issues by simply banging out multiple "updates" at once, ahead of time, then releasing them later. I guess that's not big brained enough for our Figtree.
That's probably because the game sounds like it's shallow. From what I've seen in this thread and the game's on steam hub, this game looks like it has nothing but talking with a handful minigames used over and over.

Mald is too incompetent to bang out a dozen minigames to pepper into the game so that leaves writing. Now, I'm not saying writing is easy, but this is no masterpiece we're talking about here. If he sat down for a whole day, he probably should be able to bang out several hours of dialogue. Retards playing this game would lap up just about any written verbose diarrhea he shats out and give the thumbs up. Just write it up and then paste it into the game....unless his dialogue system is so convoluted that even doing that is confusing to him.

Oh wait...:story:
 
Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*




So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.
 
Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*


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So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.
the joy he takes when he starts talking about monster hunter again is mildly infuriating
 
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